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« Reply #480 on: February 11, 2007, 06:49:45 PM »
LOL~! Yui's evilness gone wrong. This is going to sell for (my estimate) 20 million yen on eBay?
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« Reply #481 on: February 11, 2007, 07:51:44 PM »
Oh GOD THAT was too funny. I wonder what it must be like in that little brain of yours.

Now..today..I was thinking of you in my little day dreams that I have and I concluded that I havent laugh this continuously EVER! Never have I found a movie, song, clip or joke that has kept me so entertained and kept me laughing for so long. You have a SHIT LOAD of talent, I hope you realise that and I hope you can write scripts in the near future because I couldny imagine a more criminal act that keeping your work from the world.

That being said, Im having deja Vu. Ive said this all before havent I? OH well...Omg, how cool would this be as a movie XD (sorry, now Im just rambling)

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« Reply #482 on: February 12, 2007, 01:59:18 AM »
^ What Mikan said!  I seriously haven't laughed so much in a while!

Mari and Yuko could totally be poster children for ADD.  They couldn't stay on topic for more that two sentences!  That was great!  And everything was so witty!  Truely awesome!

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« Reply #483 on: February 12, 2007, 05:21:51 AM »
Voyeurism at it's best! XD Poor, poor Yui can't get a break. :lol:


Favourite part, right here:
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"What I am saying is I will give you the tape-"
"Oh, that's nice of you." Mari interrupted.
Yui gave her a frustrated glare.
"for a price." She finnished.
"Okay, not so nice."


Poor, poor Yui can't get a break. :lol:
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"And just what makes you think you can do that?"
"Because I know that you two would give anything to see it."
"True. We would do anything...anything like THIS!" In one quick motion Yuuko snatched the tape out of Yui's hands.
"Ah!" She exclaimed.

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« Reply #484 on: February 19, 2007, 09:57:10 PM »
it's been a while since i laughed so hard.
"be you den" apearences are just priceless. among Mari and Yuuko... :panda_love:
I almost feel sorry for them! XD XD XD
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« Reply #485 on: February 20, 2007, 01:02:11 AM »
I don't know how the HELL I managed to skip a praise on this. Dammit, you had me rolling on the floor (well I was on the floor already...) laughing until I hit something xD.

The Yui *gyu*/you think was probably the wittiest word play I have seen relating to H!P, haha.

Ugh and the Kei plan fireback from Tsuji was... the best! I really was hoping while reading that part  that it was someone ebil like Yuko/Boss Saitou/or miki. And it happened to be the hottest of those three! Wet and angry Miki :ONshy2:. Best punch action ever.

and I'm with Mikan, I really hope you get recognition of this from school!

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« Reply #486 on: February 23, 2007, 12:24:56 AM »
Thanks Sukoshi.
@Black Vel- Logic takes a back seat. Eri wanted Sayu to put the fire out. Put fire out with water. Water is in the pool. You kind of panic when it happens.
@Tana- nah, the girls have got something else up their sleve.
@Mikan- Thanks so much. You've said it before, but who would get tired of hearing such a fantastic review? Thanks again.
@Blizzard- Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. The Mari/Yuuko exchange is probably my favorite of the recent chapters.
@JFC- That's my favorite part too. I can picutre it so clearly.
@HB- Mari and Yuuko are constantly suffering. I mean, who can hold a candle to them?
@OS- Thanks. For some reason it is just easy to run with the Yui wordplay. I did it a few times before but never for this long. It absolutely HAD to be Miki. It's not over yet either, she'll be back...after her taping of course.

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« Reply #487 on: April 04, 2007, 11:31:47 PM »
"Please continune moving all the way to your right and fill in all available seats." There was a pause. "This means you Masae. Get your ass up and over."
Masae stood up and looked back, searching for the owner of the voice. She found Yuuko standing at the top of the room,  megaphone inhand, smirking at her.
The room appartently took its inspiration from that of a band room. The front of the room was ground level and from there it expanded into several different wrap around layers each no more than a step higher than the previous. It was used mostly for large meetings within the project, when rehersal tapes need to be reviewed, but as of late some girls had taken up a liking to doing homework there because it was one of the few disturbance free areas in the massive building. In fact most girls forgot its existance, it was vary rare to find yourself in there more than three or four times every six months. It was furnished with comfortable chairs with optional desktops that rested at one side of the chair until needed.
"Cocconuts! Get your cocconuts!" Mari yelled from the bottom layer, sounding like a peanut vendor at a baseball game.
"Yeah!" Nacchi shouted, her hand raised as she raised her body slightly off her seat. "Over here!"
Mari glanced at the crowd, then spotting Nacchi, she smiled and shook her head, giving a thumbs up sign as she reached for a cocconut out of the backpack.
Mari wound up and tossed.
Whack.
"Ow!" Mai screamed, grabbing at her head.
Nacchi and Mari burst into laughter. After a few seconds of giggling, Nacchi said "Sorry" and reached forward to retrive the cocconut. Mai shot her a glare as she continued rubbing at the side of her head. Nacchi handed her a pile of bills and nodded in Mari's direction. She sat back down and added the cocconut to her growing pile.
"I don't even like cocconuts." Nacchi remarked, her trade mark smile absolutely glowing.
Sayumi looked over at her, not really getting what she ment.
Yuuko had placed Reina at the door to take admission. She felt that no one would take Yui seriously and continuous questions such as "who are you?" would hold up the line. Admision was 600 yen and Mari was inside pedling various cocconut refreshments and snacks for an array of prices. Yuuko was in the middle of a head count when she heard a fight errupt.
"Jesus Christ! You're doing it on purpose. I hate you both!"
It was true. Since the girls had started to file in Nacchi had continually ordered cocconuts and Mari's throws seemed to fall about a meter short each time. Mai, who was now standing up in a fit of rage took the cocconut that had recently made its aquantince with the side of her head and threw it at the pint size culprit two levels below her. She then turned around and flailed her arms at Nacchi who couldn't supress her laughter any longer.
Yuuko smiled. It was a good day. Not only was it entertaining, it was highly profitable.
Almost all of the girls were settled when the woman of honour made her entrance. Well, at least one of them.
Miki strolled into the room and was immeadiately greeted by Yuuko.
"So glad you could join us."
"Yeah well, I had a taping.."
"Yes."
There was an awkward pause as Miki scanned the room.
"Is Aya here?"
"I-"
"Miki!"
"Well I guess that answers your question." Yuuko replied.
The two looked at the soloist who was excitedly making her way through the row and waving rather goofily much to the dismay of the girls who were already seated. Toes were stepped on, bodies were elbowed and at the end of it no one other than Aya looked pleased.
Miki clicked her tounge.
"Hey! Where have you been?!"
"Uh? Me? Around." Miki said crossing her arms at the end of her sentence in a stoic manner.
"Huh? I've been trying to get a hold of you for ever."
"I had things going on."
"What's with you?"
"Me?" Miki said lowering her head and pointing. "Nothing."
"You're acting strange."
"Not at-" Miki cut off her sentence. She stood on tip toe, streching out her neck and looking over Aya "What's that, Asami?" She yelled rather loudly. "I can't quite hear-" She looked back down at Aya and put her hand on her shoulder. "If you'll just excuse me for a moment."
Miki made her way up to the middle section towards a rather confused looking Asami. The look was replaced with extreme over reacting as Asami finally made out the words Miki was mouthing, and the glare she was displaying, as she moved closer.
Aya and Yuuko stared at Miki who continued to shoot glances back at them as she talked to Asami.
"Something's going on..." Yuuko mumnled to herself.
"I was about to say the same thing." Aya agreed.

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« Reply #488 on: April 05, 2007, 12:06:18 AM »
Yuuko had moved to the front of the room, megaphone in hand, and  stood there for a moment, her presence immediately silenced all the girls and got their attention.
The megaphone wouldn't be necessary. When Yuuko spoke, they listened.
"Welcome, on behalf of everyone invloved in that Save Ayaka Campaign and the Yuuko Needs New Shoes Drive, I'd like to thank you for your donations."
In the middle row to the far left Murata contorted her face
"Donations?" She snorted. Reina threatened to have us "taken care of" if we didn't pay."
"Yeah, but it's worth it." Masae pointed out.
"Completely and totally, but that's not the point."
"Eh."
Masae and Murata shrugged.
"Before we get to tonight's main event I would like to ask everyone to please raise their cocconuts and give a warm Hello! Project welcome to Miki Fujimoto. Miki could you stand up please."
Miki stood up and jerked her head in an upward motion, she then returned to her seat.
Yuuko looked around the room, smiling. She then threw her left arm in the air and yelled "hit it!"
The projection screen was lowered and a buzz of excitement filled the room as the tape started to play.
The camera in the cafeteria had provided an excellent birds eye veiw of the the table Kei was sitting at. The audio left something to be desired as only bits and peices on what Kei and Tsuji were saying could be heard over the cacophony of sound one hears in a semi crowded area, that low hum were things sometimes become indistiguishable. Shortly into the clip Tsuji could be seen smiling and Miki appeared at the corner of the frame. Finally some part of the audio came across loud and clear. It was Kei's yell and the sound of her body and chair hitting the floor.
In perfect sync the girls let out various grunts, "ohhh"s, and "aahhh"s one makes after seeing something extremely painful happen.  The room was filled with the sound a vcr makes when being rewound as it was played again. And again. And one more time for good measure. The tape was then played at various speeds. Elsewhere in the building.....

Night Day 12
Kei looked to her left and right. She didn't like it at all. The lobby was completely deserted. Not a soul, not even the usual hum of the building was found.
She pulled her glasses(a rather obvious disguise for her brand new black and blue face) down and took another look.
Kei walked over towards the elevators. Halfway there an erruption of noise was heard. It sounded like screaming and laughing and various other things. She looked down the hallway in the direction of the rucus and then looked back at the deserted lobby. This couldn't be good.
She continued down the hall stopping in front of an open door. There was no doubt that the noise was coming from there, but why? Kei found it more than a little odd that seemingly everyone would be gathered in one of the meeting rooms for no apparent reason. Upon entry however, she soon discovered that there was a reason they were all gathered, and rather apparently it was being projected on a screen half the size of that of a movie theater's. Kei immeatedly felt her jaw drop. She looked towards the back of the room to find Yaguchi pressing away at controls. Mari, who had learned more than a few things from the fine folks at Utaban had perfected her Slo-mo replay of the incident by the time Kei walked in the room. Kei heard a swell of laughter as what she felt was her rather cute voice be morphed into something resembling a wounded dinosuar at the slower speed.
"Oh, for the love of-"
« Last Edit: April 05, 2007, 12:07:20 AM by erink »

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Re: Another day at H!P
« Reply #489 on: April 05, 2007, 12:51:53 AM »
Update! Poor Kei, she can never win.

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« Reply #490 on: April 05, 2007, 02:26:57 AM »
XD Poor Mai-chan! Getting beaned by coconuts! XD XD XD Naughty, naughty girls, Nacchi and Mari!  :wahaha:

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"What's with you?"
"Me?" Miki said lowering her head and pointing. "Nothing."
Suuuuuure. You're also not insanely hot.  :rolleyes:

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Welcome, on behalf of everyone invloved in that Save Ayaka Campaign and the Yuuko Needs New Shoes Drive,
*shakes hand as if holding a pair of dice*

YUKO NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!!!


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I'd like to thank you for your donations."
In the middle row to the far left Murata contorted her face
"Donations?" She snorted. Reina threatened to have us "taken care of" if we didn't pay.
Good ol' Yankii persuasion.  :lol:


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Mari, who had learned more than a few things from the fine folks at Utaban had perfected her Slo-mo replay of the incident by the time Kei walked in the room.
See? Being on TV DOES have it's benefits, like learning new skills! ;D

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« Reply #491 on: April 05, 2007, 06:18:54 AM »
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiing! Yes I laughed rather loudly as per usual. Also brought to my attention that my voice has changed and is more....deep? I have rather a hearty laugh now...Kinda odd seeings as Girls` voices arent suppose to change, lol

I cant help but feel that your style or ideas have changed slightly. It could be just me..or it could be this posting in a new forum...but something is different. Not bad or anything...just different..

Now u must excuse me...I must look for my waterbottle as I misplaced the freaking thing for the 5th time this week...

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« Reply #492 on: April 05, 2007, 02:34:13 PM »
Kei remained motionless as the girls made their way out of the room. Tsuji paused momentairily, looked her up and down, and said "MariTsuji three, Kei negative one." Shortly after her Miki clenched her fists and jerked her body towards Kei causing her to flinch, much to the delight of everyone else. When all the girls were gone, Kei was left with Ayaka, Mari, Yuuko, and Yui. Yuuko and Yui were busy counting while Ayaka stood around anxiously. Mari was looking at the money and sipping on what Kei guessed was some sort of alcoholic beverage in a coconut.
Yuuko had finished counting her pile.
"Well, we'll divy it up fifty-five, forty five."
"Naturally." Mari said.
"How much is it going to cover?"
"Probably the shipping costs and a few crates."
Ayaka sighed and shook her head in a relieved manner.
"Aren't you ashamed of yourselves!?" Kei interjected.
Mari and Yuuko looked at Kei, then at each other, and back at Kei.
"Not at all."
"Yes," Mari agreed. "I'm actually quite please that such an effective and profitable system was implemented in such short a time."
"Really, considering how long it took us to throw this thing together, I think it is safe to say I am actually quite proud."
Mari nodded.
"You're profiting off of someone else's pain and suffering! My pain and suffering!"
Yuuko smiled.
"Sweetie, in this business it is all about profiting and if people get hurt in the process it is just a better story to sell more."
Kei paused, knowing she was right.
"Still... I'm one of you."
"And we wouldn't do this to you if you weren't."
Kei sighed. The logic in the Hello! Project family was sometime hazy but it made sense overall. Even though it didn't seem like it, they cared.
Somewhat.

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« Reply #493 on: April 05, 2007, 02:45:20 PM »
Yuuko had returned to her apartment with Mari in tow. They sat slouched down on the couch with beers in hand.
"Did you ever wonder if this is all enough?" Yuuko asked, staring off at the TV.
"Now, now"
"I just...I feel so empty. As if this has all lost it's meaning."
"This happens every year. Post Kana depresion. Everyone gets it at one point in time."
"I know but, but what are we even doing? We make fun of people, we get drunk, we occasionally do our jobs, I mean...I'm just left wondering what else is there?"
"the new chaser! This beauty comes equiped with two reloadable cartrages and laser targeting system! And, if you call now it could be yours!" The announcers voice boomed from the televison, the infomercial was about over.
"I think it's a sign." Mari said softly.
"Yes. Yes, I think you're right."
Without looking Yuuko reached for the notepad on the table to her left and scribbled down the number.
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« Reply #494 on: April 05, 2007, 02:56:16 PM »
Breakfast was being carried on as usual.
"Well with such a large order and so many different models, they said it is going to take about three days or so."
"Right." Mari said.
"Which means in the mean time-"
Mari looked at Yuuko expectantly.
"Scavenger Hunt." She concluded.

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« Reply #495 on: April 05, 2007, 05:20:02 PM »
Oh god, what have they done! *bites nails*

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"I know but, but what are we even doing? We make fun of people, we get drunk, we occasionally do our jobs, I mean...I'm just left wondering what else is there?"
Best line ever btw.

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« Reply #496 on: April 06, 2007, 04:42:34 AM »
Oh god, what have they done! *bites nails*
Best line ever btw.

i second that

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Re: Another day at H!P
« Reply #497 on: April 06, 2007, 06:05:36 AM »
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"Scavenger Hunt." She concluded.
SCAVENGER HUNT!!!

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Re: Another day at H!P
« Reply #498 on: April 06, 2007, 08:32:42 AM »
I'm totally diggin Miki avoiding Aya :)
Oh Nacchi, so clever!

Glad you're back and writing!

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« Reply #499 on: April 06, 2007, 05:31:23 PM »
OH yeah! that's it!
ADAH!P is back!
"You're profiting off of someone else's pain and suffering! My pain and suffering!"
poor, poor kei.... It seems to me that EVERY girl in H!P does it.... xD
"Please continune moving all the way to your right and fill in all available seats." There was a pause. "This means you Masae. Get your ass up and over."
And Yuko, being sweet just as she can be.
Awesome return chapter, erink!

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