Author Topic: Another day at H!P (Read 113757 times)

erink · « **Reply #160 on:** August 19, 2006, 05:57:41 AM »

Behind the door was another bar area. Yuuko was busy looking for the right liquor when Tsuji came in.
"Oi, what are you doing?"
"Looking for something." She said. "What about you?"
"Same"
Tsuji glanced around the room. Obviously not finding what she was looking for. Yuuko on the other hand got what she came for.
"Ah!'
Tsuji looked over at her.
"Non, come try this."
Yuuko poured the bottle into a milkshake(!?) from McDonalds.
"whats with the milkshake?"
"had rescue bring one over here. Just try it."
Tsuji cautiously took a sip.
"You like that don't you?"
Tsuji gave her prefected nostril flared, head thrown back, 100% Nono approved delicious moan.
"It's amazing."
Yuuko nodded.
"I bet you never had anything like this before"
"Never."
Tsuji took another sip.
She banged her hand off the bar three times and then moaned again.

erink · « **Reply #161 on:** August 19, 2006, 06:04:42 AM »

Sayumi came charging past Nacchi and bumped straight into Kaori. Kaori, not the most graceful one of the bunch, under any other circumstances would have fallen. But there was alchol involved and she flailed about trying not to drop her drink. After she regained her footing Nacchi spoke.
"Whats wrong with you?"
Sayumi glanced back and forth at the pair, and then not knowing what to do, made some sort of unintelligible statement and went on her way.
When she sat down at a table with Red group and Reina, she was still in shock.
"Jeez, Sayu" Reina yelled. The more she drank, the more the yankee and dialect came out. "what the hell's with you? You're spazing out like Koharu!"

Demanding More Makoto · « **Reply #162 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:52:54 AM »

I am really enjoying this .

Sukoshi · « **Reply #163 on:** August 19, 2006, 11:48:15 AM »

Quote from: erink

Sayumi couldn't take any more, and ran back down stairs making random sounds that terrified people make and wildly shaking her body.

LOL kana wa saikou desu~~~ ! kana is the best~~~ !

thanks for making my day

erink · « **Reply #164 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:12:16 PM »

Yuuko took a sip of her beer.
"We're leaving in 30!"
Things were wrapping up at this stop, and it was almost time to move on.

erink · « **Reply #165 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:18:39 PM »

"We're leaving in 30!"
Miki and Goto looked at each other.
"hurry up!" Miki said, slapping Goto's shoulder.
"I am!" Goto shot back, hitting her in the same spot.
The two looked back at the couch.
"Masae! up, up up!" Goto said, pointing to her.
Masae shot them a questioning look, but stood up none the less. When she did, Miki and Goto immediately threw the leather cushions to the floor. After a few minutes of feeling around, Goto threw her arm up triumphantly.
"Whoo! Got some!" She pulled out her hand to look at the change.
"Sweet"
The two got up and left. Masae took a look at the couch and then back at them. She shrugged and took another sip of her beer.

erink · « **Reply #166 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:35:40 PM »

The girls were getting into their respective cars. Yellow, Blue, Red, White, and Green had alredy left. In Pink's van Tsuji was sitting by the window with Makoto next to her and Goto up front. Shibata stepped in and shut the sliding door. The van's engine sprung to life and started to pull away. Shibata rolled down her window. She looked at the city passing by her, a convinece store was up ahead. She was just about to ask Tsuji about the train when she heard something. She stuck her head out the window and looked back. She put her head back in the van.
"Oh my God!"
The girls in the van looked at her. Tsuji went to go stick her head out the window on her side to see what she was talking about. Thud. Except she didn't open it before she tried.
Tsuji's cry of "Ah my head!" overlapped with Shibata yelling "Stop the car!"
SCREECH.
The car stoped alright. Goto went forward into the console. Makoto came up to the front next to Goto, Tsuji hit her head again, and Shibata went flying into the back of Goto's seat.
"Jeez! I said stop the car not step on the fucking breaks as quick and hard as you can!"
"Ah, my head, son of a-"
"ow ow ow"
"what the hell"
The girls busy grimacing and complaining in the van soon heard it. The yells and pleas.
"STOPSTOPSTOP!!"
The clicking of shoes on pavement got louder and louder and louder.
"AIIEEEE!!!"
All the girls in the van looked at each other.
Thud. The van shook back and forth.

erink · « **Reply #167 on:** August 20, 2006, 04:50:20 PM »

White was followed by Green into the convience store parking lot. The girls pilled out of the vans. Mari and Yuuko went inside. Miki went to the front of the store and waited for Goto. The other girls stayed next to the vans talking. Soon Yellow pulled in. The other vans continued on their way. Inside the store Mari and Yuuko were deep in thought. They were standing in front of the display cases that held various food items. Hotdogs were being warmed and rotated, tacos and buritos where sitting next to a microwave. The comon setup of any seven-eleven, even in Japan. Mari picked out a hotdog, added some ketchup and went over the the candy isle. Yuuko followed with mild interest. After looking around for a few seconds Mari immedately grabbed for a bag of pop rocks. She added it to the ketchup and threw the wrapper on the tile floor. She put some m&m's on for good measue and covered it all in pixie sticks just to be on the safe side. The pair walked up to the register. If this was a movie, the camera would have been focusing on the two. And in the background, through the stores glass windows you would have seen Pink's van come sliding into view. The movie go-er would have also been treated to seeing a blurry object smash into the back of the afore mentioned van, while the people in the parking lot looked on, and Yuuko and Mari remained completely oblivous to everything else. Mari shoved her change back into her pocket, and the two walked back out into the parking lot.

erink · « **Reply #168 on:** August 20, 2006, 05:45:25 PM »

The girls were still looking at each other in silence.
"Did we just hit Rika?" Tsuji asked.
"I think Rika just hit us." Makoto offered. The girls sat in the van looking at each other for another minute. Then they stepped out of the van and moved to the back. The van was dented. The group moved their eyes down to the pavement. Rika was laying on the road.
"Yeah we hit her!" Goto exclaimed.
"We hit her dead." Tsuji agreed.
"How are we going to explain this?" Makoto wondered.
"I can't believe we hit her." Shibata said.
"She hit us. I can't belive she hit us." Makoto said again.
The girls crouched down closer to Rika. They moved in closer until they were only inches away from her face.
"Uganahuh"
"AH!" the girls coursed. Tsuji grabbed onto Makoto, and all the girls kicked back on their heels to add some distance.
"It's alive" Tsuji hissed.
Rika grabbed at her head and rolled on the ground.

(Just incase you are wondering, it is completely possible to have that happen. I've managed to dent a SUV in much the same way.)

erink · « **Reply #169 on:** August 20, 2006, 06:06:59 PM »

After a couple of minutes. Rika was up and moving. The girls went over to the convinece store. Miki and Goto where at the front of the store.
"here" Goto handed Miki some change. The two girls, actually they were both in thier 20s. Technically they could be considered women. Looked completely serious. Nothing but concentration as they inserted their change into
the mechanical pony and rocket. Respectivley. Miki gave a hardy 'yee haaw' as she threw her one arm into the air. Much like the movies. Once the time had expired the pair looked at each other.
"You know, I think it was better last year."
"Yeah it was. We were drunker."

erink · « **Reply #170 on:** August 20, 2006, 06:09:33 PM »

Mari and Tsuji were standing together. Both were looking at the hotdog. Durring Kana the pair ate some of the most ridiculous things imaginable. Just because it doesn't seem so ridiculous when you are drunk.
"Maybe we should get someone else to eat it." Mari said.
"Okay"
The pair looked around.
"Here you go cowgirl!" Mari handed Miki the hotdog.

YoukaiChica · « **Reply #171 on:** August 20, 2006, 07:25:22 PM »

Ahahaha. I was smiling the whole time I read this mass amount of updates. Rika hitting the car, Maki and Miki riding mechanical ponies and rockets, Yuuko and Mari at a seven eleven! Classic! Could it get any better?!?!

Carmenrous · « **Reply #172 on:** August 20, 2006, 08:37:04 PM »

just love the maeda yuki dance!!i cant stop laugh by the image of her falling off the table!

ChiruChaCha · « **Reply #173 on:** August 20, 2006, 09:19:50 PM »

I really like this fic. I've read all of it in these past few days and it really made me laugh, it's like taking everything the h!p girls think deep down about each other(well, exagerating it quite a bit) and bringing all of it to the surface xDD
I'm looking forward to the rest of the Kana ^^

erink · « **Reply #174 on:** August 20, 2006, 09:49:05 PM »

Red group was already at the next bar when they got a call from Pink group. Takahashi reached for the cell phone.
"hello?"
"Hey, it's Tsuji. We're at that seven-eleven on the way there with White, Green, and Yellow. We had a bit of an accident so we are going to be a few more minutes."
"Ah! Is everyone okay?" Takahashi looked seriously concered, and the other girls of Red looked back at her with much the same look.
"Well. It's just Rika."
"Rika?" When in shock, Takahashi repeated the obvious.
"She kinda hit the van"
"Oh my God! She got hit by a van!?"
Takahashi looked back and forth at the girls in shock. She failed to notice the smile on Sayumi's face.
"No! No, no, she hit the van."
"How do you hit a van?"
"The same way a van hits you. The roles are just switched."
"So she's alright?"
"Yeah she's okay."
"Oh thank God!"
Takahashi covered the cellphones reciver and yelled
"Rika! She's fine, she's fine!"
The girls seemed genuinly relieved. All except for Sayumi. Sayumi seemed...disapointed. She gave a loud over excited yell of 'great!' clearly followed by a 'bitch' , crossed her arms, and threw her head to the side. Of course, this display was somewhat lost on Takahashi.
"It is great isn't it?!"
Ai paused for a moment. Nah. Couldn't be. Why would Sayumi want Rika, the cutest memeber ever, to be hurt? I just must be imaging things Ai thought. Yeah, thats it.
When Ai put the phone back up to her ear she heard a lot of yelling in the background.
"ok, I really need to go" Tsuji said.
Of course to Ai, that was barely audible. All she could hear was
'On you marks, get set,'
click. The phone cut off.

erink · « **Reply #175 on:** August 20, 2006, 09:59:23 PM »

"All right. We're going straight up. Down and Back. Anything goes." Miki, after finnishing her hotdog, was standing in the middle of the parking lot holding a can of spray paint. Looking back at her were grils wearing pink, yellow, green, and white t-shirts. She gave one of her 'I'm super cool' looks to the crowd and looked them up and down.
"Let's get some teams. Asami!"
"I'll take Miuna."
"Mari!"
Mari nodded in Korenaga's direction.
"Kore"
"Yossie!"
"Ah, Mako"
"Erika!"
"I'll take Mai."
"Inaba!"
"Kei."
Kei widened her eyes and dropped her jaw.
"Go-" Miki was interrupted.
"No! NO! Hold on, I'm not. "
Everyone turned their attention to Kei. She had her finger pointing up in the air.
"Nah uh, last time, after the, and you left me, no. No I'm not."
"Oh come on!" Yuuko yelled, crossing her arms."Don't be a baby"
"Well then you do it!" Kei shot back.
"No"
"Why"
"Because I'm not an idiot!" Yuuko roared.

asheravel · « **Reply #176 on:** August 20, 2006, 10:52:03 PM »

hahahaha reading this just made me crack up

black velvet · « **Reply #177 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:50:22 AM »

LMAO! Spray paint tiiime! And, I laughed soooo hard at Miki and Goto riding the mechanical horse and rocket. xDD

erink · « **Reply #178 on:** August 21, 2006, 05:03:31 AM »

Yuuko and Kei were glaring at each other.
"This is a pointless argument."
"Thats because you're losing it." After a second of thought Yuuko added "baby"
"I'm not getting in the shopping cart. I refuse."
"You don't have to get in by your free will. We can make you do it."
"Or I could."
Kei and Yuuko remained in their fighting stance and looked over to the source of the voice.
Yuuko lowered her voice to a barely audible whisper. She leaned back and down to Mari.
"Who's that?"
"Biyuuden. Yui"
"Hmph." Yuuko looked at Kei. "Well fine. Kyu-"
"Yui!" Mari hissed
"Yui! Will step up and do it." Yuuko paused. "baby."

YoukaiChica · « **Reply #179 on:** August 21, 2006, 08:11:52 AM »

Uh oh. First Rika, now Yui. Will Biyuuden survive the night???