SAITO:: Saito trashes the scooter in the back of the dorm alley and heads up the stairs ::
OMGASS that was a blast. I have never had this much fun destroying public property. You know what that means!! Irish Cream Bath!!
:: Satio exits the elevators and turns the key to the dorm suite ::
YO AYAKA!! AYAKA?? Stupid girl is never around to enjoy my baths. Ah well, her loss!
:: She slips into the tub of liquore and dozes off ::
DING DONG!! DING DONG!!
* eh?? who's at the door? AH! Ayaka! hehe, she's just in time *

She whips the door open!! HIII!!
:: to her surprise, there is a buck nekkid trailer park trash complete with a blue crip bandana around his schlong ::
AIYEEEEEEE!!! WHO ARE YOU??
"The man of your dreams!! Let's get down tonite!!"
:: Bob's crabs were crawling out of his pubes...as he approached her Saito screamed for her life ::
AHHHHHH!! HELP! HELP!! GET AWAY FROM ME!! I'm a whore but I yer fungus is just TOO MUCH!
:: Saito jumps across the beds, and attempts to open the window. Bob grabs her and brandishes his tongue across the back of her neck ::
GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"Yums, Irish Creme - just how I like my women!!"
GET AWAY FROM ME!!
:: Saito reaches down and throws her laundry basket full of -
dirty panties ::
"ARRRGGH!! IT BURNS MY EYES!!" ...a worm begins to chew on the inside of Bob's eyeball as he tastes the skid marks. He rumbles and stumbles out of the dorm screaming for his life.
:: Saito gasps for breath...avoiding being violated again. Why does she always attract the weirdos!! ::
Hmm...what's this??
:: She picks up a crumpled piece of paper with the words
Suite #12 scribbled on it ...
with the "i" dotted with a picture of a mango ::
CAMERA ZOOMS UP FROM SAITO'S FLARING NOSTRILS...TO HER LIPS
KAMEI!!!!!!!!!!