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« on: December 23, 2006, 01:06:28 AM »
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Anyway, I REALLY think that some of the H!P girls are similar to the Azu girls. Crossover list? Yeah, I have one of those (feel free to make changes or add your own input):

Chiyo-chan - Maimai (though I don't know how smart Maimai is)
Osaka - Konno
Sakaki - Kaori?  
Kagura - Reina? (I can see the Yankii-ness, but..)
Tomo - Tsuji
Yomi - Yossie
Yukari - Yuko (does Yuko speak English?)
Nyamo - Nacchi
Kimura - Tsunku (because that would be the best. thing. ever.)
Kaorin - Koharu?
Chihiro - Eri (dunno why, but it just fits)

And now some parodies (more than one of the strips together, mainly):

Concert
Yuko: Next month is the concert!
Mai: :D
Yuko: Well, YOU certainly seem to be looking forward to it, Hagiwara-chan!
Yuko: Too bad it's been cancelled :(
Mai: DDDDDDDDDDDD:
Mai: ;___________;
Mai: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Mai: ._______.
Yuko: Naaaah, I'm just kidding! It's still on!
Mai: :D :D :D
Yuko: Man, seeing Hagiwara-chan all sparkly-eyed like that kinda made me wanna pull one over on her, y'know :D?
Eri: ...Is she really 33?
Tsuji: Obachan! *stands up and raises hand*
Tsuji: Yes, I know what you mean. *sits down*
Everyone: ....

English

Nacchi: So, then Kaorin--
Yuko: Stay here for a minute, will you? *walks off*
Foreigner: excuse me
Nacchi: Uh.. Um.. here goes: Just.. a moment! My friend.. can speak.. English..
Nacchi: Why did she choose a time like THIS to suddenly dissappear?!
Yuko: *hiding around the corner* :ONglasses:
Nacchi DYuko: Hoo-boy, that was fun! O-kay, what can I do for you, Mr Foreigner?
[English convo]
Nacchi: Wow. Speaking English actually makes you NOT look like an idiot :neutral:
Yuko: WHAT was that, Miss Plagiarism?
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2006, 01:45:40 AM »
Aha, great parodies XD.

Hmmm, let me try something:

Konno: *hic*...*hic*...*hic*...
Tsuji: KonKon, what's wrong?
Konno: I've got...*hic*...the hiccups...*hic*
Tsuji: Oh?
Konno: *hic*...Help me...*hic*
Tsuji: Um...let's seee here...
Konno: *hic*
Tsuji: Oh! They say if you balance a big piece of cake at the end of a fork and try to take a bite, it'll cure the hiccups!

......................

Konno: *attempts*...*Drops cake*
Tsuji: Gah, what a waste! Oh well, rehearsals are starting...*walks off*
Konno: *Kneeling next to splattered piece of cake in tears* *hic*

......................

Tsuji: Hey guys, KonKon's got the hiccups and they won't stop. Got any helpful ideas?
Konno: *Hic*
Reina: I heard fear cures it.
Konno: *Hic*
Reina: boo!
Konno: *Hic*
Tsuji: Don't tell her that you're gonna do it!
Reina: *glares*
Konno: *Hic*
Reina: Oh, I remember something! *Goes up to Konno and starts smacking her hard on the back*
MaiMai: Nooo, that's for when someone is choking!
Reina: Then where do hiccups come from?
MaiMai: Under the lungs.
Reina: You mean here? *Punches Konno in the pit of her stomache*
Konno: Uggghhh...*holds stomache in pain*...*Hic*
Reina: Hmmm, nope. Oh well, gotta go.
Konno: *Hic*...You...suck...*Hic*
MaiMai & Tsuji: ...

Sorry if that isn't very good.

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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2006, 03:01:57 AM »
Actually, I lol'd. HARD.

Gymshorts
Reina: Sports fest! Alright!
Maimai: Yeah!
Yossie: But why do we still have to wear these tight little gymshorts?
Reina: Hmm...
Tsunku: LONG LIVE GYMSHORTS!
Reina: !
Tsunku: BANZAI! BANZAI!
Reina and Yossie: o_O WTF
Tsunku: I.. like them.. very much.
Reina: ....
Tsunku: In English: I.. like.. YOU
Reina: WHAT!?

Nakazawa-senpai
Tsuji: We're number one!
Maimai: :D
Tsuji: That's the other team! Yuko and Nacchi!
Tsuji: And they're wearing.. school uniforms!
Tsuji: DOING A LITTLE DRESS-UP FOR YOUR KOHAI EH? BLASPHEMY! I SUSPEND YOU!
Yuko: WHAT!?
Yuko: Ha! I can STILL pass for a high school student!
Nacchi: You think?
Maimai: But, why a school uniform?
Yuko: Back in the OLD days, Momusu used to be mature! We'd dress up in stuff like this ALL the time!
Maimai: Really? I imagine that would make a certain SOMEONE..
Nacchi: Hm?
Maimai: Quite happy..
Tsunku: Nakazawa-senpai, this letter.. it's for you...
Yuko: WARGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? AND DON'T CALL ME SENPAI!

Forgetting
Konno: Heh, ol' Pikanyaa came all the was here, huh?
Maimai: I'm tell you, it's not called a Pikanyaa.
Konno: Huh? Pika.. Pika.. nyaa?
Konno: Pikka? Pika? Pika?
Reina: Is it gonna be difficult to take care of?
Kaori: I've been reading up on them in a lot of different books.
Reina: Uh-huh. uh-huh.
Reina: Hm. THe eco-system of Nishihyo Island here..
Tsuji: Those characters read 'Iriomote'.
Reina: I DID IT ON PURPOSE, ALRIGHT?! I JUST BLURTED IT ACCIDENTALLY!
Tsuji: Well, which is it?!
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2006, 05:18:47 AM »
AzuDaiH!PLove!NoSpacesLove!WhooHooLove!

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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2006, 06:02:01 AM »
Quote from: Shoko;265414

Tsunku: I.. like them.. very much.
Reina: ....
Tsunku: In English: I.. like.. YOU
Reina: WHAT!?


lmao XD.

Short one...

Yuko: Today's Haromoni...*interrupted by bloodcurdling scream*
Koharu: Cockroach!!!
Everyone: *running around in circles screaming*
Nacchi: Nono, kill it!!!
Tsuji: Yoooosshhh!! *Snap, Crackle, Pop*
.......................
Director: Cut!
Yossi: Damn, who the hell screamed in my ear? You could of shattered glass with that pitch.
Reina: *Cough*
Yuko: Okay, lets do this again...
Tsuji: Um...
Yuko: What?
Tsuji: I killed the thing with my script.
Yuko: ...........*backs away*
Tsuji: *walks forward*
Yuko: Tsuji, don't come near me with that or I'll murder you!
Tsuji: *shoves script foward*...get it off
Yuko: Eeekkk, get away!!

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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2006, 06:26:27 AM »
LOFckinL! I could totally see that.

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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2006, 01:11:56 AM »
omg these are hilarious!!!
I love Azumanga daioh and i think you've fitted the characters well!!! XD!!!

Now all we need is someone with 1337 comic maknig skills to make  H!P version of azumanga, manga style :ONwriggly:

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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2006, 01:33:54 AM »
I'd do it, but I'm lazy and can't draw XD.


Sun, Watermelons, and Sea Cucumbers

Tsuji: WOOHOO! THE BEACH!
Tsuji: It's watermelon splitting time!
Reina: We didn't bring one.
Tsuji: WHAAAAAT!?
Tsuji: WELL, ITSN'T THERE ANYTHING WE CAN SPLIT!?
Tsuji: A PINEAPPLE? THERE ARE PINEAPPLES HERE, RIGHT?
Maimai: Why is she so determined to split something?
Reina: Beats me.
Yossie: The water's so clear!~
Yossie: *hit with sea cucumber*
Konno: SEA CUCUMBER! *throws one at Yossie*
Yossie: HYAAAAAAA
Maimai: Konno-senpai! Stop throwing the sea cucumbers!
Reina: ...

In Your Dreams, Konno!

Maimai: Oh, Konno-senpai, you're awake. Good morning!
Konno: *half-asleep* Hngrh..
Maimai: That makes Nakazawa-senpai the only one still sleeping.
Yossie: Yeah, apparently she'll bite your head off if you try and wake her up.
Konno: Oh, I'll go and wake 'er up. *totters off*
Maimai: Um, are YOU even up, Konno-senpai?
Konno: I'd like to wake her up with a frying pan..
Konno: *walks over to the cupboard and takes something out*
Yossie: O_O!
Konno: *holding a knife*
Konno: *opens the door to Yuko's room*
Yuko: *just awake*
Yuko: *sees knife* 0_0
Konno: Oh. You're already up.
Yuko: What.. what are you..?!
Konno: That's too bad. *walks off*
Yuko: ....WTF
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2006, 01:47:44 AM »
ROFLMAO!!!
omg that last one was great!!

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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2006, 03:40:41 AM »
Roffle

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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2006, 08:36:04 AM »
Wow, never thought of Azumanga Daioh and H!P together, a lot of them really fits and Tsunku as Kimura is just WIN XD.

LMFAO @ Konkon with a knife & hiccups one, I still remember that scene in the anime, I seriously need to go rewatch that series sometime..

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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2006, 07:48:22 PM »
^ I should think about rewatching it too, it's one of my fav anime/manga series.

Osaka with the knife is one of my fav scene LOL.

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[Couldn't resist]
MaiMai: We're here!
Reina: Wow, nice place you've got here!
MaiMai: I'm opening the door now *holds up key*. Without this key, there is no way for us to get in.
Tsuji: *Eyes key*...*Snatches it*
MaiMai: Huh?!
Tsuji: And, you're gone! *Throws key into tall grassy area*
Everyone: *shocked*
Tsuji: Oops...
Yossi: OOPS?!

Searching...

Tsuji: Hearing MaiMai say that, just made me wanna do it.
Yossi: But you didn't actually HAVE TO do it!
Tsuji: Hey, once we find it...wouldn't it be funny if I threw it again?
Yossi: Hell no, it wouldn't be funny!
Yuko: You guys find it yet...?
Nacchi: Why don't YOU help out?
MaiMai: FOUND IT! *dangles key over her head*
Yossi: Kaorin! *Points to Tsuji*
Kaori: *grabs onto Tsuji*
Tsuji: Eehh? *struggles*
Yossi: Now, MaiMai! Open the door!

[How could you?!]
Tsuji: TIME TO SPLIT THE WATERMELON!
MaiMai: We brought a bat too!
Tsuji: With my Nono chop of fiery, I shall...*hears loud breaking noise*
Reina: Awsome, I split it right in half!
Tsuji: Wh...wha...what did you just do?...
Reina: Huh?
Tsuji: I was gonna split that watermelon!!!!!!
Reina: *Backs up*
Tsuji: I was! I was! I waassssssss!!!!!
Reina: Nonchan...chill...

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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2006, 09:04:50 PM »
You make me want to read the manga and watch the anime again, WOO ~! XD

Though I don't really see Yossie as Yomi :/ Miki has Yomi's Tsukkomi air though.

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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2006, 09:08:13 PM »
ooh i have to try one, though it won't be as funny.

[in changing rooms]
Konno:ah! we have an American!(looking at kaori's......height?)
Tsuji: ooo~
Kaori: *goes a bit red*
Tsuji: That's so true *stares with konno*
Konno:*stares* mm...your Japanese(@Tsuji)
Tsuji: *evil glare* grrr... well it's true there's nothing wrong with being japanese but somethings not quite right....what about Yossi??
Konno:hmm....Hawaiin!
Tsuji: O.O oo, that's right!
Yossi: Hawaii is part of America!I think, however you look at it, there are 3 groups.  kaori and and my group, Konno and Koharu's group.  Then tsuji and maimai's group
Tsuji: O.o......
But you know, Maimai could leave your group and become like Kaori
Tsuji: Maimai you traitor!!
Maimai: eee~ [thoughts]somehow i don't get it[/thoughts]
Yossi: Don't worry, you will...
*girls walk out to the pool*
Tsunku: o.o
Girls: O.o
Tsunku: DING DONG DING DONG!!
Girls: O.o.....
*Tsunku walks off*
Tsuji: was that....
Yossi: a bell...
Girls: O.O....

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« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2006, 01:10:48 AM »
Quote from: Yuuyami;266710
Though I don't really see Yossie as Yomi :/ Miki has Yomi's Tsukkomi air though.


But Yossie/Tsuji relationship is more like Tomo/Yomi than Miki/Tsuji. Like I said, "feel free to make changes or add your own input". This was entirely experimental, so yeah XD.


Graduation

Yuko: *crying*
Maimai: Nakazawa-senpai..
Yuko: I.. I LOST MY WALLET.
Everyone: WHAT!?
Yuko: I guess I should give you all graduation comments and junk..
Tsuji: HEY, WAY TO SPOIL THE MOOD!
Konno: *walks over to Yuko and hands her a donation box*
Yuko: ...
Yuko: Reina.. I'll miss you..
Reina: Senpai.. *puts 100 yen in the donation box*
Yuko: Konno.. you'll never be forgotten..
Konno: Here.. *puts 10 yen in the donation box*
Yuko: Tsuji.. I still remember when you first joined..
Tsuji: K. *puts 1 yen in the donation box*
Yuko: THAT'S IT! I DON'T NEED YOUR CHUMP CHANGE! *throws box*
Miki: Wha-?! What a wrench!
Yuko: In closing, I'd just like to say.. uh, bye.
Nacchi: Yuko? Somebody found your wallet.
Yuko: :O! o_o..
Yuko: HEY EVERYONE! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE GRADUATING!
Yuko: Well, that's it from us!
Reina: Senpai, this is from everyone..
Yuko: WOW! What a great bunch of flowers!
Reina: There's one here for each member of Hello! Project.
Yuko: Wow..
Yuko: I wonder which one of you will be the first to WILT? :D
Rika: You're stupid.
Yuko: Yes, yes. Good bye!
Maimai: *crying* Nakazawa-senpai..
Yuko: *grabs Maimai's nose so she can't breath*
*a few minutes later*
Yuko: *let's go*
Maimai: PHWAH! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Yuko: Sorry. Spur of the moment.
Maimai: It's really over, isn't it? :cry:
Yuko: Yup.
Maimai: I.. I won't get to see them everyday, anymore.
Yuko: Look, don't worry. You'll all get over it. Or not. I dunno.
Maimai: ?
Tsuji: SAY CHEESE!
Koharu: ! K-Kaori-san, would you please take a picture with me?
Kaori: Sure..
Koharu: TSUJI-SAN! TAKE OUR PICTURE!
Tsuji: No problem. That'll be 1,000 yen.
Koharu: Grrr.. *holds out 1,000 yen note*
Tsuji: I, uh, I was kidding.
Tsuji: Okay, here goes!
Tsuji: *points camera at the ground*
*click*
Tsuji: Okay, all done.
Koharu: HEY! YOU WERE POINTING AT THE GROUND!
Tsuji: Fine. I'll do it again. Geez, you're such a brat.
Koharu: A BRAT!? And don't screw up, either!
Tsuji: *takes picture*
Koharu: When you get those pictures developed, I want you to send me one.
Tsuji: Yeah, yeah. Hey, Konkon!
Koharu: HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING!? PLEASE SEND ME A COPY! I'LL EVEN PAY YOU FOR IT!
Tsuji: O.. Okay.
Reina: I don't guess I could keep one of these desks or chairs, could I?
Yuko: Uh, no.
Reina: I was kinda thinking I could take one home, as a souvenir.
Yuko: I wouldn't worry about that. You're ALREADY taking something home with you.
Yuko: That's right-- the memories of your time here with everyone.
Reina: *crying* T-Thank you, Senpai!
Yuko: HUH?! Uh..
Tsuji: See you around, Obachan!
Yuko: Yeah.
Tsuji: LET'S GO ON ANOTHER VACATION THIS SUMMER!
Yuko: Sure. If I feel like it...
Yuko: See ya *walks off*
Everyone: *bows* Thank you very much.
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2006, 11:27:41 PM »
lol. Azumanga.

Kaori: Ah, i-i-i-it's a c-cat...
Konno: Hm?
Kaori: I-i-it's c-coming right t-t-towards u-us..
Konno: Huh? Oh, that's just Reina.


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« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2006, 02:50:35 PM »
lol sunglasses

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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2006, 10:24:34 AM »
Quote from: Ayabie;268107

And a quick sketch of Maimai the penguin.



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