You've Got Frustration: Breaking Up With AOLMan Tapes ConversationEmail This Story | Print This Story A man taped his frustrating attempt to have his America Online service disconnected.Vincent Ferrari said he had heard from others that it could be difficult to get AOL canceled, so he decided to tape his conversation.After 15 minutes on hold, he reached a live person. What follows is a transcript of his five-minute conversation.AOL: Hi, this is John at AOL. How may I help you today?FERRARI: I wanted to cancel my account. AOL: Sorry to hear that. Let's pull your account up here real quick. Can I have your name please?FERRARI: Vincent Ferrari. AOL: You've had this account for a long time. FERRARI: Yup. AOL: Use this quite a bit. What was the cause of wanting to turn this off today? FERRARI: I just don't use it anymore. AOL: Do you have a high-speed connection, like the DSL or cable? FERRARI: Yup. AOL: How long have you had that?FERRARI: Years.AOL: Well, actually I'm showing a lot of usage on this account. FERRARI: Yeah, ... a long time ago, not recently. AOL: Okay, I mean, is there a problem with the software itself? FERRARI: No. I just don't use it, I don't need it, I don't want it. I just don't need it anymore. AOL: OK, so when you use this, I mean, use the computer, I'm saying, is that for business or for -- for school?FERRARI: Dude, what difference does it make? I don't want the AOL account anymore. Can we please cancel it? AOL: Last year was 545, last month was 545 hours of usage. FERRARI: I don't know how to make this any clearer, so I'm just gonna say it one last time. Cancel the account. AOL: Well explain to me -- why? FERRARI: I'm not explaining anything to you. Cancel the account. AOL: Well, what's the matter man? We're just, I'm just trying to help here.FERRARI: You're not helping me.AOL: I am trying to help. FERRARI: Listen, I called to cancel the account. Helping me would be canceling the account. Please help me and cancel the account. AOL: No, it wouldn't actually. FERRARI: Cancel my account. AOL: Turning off your account, ... FERRARI: Cancel the account. AOL: ... would be the worst thing thatFERRARI: Cancel the account. AOL: OK, cause I'm just trying to figure outFERRARI: Cancel the account. I don't know how to make this any clearer for you. Cancel the account. When I say cancel the account, I don't mean help me figure out how to keep it, I mean cancel the account. AOL: Well, I'm sorry, I don't know what anybody's done to you Vincent because all I'mFERRARI: Will you please cancel the account?AOL: Alright, some day when you (have) calmed down, you're gonna realize that all I was trying to do was help you, and it was actually in your best interest to listen to me. FERRARI: Wonderful, OK. AOL later sent a statement to CNBC claiming that the incident was inexcusable and that the customer representative, John, violated guidelines and was no longer with the company. “We're going to learn from this. We can do better, and will," the statement said.
Ah, the page works in IE but not Opera. Weird.I found an mp3 of the entire 5-minute call.http://media.putfile.com/AOL-Cancellation