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« Reply #240 on: August 31, 2006, 02:08:20 AM »
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Japanese scare tactic. Parents usually tell their kids that so they are afraid to play with matches.



OMG that's so weird... I think I'm gonna use it. :D :D

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« Reply #241 on: August 31, 2006, 02:23:14 AM »
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Japanese scare tactic. Parents usually tell their kids that so they are afraid to play with matches.


Holy crap that's the best thing I've ever heard. I'm telling the kids at work that...

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« Reply #242 on: August 31, 2006, 03:06:58 AM »
They might do it in other contries too, I'm not sure.

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« Reply #243 on: September 02, 2006, 09:14:28 PM »
Yeah, parents do it in Spain too

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« Reply #244 on: September 03, 2006, 06:27:07 AM »
I died so many times reading this! So much, I think I blew up hell :]! My gahh, update soon! I'll blow up heaven too if you get me to die seven times! X]!

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« Reply #245 on: September 04, 2006, 06:42:19 AM »
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My gahh, update soon!
Internet's been messed up at my house. Seems to be working fine now. Updates on the way.

I know its been a while, but I've been busy with soccer/football. I'm really working on stuff..........promise.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2006, 01:18:02 AM by erink »

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« Reply #246 on: September 08, 2006, 03:49:05 AM »
OMG MORE KANA! MORE KANA! You know how we started the Mikan-ness worship group in the Doki Doki thread? We'll start a KaNa thread in this thread (and YES, I do write it as KaNa)
If Helen Keller falls in the woods and no one is around, does she make a sound?

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« Reply #247 on: September 09, 2006, 11:53:52 AM »
ALL HAIL ERINK! THE MASTER OF KANA COMEDY!!

If you want a picture of your shrine, rndmnwierd is your girl

[EDIT] Ok..so I've got free time and I have found a shrine in the mountains of Fukuoka where you can pay tribute[\EDIT]




To pray:
Wash hands to purify
ring bell
Clap hands twice and chant...
« Last Edit: September 09, 2006, 12:02:44 PM by Mikan »

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« Reply #248 on: September 09, 2006, 03:56:49 PM »
Yossie and Asami were standing a few feet away from the bar, arms crossed, looking terribly cool.
"Hey" Yossie said, breaking their silence "Check this out"
Yossie crouched down and rumaged through one of Saito's 'every single random thing we could probably might need bags", and pulled out....a rubber chicken.
Yossie crouched down and made her way to the other end of a table that Rika, Murata, and Shibata were sitting at. She crawled inbetween the chairs until she reached Rika's pink Chuck Taylors. She slowly started to untie the laces, and then fasten them with the strings on the opposite shoe. She crawled her way back to the end of the table. She stood up and brushed herself off.
Yossie calmly took a few steps forward. Now she was right behind Rika, who was currently discussing the difference between calling some one stupid and saying someone looked stupid.
She dropped the chicken infront of Ishikawa. After ten seconds she gave it a little shake.
Rika pushed back in her chair, knocking it over. She immediately jumped up off the floor, screaming, and started running. Well, tried running. Soon she was back on the ground. But you couldn't keep Ishikawa down. She proceded to get up, yell, fall back down.
"AAAAHHH!!" Thud. "AAAHHH!!!" Thud.
Rika finally gave up and started sobbing uncontrollably.
Asami, arms still crossed, looked over at Yossie.
"I hope you're satisfied."

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« Reply #249 on: September 09, 2006, 05:17:51 PM »
Miki needed to get some air. She walked outside the club onto their little porch area, and kept walking. When she hit the railing she lost her balance and toppled over it onto the ground bellow.
"Hmph!"
She rolled on the ground.
"Mikitan! you okay?"
Miki opened her eyes.
"Aya, what are you doing here?"
Aya was crouched on the ground hunging her knees. She was up against the porch, and was blocked by the shrubs on the other side of Miki.
"Hidding from Nacchi."
"Here?"
"Yeah."
Miki layed on her back and looked up at the stars.
"Nice night."
"It is."
There was an ear shattering crash.
Yuko's voice was heard shortly after.
"UNDALE! UNDALE!!"
Then Tsuji
"You know I suck at english! What the hell does that mean?!"
"Get your ass moving!" Kei shouted above the crowd.
Soon Yui charged past them on the bike, down the stairs, crashed, hit the ground running and jumped in the back of the van, pulling the bike up after her.
The sound of girls charging down the stairs thud, thud, thud, echoed due to Miki and Aya's location.
Miki turned to look at Aya.
"Guess thats our cue to leave."
"Yeah, guess so."

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« Reply #250 on: September 09, 2006, 05:53:54 PM »
"Good-bye cruel world!"
A crowd was gathered below Yui.
"I'd rather end it all than wear those sluttish Biyuuden costumes ever again!*"
"Yui!"
"Yes?" Yui didn't look down. She continued to looked up at the sky.
"You're standing on a park bench!"
Yui looked down, crestfallen.
"At worst you'd get a sprained ankle....And even that'd be hard."
Yui looked uncertain. She didn't plan to have it turn out like this.
"Well..."
"Yui get off the bench. We need to go! Go drink!"
"But I was-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah"
Mari grabbed her wrist and helped her off the bench. Yuuko came and wrapped her arm around her.
"Listen kid, I got a drink that'll make this all better."

* Someone over at Jpopmusic.com captioned a picture of Yui and it said "I'd rather go naked than wear those sluttish Biyuuden costumes ever again" I don't remember who did it, but thumbs up to them. It's a funny picture.
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At a playground somewhere in Tokyo.

Miki, Mai, Ayaka, Yossie, and Aya were sitting on a park becnh. Some girls were ontop of the bench with there legs on the seat. All were sipping beers and yelling.
"Come'on Asami!"
"Yeah! You can do it!"
Asami was standing on the playground. She held her skateboard up in the air triumphantly. Nodded to the crowed and played it up.
She cracked her neck and jumped in place.
Asami edged up to the drop. She set her board down on the metal ledge and placed her back foot on the tail of the board.
She closed her eyes and brought her other foot up on the front. She put her weight down.
She rolled down the one side of the bridge, halfway to the middle, the bridge, like its name suggested, wobbled.
The board flew out from underneath Asami, her arms came down and hit of the railings on the side of the bridge. Her legs cracked off the sides of the bridge and the air was knocked out of her as her back hit the hard metal surface. The board crashed on the ground.
Silence.
The bridge continued to shake back and forth, slower each time.
Silence.
"WHOOO!!!"
The girls on the bench threw there arms in the air.
They held up cards.
7.3, 7, 6.8, Miki's was upside down and Mai held her card so it faced her.
Asami's arm shot up in the air. She gave a thumbs up after checking the socres.
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Asami tried to skate across a wobly bridge. They have them at some playgrounds. Basically when you go on them the shake up and down. At the one in my town it's possible to make it across. There is like a metal ledge that is stable and then a gap of maybe a few cenimeters, then the bridge. Bridge itself are these metal grated squares than are conected. When I did it the first time the same thing happened. After I got to the middle the squares bent at a werid angle. Plus the metal grates are kinda hard to ride across so you really need to drop in hard. The railings and the edges give you some damn nice bruises. I did it about a month ago and the one on my leg is still there.

Sorry for the weakness of the past few updates. I'm trying to wrap Kana up. Basically I am going to do a few more, and then it will just be a story from Kana inbetween updates, or the girls will reference something.

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« Reply #251 on: September 09, 2006, 06:21:14 PM »
100.99! After Kana, you should cover one day of each week, so that Kana comes back sooner.
If Helen Keller falls in the woods and no one is around, does she make a sound?

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« Reply #252 on: September 09, 2006, 11:37:06 PM »
Rika and the chicken = :)
Yui and the park bench = :D
Asami and the skateboard = XD

I love this fic!

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« Reply #253 on: September 10, 2006, 01:04:06 AM »
Essentially, two days after Kana, Hello Pro was separated between hung over girls, and slightly less hung over girls.
Kana continued into the morning of Day 9, and stopped somewhere that afternoon.
One can never judge how successful Kana really was until the girls try to wake up.

"Oh. Dear. JESUS."
Yuuko said as she rolled around on top of the table in the cafeteria.
"Ow....., Oh it hurts so bad!" She exclaimed as she grabbed at her head.

A few meters away Murata was in the hall. Well, half of her was. The other half was still outside. Murata was face down on the floor, her body was in and out of  one of the large glass windows that had allowed sunshine to come through and warm her back as she drank her coffee most mornings.

Two meter's away from Murata, Saito had her legs up against the wall in the air.  Her moth hung open and her shirt was tied to her head like some bizzare hat.

In the lobby, Mai tossed and turned for a moment on the stylish white leather couch. She then went back to sleeping peacfully, in a male's business suit. (The briefcase was stuck in a mailbox 3 blocks away)

Miki was having a lovely dream. She was on a boat with Aya. The sun was shining, and the waves were crystal clear. All of a sudden a storm moved in. Lighting cracked and the sound the thunder made was near deafening. The ship got tossed around like a cheap childs toy. Aya? Where did Aya go? She was there a second ago. Miki couldn't see her. The boat continued to rock and the wind kicked up.
Miki jerked herself awake with a yell.
All of a sudden she felt her body rock and her face was splashed with lukewarm water.
Miki continued rocking and looked back and forth.
"What the fu-"
Miki suddenly realized that she was infact in a boat. Well an inflatible raft if you wanted to get technical. She was clasping onto a plastic oar. She was...
She was in a bathtub?
The raft barely fit in the tub. It was more like being on a water bed. Capt'n Miki's oar was hanging over the ledge of the bath and the other side was pressed up against the mirror above the rim of the bath.
She looked around again.
Hell, anything's beter than how I woke up last year...

Goto was sleeping peacefully in a bed. Of course the sleep is always peaceful. It's when you wake up it starts to get unpleasant.
She wrapped her arms tighter around the warm body next to her. She smiled and breathed in deeply. She sucked in some hair. Maki started coughing and trying to spit it out when she woke herself up. It was then she realized that she only had a bra and shorts on and was snuggling up all close'n comfy with a  comatose Takahashi.





**More wake ups later.

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« Reply #254 on: September 10, 2006, 02:20:13 AM »
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD How did Miki wake up last year? LOL!

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« Reply #255 on: September 10, 2006, 07:00:10 AM »
WOOOHOOOOO!! WAKE UPS!!

Lol@ Capt'n Miki (dreaming of Aya, hehe)
Better than last year's wake up?
Miki opens her eyes slowing. Her head is pounding. She knew she drank a lot last night but not enough to make her head ache like this. Blinking a few time her eyes adjusted to the light and she was able to see the results of Kana.

Bound by her feet, Miki was suspended 4 feet above the ground by a rope tied to a tree


Sorry I had to do that.

Yeh, we have those bridges here too. THEY ARE INSANE! What kind of person invents something like that!

SUPA LOL@ the score cards!

Miki's was upside down and Mai held her card so it faced her

Nice to have you back and writing :D

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« Reply #256 on: September 16, 2006, 01:58:36 AM »
Birds were busy chirping. The sun was up and doing a fantastic job at keeping it nice and warm outside. Clouds looked all puffy and fluffy. It was a beautiful morning in the park. Enhanced even more by the beautiful girl passed out in the middle of it.
Ayaka shot up violently. A large yellow disc was flying past her head and a teenage boy was running straight towards her. As he jumped over her and chased after the frisbee she gave a little yell.She looked around. Trees, bench, fountain, people, me. I'm in a park? Sure, the idol had passed out in the middle of a park, but at least she still had her clothes on. The same couldn't be said for.....

Sayumi rolled over. She could tell it wasn't going to be pleasant today. She kept her eyes closed, not wanting to have to wake up and deal with a hang over. As she came to, she realized that she had to be on a floor. It was just to damn uncomfortable not to be a floor. The carpet was felt bad on her arms and legs. Her back and thighs too. Sayumi stoped thinking for a minute.
Just how much of me is on this carpet?
She opened her eyes.
She could have delt with the fact she was naked on someone's floor.
If she wasn't naked on someone's floor next to Eri.

Maeda woke up in the lobby wondering why it felt as if she was going to die, why her hair was pulled up in what was probably a bun at one time, and why she had a sword that looked vauegly familiar.
At the same time on the other side of Tokyo the afore mentioned police officers wondered why someone would break in to a film set and take only a sword and a dinosaur costume. The tall police officer looked around at the extremely sloppy break in. He couldn't be sure, but he had a gut feeling he knew who was responsible. Just as though he read his mind, the other officer spoke up.
"No way"
The tall one nodded. Yeah, no way.


Yui awoke to someone kicking her. Actually there were a few kicks, and some poking too.
"Mommy! Mommy! Godzilla's dead!"
What the hell
"Toru! Get away from that thing!"
"do you think Mothra killed it?!"
"No! Mothra's stupid!"
"You're stupid!"
Yui sat up. Something on her head wobbled a bit as she did. She brought her hands(claws) up to her head and ran them over the object. When she caught sight of the green through the slits in the mask, she understood the dialouge she had just heard. Yui stood up, a little shaky at first, but she should be alright. One of the little kids grabed onto her tail. She turned and swated him away.
Now which way is it to Hello! Pro?....

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« Reply #257 on: September 16, 2006, 02:19:32 AM »
Yoshizawa opened the door. She steped out into the hall.
"Hey, look. Yossie finally came out of the closet!" Yuuko said as she put her head in her hands. It was true, Yossie did actually come out of a closet, but not THE closet. It was a good joke, but she was in to much pain to laugh at it. She grimaced as she walked into the cafeteria. Hey, since when was that door only on one hinge?
"How'd you feel?" Yuuko asked.
"I had a hanger stuck in my back for I don't know how long and threw up on somebody's coat."
Yuuko nodded.

Just then, Reina made her entrance. She seemed to be in pretty good shape all things considered.
Yossie and Yuuko looked at her as she sat down next to them.
Yuuko gave a nod in her direction.
She tilted her head to one side.
"I 'unno. I think I joined a gang" She put an elaborate crumbled up jacket on the table.

Makoto came stumbling in next. Wet.
"Where were you?" Yossie asked.
"I was asleep in a shower, but then Sayumi came in yelling about being dirty or something or other. Just turned it on full blast...."

Yuuko's phone rang. Some of the worse off girls in the cafetira started yelling about the ringing.
"Hello?"
"I have no idea were I am."
"What?"
"I seriously have no clue."
"Well what do you want me to do about it Kei?"
"Come find me!"
"How do you not know where you are?"
"I don't know!"
"Ask someone for directions."
"You know thats a great idea! I can't belive I didn't think of that when I woke up 4 hours ago!"
Yuuko sighed loudly into the phone.
"I can't ask anyone for directions! No one's speaking Japanese!"
Yuuko sat up a little straighter, and opened her eyes up. Finally paying attention to her friends situation.
"Wow, that sucks. Good luck with that."

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« Reply #258 on: September 16, 2006, 03:30:17 AM »
KEI!!! :ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO:

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« Reply #259 on: September 16, 2006, 03:57:47 AM »
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"I can't ask anyone for directions! No one's speaking Japanese!"


OMFG this made me laugh until I cried! What's your favorite color? That's not orange or red.

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