For Konkon's birthday, I use the screenname she used in a fanfic I read, AK-57 for Asami Konno 5-7. Actually, now that I think about it, the comparison with the AK-47 is pretty good, and by that I mean that both are:
-Reliable
-Powerful
-Popular
-Distinctive
-Large appetite
This seems like a good opportunity to use this analogy to reminisce about Konno.
Reliable: Konno was so on top of the Iroppoi Jirettai performance on Music Station, that when Sayu was starting to go the wrong way, Konkon yanked her along with her in the right direction. As a result, you couldn't tell anything was wrong unless you were looking for it, and a potentially botched live performance was saved.
Powerful: Has such power over other peoples' minds that months after her graduation, references to her still appeared on H!M. Her appearance in the 10th anniversary concert was bigger news than the graduations of the members she came for. Uploaders continue to post her pictures.
Popular: Her merchandise was consistently some of the best selling in H!P before she graduated. Known for having some of the most diehard fans, few others in H!P inspired the same kind of devotion.
Large appetite: While she doesn't eat up ammunition, the girl loves food and munching. A girl after my own heart.
Let's make every day Konkon Day!
