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Offline Kei

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« on: July 06, 2006, 11:32:47 PM »
I'll post more next week! I also want to make something clear. Just because in the story you aren't portrayed in the most flattering light, it doesn't mean I don't like ya. It's all in good fun. If I do offend someone, I'm sorry. But I also won't be changing it unless there is a good reason.

Also, if others want to help write this, drop me a PM yo. ON WITH THE STORY!

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Sitting around a campfire in Sapporo singing Koombayah were aedon, ebc, FoxyBrown, Popcorn Joe and Tettekete’s Amplifier, which was blearing out a heavy metal version of the aforementioned song. Tettekete himself was out in the trees, on his cell phone, talking to his sweetie, the pimp Ayabie, who at the time was in the middle of a wild orgy with Maliciel and harlock who were cosplaying as AKB48 members. As he hung up, Mal hit his limit and his robotic brain exploded, killing them all. However, not all was as it seemed to the police…

Meanwhile, on the U.S.S. John E. Badass, Masa was copping an earful from Captain daigong, who was in another one of his infamous moods.
“Fuck you, I say we follow that StreakInTheSky to Saburo!” he said.
“I think you mean Sapporo. Good choice, there is a brewery there, and we all know I’m an alcoholic as a result of the sexual and mental abuse I’ve suffered at the hands of…”

His words were cut short from a blast of water from Kuno_Thunder’s pokemon (gratuitously named after himself) THUNDERDUCK, which was in the midst of battle with .:meowchi:., who was being controlled by boykun, who had enough drugs in his system do bring down a tama-chan, which was a particularly large and vicious breed of mutant human-cat.

JFC!” (a shortened, internet version of Jesus Fucking Christ) screamed ShaoranLi, who was trying to get freaky with Sakura on the pokemon match viewing platform. Tyler_Wood_2005 was in the ladies toilet with a pair of used panties on his face (he knew they were previously worn by gocchin, but what he didn’t know was that it was the JPH!P forum member, not Gotou Maki. HA! Incidentally, no you can’t have your money back) and a video camera, filming everything.
“This shit will sell like hotcakes on the internet” he mused, taking a deep sniff of the panty fragrance. Unfortunately, the Light_Hikari was too bright, and the sun was behind all the goings on, the film was badly washed out. This would play out to daigong’s favour in the future, during his court martial for sexual assault.

Back at the campfire, aedon and ebc were getting antsy. They went inside a tent to play bingo. After they left, FoxyBrown asked “can I have some Popcorn Joe?”
“Sure! By the way, you’re my favourite movie character. This is a little embarrassing, but I used to dream of you. …you know, doing sexy stuff.”
“Such as?” She was intrigued.
“Dancing the Funky Monkey, of course! That dance gets my loins a tinglin’!”
“Shall I Do it! Now?”
“Better not, I’d probably ruin my pants. These are real tivx brand. The latest fad in Kazakhstan! Cost me an arm and a leg. Oh, and a penis. Thankfully it wasn’t mine. I stole it from some dolphin lover called Flypper.”

At that very moment, on the ship, shirenu was dancing around, apparently with herself. However, in her mind, she was at a party attended by Ericks’ dog, makistar, dancing the Odango, a much harder and sexier fandango. thatguy that everyone hates was on the other side of the deck wondering the fuck she was doing, when all of a sudden, the beautiful Princess_Pudding and her saucy maid arian came running towards him. When they reached him, they both punched him in the face and knocked him clean out.

But why they did this, you’ll have to wait to find out…
« Last Edit: July 08, 2006, 03:20:43 AM by Kei »
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2006, 11:59:34 PM »
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“Fuck you, I say we follow that StreakInTheSky to Saburo!” he said.
“I think you mean Sapporo.



that part is hillarious! i love this, can't wait for more! by the way i'm a freaking pokemon! haha!

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2006, 12:06:59 AM »
lmao great shit kei!

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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2006, 12:30:12 AM »
:lmao: major props to you man

kei's a genius! :yep:

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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2006, 04:48:59 AM »
rofl. hilarious

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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2006, 04:57:42 AM »
The only fanfic I've ever checked out! Fun stuff, though!

Yay to being a badass princess!

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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2006, 06:43:42 AM »
I GET TO BE A SWEAR! :damnfunny And Tyler's got pantsu on his head!!! :lmao:

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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2006, 12:28:16 AM »
Whoa, that was really entertaining~
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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2006, 04:27:51 PM »
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Back at the campfire, aedon and ebc were getting antsy. They went inside a tent to play bingo.

WHAT THE HELL? :O Otherwise it's funneh.

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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2006, 08:09:11 PM »
Mutant human-cat???

OMG...Like Thunder Cat? :w00t:


HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2006, 05:05:02 PM »
lol, this is good shit, man

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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2006, 08:04:31 PM »
Woo, I'm a pimp!

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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2006, 05:03:45 AM »
oi kei you bitch! we're still waiting to find out! :D
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« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2006, 05:23:50 AM »
Quote from: Kei
At that very moment, on the ship, shirenu was dancing around, apparently with herself. However, in her mind, she was at a party attended by Ericks’ dog, makistar, dancing the Odango, a much harder and sexier fandango.

I'm a dog? :doh: XD
woff...woff...

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« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2006, 10:51:29 AM »
Lmao !Great stuff kei !  We want more of this stuff D:
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« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2006, 07:22:11 PM »
I'm just building the suspense. :)
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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2006, 10:33:29 PM »
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I'm a dog? :doh: XD
woff...woff...


not any ordinary dog. you're my dog! :D
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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2006, 01:48:44 AM »
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I'm just building the suspense. :)


i can't handle it!!

you know if you hold out too long everyone won't care anymore :wink:

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« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2006, 02:21:04 AM »
I want to see why arian and I beat up thatguy :lol:

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« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2006, 03:10:10 AM »
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not any ordinary dog. you're my dog! :D

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woff woff F*#^@$#!~* woff (translation: over my dead body you #*&$% )

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