The Struggle 2006 - No Wanking Contest PART 2!!! (or join The ANTI-STRUGGLE)

[tamatron]

WEAKS!

So daigong...basically, you went to see Papoose and came home to wank, eh? Hmm...

[StreakInTheSky]

i think as a rule, everyone needs to post the kramer pic when they're out of the contest. its just better that way.

It works in many ways

[Tuffty]

Day 2

I woke up feeling really horny today. I think it was because of some dream I had but I honestly can't remember what it was about. Must have been good though! Aside from that, I'm doing fine.

[arun.yothin]

I'm feelin' fine now, but last night had the perfect conditions to wank. I had two new IVs, I finally found the Esther Baxter scans I was looking for, and then because I fell alseep early in the evening, I couldn't fall asleep until about 3:00 AM.

[Lunar]

Day 2

Nothing special happened.Doin' just fine.

[Flyp]

Begin day 2!  Still no problems~  I've gone a couple of weeks before just out of sheer "not-wanting-to-wank"-ness, so two days is nothing.   Jeez you guys that are out are weak D:  Ah well, I guess the first few days are gonna weed out the wanking Heroes from the wanking Zeroes.

[RionZ]

lol...so daigong blew his load in a public restroom? Thats gangsta.

[yokoso]

lol...so daigong blew his load in a public restroom? Thats gangsta.

A piece of my soul died when I read that.  Then I laughed.  

[Mayo]

Participants are dropping like flies!

I'd have expected more people to last at least 24 hours, haha.

Especially daigong. *pout*

[Princess Pudding]

Especially daigong. *pout*

You expected him to last a lot longer? Well, I expected 3 days, but not much longer than that. Daicchi and tg are like... wank central

[Popcorn Joe]

eh, when i was at home. i was doing bad. like.. cuz i wasnt doing anything except watching cartoons. i woke up kinda late so i didnt really have time to think about wanking. i had my eyes on the prize for work D:. anyways beside the point, i feel a bit more focused on work at the moment... but these fucking, outlook express calls............

[Masa]

Day 2
As easy as Day 1. I haven't even had a single boner yet.

Synonyms for Male masturbation:

* audition the finger puppets
* bang one off, bang one out
* bash the bishop
* beat off
* beat your beef
* beat the meat, beat one's meat
* chafe the yard (dated - this term is used in early colonial-era Puritan legal documents)
* choke the chicken (US)
* entertain oneself
* do the five finger shuffle
* flog the dolphin
* have a mastie
* have a pull
* have a wank (British)
* jack off (US)
* jerk off (US)
* mutilate your mutton
* paw off
* play with oneself
* pleasure oneself
* polish the pole/rocket/trumpet/rifle
* pull oneself, pull oneself off
* pull your pork
* pull your pud
* pulling a jered
* pump the Primus
* punch the clown
* rope the rat (US)
* rub one off
* shake hands with Benjamin Franklin
* shake hands with the cyclops
* shake hands with the unemployed
* spank the monkey
* spank your frank
* stay in with Patsy Palmer and her five sisters, or Rosy Palm and her five daughters
* stroke the spaff-stick
* strumming the one string banjo
* tickle the todger
* toss the caber
* toss off, toss oneself off
* tickle the trout,
* wank, wank off (British)
* whack off
* fap
* wanker

Synonyms for Female Masturbation:

* dildo oneself
* dj diddles
* finger oneself
* fingerfuck oneself
* flicking the bean
* jacking one's iceton
* jill off
* havesting lentil
* making soup (to make soup)
* three knuckle shuffle
* rubbin' the nubbin
* gusset typing
* flicking the bean
* strumming
* rock the little man in the boat
* flick the budgie (Aust.)

[LovelyMermaid]

This is terrible news! I'm very let down Daigong and so is Rika. Look, she's gone on a rapmage! First she stole a baby giraffe from Tokyo zoo and now she's gone to hide with him in a wearhouse! Oh goodness...

[MurasakiNeko]

I have a few Australian ones:

Beat the meat
bop (one's) baconey
dick-whacker
flip(oneself) off
flog the meat
frig
grow hairs one (one's) palms
hand job
have a tug
jerkin' the gherkin
massage the clit
missus palmer and her five daughters
play the organ
rod-walloper
tantalise the tassel
twanging the write
visit the five-fingered widow
wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!

[U.S.S. John E. Badass]

Day 2
Well, still in the realm of what happens when I just can't be arsed to level up the old spaceship.

Link of the day
The flow of the thread calls for some Internet one-upmanship. Incidentally, my favourite is 'verbing the noun' (as, of course, they say in Tasmania.)

Difficulty

Cosmic vulva

[Tanier]

DAy2:
Just got  A double disc women's wrestling dvd in the mail..I am watching it now...
I could just jack off right now.. skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet .... but i won't -_-

[LovelyMermaid]

A c0sMic vUlvA? o.0

[Popcorn Joe]

yea... doesnt look that hot right now.. but... i'll just give it a week or so...

[MurasakiNeko]

end of day 2: I took up playing BF 2142, and went out of the house to be in public. not too many urges yet, the chamber is still under it's pressure threshold.

[arun.yothin]

Day 2:
I still feel fine. I want to wank, but I don't feel like I need to yet. To help me take my mind off women, evertyime I see a hot woman that makes me think of wanking, I just go look at Berryz pics and concerts. My problems are the habit(still) and just boredom. I always have trouble sleeping at night, so that's gonna be the time when I think about wanking the most.