Coconut falling on your head?
Yep. Or Ayaka murdering you in your sleep.
- The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. Ever notice that?
- Being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years. (Carpal tunnel's a bitch

)
- Christopher Columbus's fee for "discovering" America was about $300. (But stealing the native people's land?
Priceless.)
-During the Cold War, when sending children into space was a very real possibility, researchers at NASA worked tirelessly to invent a toy which would work in zero gravity. The result of their labors? Play-Doh!
- The smallest known spider is the virus. Its web is what makes us sick. (oh... oh dear god. *is coming down with something* *is so afraid of spiders, actually cried during the Charlotte's Web commercial*... excuse me, I think I need to take a whole package of cold pills now. Oh god.)