Lol. Or:
(Sally McFally) kicked the ball towards the goal. Despite being at the opposite end of the field, the ball barreled down the field, punching holes through a few hapless people that got in the way. The goalie on the other team stood her ground, right in the ball's path, but the ball caught on fire and plowed through her head. It continued through the net and out the stadium, eventually flying into orbit.