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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 16]
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Chapter 17 - Nine Lives
« Reply #241 on: June 15, 2007, 05:44:08 PM »
Although Reina yelled, it wasn’t actual words that came out of her mouth. Instead, a rather loud “Nyan~!”

This can’t be real! She thought, inspecting the mirror. What she saw wasn’t the small teenager that everyone grew to love, but instead a poofy, small calico furred kitten with large green, wonky eyes.

Practically panicking, Reina looked down to see two fuzzy front paws that were three or four different shades of brown. Oh gahh, oh gahh, oh gahh! I need to get some help! Where’s Maki when I need her!?

Running over to her bed, she jumped up, barely able to reach the top. (Reina had yet to get used to having a completely different body.) From there, she jumped up onto her nightstand, knocking over many things in the process, and started her attempt to open her cell phone, but only ended up failing miserably and sending her alarm clock, cell phone, and herself to the floor. At least she landed on her feet.

Pawing at the flip phone, she finally managed to open it. Ugh…This is annoying.

Reina placed a stubby little paw down on her contacts button, only to have several other buttons be pressed as well. You’re kidding me! She let out a stressed “nyan” which would sound extremely cute to the human ear, that is, if any humans were there to hear it.

Although her paws were small, they were much too big for her cell phone buttons, the kitten still tried to call her girlfriend, desperate for some form of help.

Eventually, after many failures and much stress, Reina managed to come up with an effective plan. By picking up a pen with her mouth, she was able to press the correct buttons needed, and only the correct buttons. After dialing Maki’s number, she pressed speakerphone and dropped the pen.

Who knew the sound of ringing was so heavenly? And when Maki picked up, her simple “Hello?” sounded even better.

“NYAN~! Nyan nyan nya--” she paused. Shit!

“Wah…?” Maki sounded confused, but who wouldn’t if someone called them and starting nyaning? When nobody responded, it only seemed to confuse the soloist more. “Hello?”

“…Nyan…” Reina mentally sighed, picking up the pen when her mouth once more and hanging up.

Ugh…This is no good! How the hell am I supposed to get help if I can’t even get out of my room!?

Collapsing onto her stomach while looking for any way to get out, she let out a big breath, clearly annoyed.

Bingo! Her eyes fell on the window, which was slightly open. Immediately she stood, running over to her computer chair and jumping up on it, then to her desk which was right in front of the window.

Open only a small crack, Reina managed to fit through it. Of course, as soon as she got out and onto the ledge, she regretted her “brilliant” plan.

After all, she was a kitten that was small enough to fit into a sweatshirt pocket on the ledge of an apartment window that was on the third story.

“Nyan…” Reina felt like her eyes were going to pop out of their sockets. Yeah, she has snuck out before though her window, being the yankii she is, but never as a furry little creature ten times smaller than her original size.

Taking a deep breath, she jumped down the few feet onto the fire escape (it was a lot further down that she ever recalled.)

From there she slowly made her way down the stairs, scared as hell. No wonder cats didn’t like being stuck in trees.

In what seemed like hours (which really only took minutes), Reina was on solid pavement, much to her relief.

Now…to find help. Reina started to walk towards the entrance of the apartments, someone in that building had to be of some use at least.

Luckily it wasn’t long before someone opened the door, in this case it happened to be Miyabi in a big poofy vest and baggy clothes underneath. Berryz is so gangsta…it’s kinda weird. But they’re still cute…Which is even weirder.

Reina shrugged it off and quickly snuck into the building, happy that she was off of the streets, after all someone could of picked her up and brought her home with them. Little did she know, she was in a danger zone as soon as she placed a paw in the apartments.

Looking around for someone, or really anyone that could help, she couldn’t help but to see a sign that she never noticed before. “No animals”…Whys that?

Her question was soon answered as she started to walk down the hall and into the main lobby, where many people tended to hang out.

“KITTY~!” One of the Hello! Project girls yelled, Reina didn’t even have time to guess who it was, considering she suddenly had a mob of girls running after her. So, of course, she ran for her life.

Unfortunately, even as a cat, she wasn’t the greatest runner, and was soon caught by a member. And not just any member, possibly the worst member to be caught by.

None other than the childish Koharu Kusumi. Yes, this might not seem so bad, and that was exactly what Reina thought. At least at first.

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What the hell is wrong with this kid!?!? Reina wanted to scream and yell, but in kitty form she could only nyan, and at the moment she was forced to nyan to a certain song. A certain song which Reina suddenly grew a strong hatred towards, at first, she liked the song quite a bit, thinking it was cute. She even did karaoke to it. Now she hated it with a strong passion. After all…It was Balalaika. And nobody could take too much of that song.

So, here she was, nyaning to this horribly annoying song, dressed up in a bright orange poofy dress and hat which was oddly the perfect size for Reina, who had no clue where the hell Koharu had gotten the little outfit in the first place.

Just wait until I get my hands on you…I’ll shove my foot so far up your--

“Bath time~!” Koharu grinned, picking up her new pet to which started squirming immensely and nyaning like crazy.

ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! DAMNIT!!!

Just as she managed to squirm out of Koharu’s grip, she found herself falling into a bathtub of water with a small splash.

Reina’s head poked out of the water, looking utterly pathetic but somehow cute at the same time. This is even worse with fur… She gave a small hiss, clearly showing her dislike for the water and tried to get out, only to be held down by Koharu.

“Don’t even try Mr. Kitty.” She laughed, pulling out some shampoo.

“NYAN!?” Reina cried out, or more hissed out. Mr.!? Oh now you’re in such deep shit when I get to you!

Koharu giggled at the kitten’s response as she started to scrub Reina, who was doing her best at trying to make the job impossible for Koharu while at the same time just trying to get out of the bathtub.

It took a good forty-five minutes, but Koharu managed to scrub Reina clean, although she wasn’t dirty to begin with.

I swallowed soap… Reina felt lifeless, considering that she had fought and tried her best to get out of the clutches of the Miracle Child in Morning Musume for over a half hour nonstop…Who wouldn’t?

Suddenly a fully towel wrapped around her and started to not-so-gently dry her off, in the end causing the kitten to look like a ball of fuzz.

“There you go.” Koharu smiled, picking up Reina and giggling slightly. “You’re so cute~! I think I’ll have to buy you some more outfits!”

Reina mentally groaned, and her ears flopped down as she was put on the bed, and laid down, what else was she supposed to do?

“I’ll fix you a treat, Mr. Kitty!” Koharu smiled after patting down the kitten, causing her fur to actually look normal again.

Stretching out on the bed, Reina started to think of all possible ways to escape this “Hell Hole” as she liked to call it but found her thoughts to be interrupted by a knocking at the door.

“Come in!” Koharu yelled from the kitchen, to which the person, who happened to be Sayu, opened the door.

There was her chance, and (of course) Reina took it as soon as she could. Yet was soon discovered by both Sayu and Koharu, who started to chase her down the halls.

Will this ever stop!? Luckily, it was about to, for Reina ran right into the person of her prayers, Maki.

“Nyan~!” Reina pawed at Maki’s foot, overly enjoyed to find her girlfriend.

“Oh, a kitten!” Maki smiled, picking up the small creature, inspecting her. “You’re cute!”

“There you are Mr. Kitty!” Koharu said, walking up to Maki and Reina.

The soloist must of noticed the look of panic on Reina’s face, for she simply smiled. “I see you met my new kitten.” she laughed, “Miki was watching her for a bit, but she got away.”

“Oh, I see.” Koharu gave a nod, but looked a little upset. “I found him a little bit ago, but at least he found his owner.”

“It’s a she.” Maki laughed, petting a very grateful Reina, “But thank you. You can visit her any time you like.”

“Okay!” That seemed to cheer the Miracle Child up quite a bit, “But I gotta get going, Sayumi-san and I are going to go out for lunch.”

“Well, have fun then.” Maki said, watching Koharu run off. “Heh, I never thought she’d be good with animals.” she looked at the kitten once more. “What do you say? Come home with me?”

Reina answered by a happy nyan, and started to purr when the soloist pet her.

“You know, you have wonky eyes!” Maki pointed out, tapping Reina on the nose. “You actually remind me a lot of Reina.”

YES! She recognizes me! Thank you, gods! I knew you would figure it out, Maki!

“Isn’t that cool?” she gave a small laugh, “Just wait ‘til she sees you, she’ll think you’re cute.” Maki pet Reina again. “Hmm…I should call you Reinyan!”

Reinyan mentally groaned once more. My girlfriend is so oblivious to the point where she can’t recognize me!? What the hell?!?
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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 16]
« Reply #242 on: June 15, 2007, 05:45:06 PM »
DIBS

(nyahahaha Yuu! XDDD)

REINA IN KITTY MODE~~~~ Nyan~ (just had to say it XD)

XDDDD Figures that the girls in H!P will go crazy over a kitty. XD "No animals allowed indeed". (but hey, ain't Yossi and Mari animals too? *cough* XD)

KOHARU!!! Hahahahahah. Nyaning to Balalaika! Oh, Koharu is surprisingly sadistic! And dressing Reinyan up in costume! Where does she get those? And why did she get those in the first place? Does she like, stock them up for special occasions? XD

Poor Reinyan, swallowing soap in the bath. XD Oh Koharu, Reina is so going to kick your ass once she gets back to her human form. XD

And ohhh Maki. <3 Rescuing your kitty-fied girlfriend, yet still managing to miss out the fact that she IS your girlfriend. Tsk, so oblivious. XD I wonder what else will happen. How long will Reinyan be stuck this way? No matter how cute she is now, she needs to get back to normal....eventually. XD

(*cough* torture her some more! *cough*)
[Reinyan: -_-#### NYAAAAAAAAN!!! --> translation: YOU WANT TO DIE?!)

XDDDDD
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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 16]
« Reply #243 on: June 15, 2007, 05:45:25 PM »
DIIIBS

(( You beat me again?! >_____> Oh well, I edited mine with my comment before your's so Nyanya :x))

Anywho xD

Chapter made me laugh a lot xD Poor poor POOR Reinyan xD Going through hell just to find Maki, and on top of all that, have Maki not even recognize her? ROFFLE! POOR HER xDDDDDD

Now the main question is, what will Maki do to her? :0

...And how will Reina transform back? o_O

The image of poofball Reinyan... Oh gahh.... -dead- xDDDDD
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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 17]
« Reply #244 on: June 16, 2007, 04:06:31 AM »
kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ kawaiiiiiii~  :wub:

I was like this  :shy2: the whole time !  I love Reinyan!

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 17]
« Reply #245 on: June 16, 2007, 09:29:31 PM »
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

This was amazingly cute, yet so funny at the same time. And I cannot WAIT until Kusumi gets her ass beaten!

*hands Reina a medival mace and an AK* Here, use this Reinyan!
Reina: *sprints off towards Kusumi, weapons in hand*
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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 17]
« Reply #246 on: June 17, 2007, 01:10:17 AM »
heheheh, Reina and her day of torture.  I would totally run from Koharu too if I was a cat, her hyper activity would kill me. x_X

Tsk, for Maki being oblivious. :roll: Reina has to learn how to control her cat form somehow so she won't be helpless all the time.

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 17]
« Reply #247 on: June 17, 2007, 07:25:11 PM »
The cuteness kills!  :mon cute: :mon cute: :mon cute: :mon ko:

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 17]
« Reply #248 on: June 18, 2007, 12:45:41 AM »
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I see you particually liked Miki's sex list.
I'd like it even more if I was on it myself.   8)


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This can’t be real! [/i]She thought, inspecting the mirror. What she saw wasn’t the small teenager that everyone grew to love, but instead a poofy, small calico furred kitten with large green, wonky eyes.
Awwwwwww KAWAII~!!!  :k-inlove:


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Reina managed to come up with an effective plan. By picking up a pen with her mouth, she was able to press the correct buttons needed, and only the correct buttons. After dialing Maki’s number, she pressed speakerphone and dropped the pen.
That was so smart...AND SO CUTE!!!  :w00t:


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Who knew the sound of ringing was so heavenly? And when Maki picked up, her simple “Hello?” sounded even better.

“NYAN~! Nyan nyan nya--” she paused. Shit!
  XD


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“KITTY~!” One of the Hello! Project girls yelled, Reina didn’t even have time to guess who it was, considering she suddenly had a mob of girls running after her. So, of course, she ran for her life.

Unfortunately, even as a cat, she wasn’t the greatest runner, and was soon caught by a member. And not just any member, possibly the worst member to be caught by.

None other than the childish Koharu Kusumi. Yes, this might not seem so bad, and that was exactly what Reina thought. At least at first.
Koharu's got her??? Oh geez this is gonna be a trip!  :lol:


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It was Balalaika. And nobody could take too much of that song.

So, here she was, nyaning to this horribly annoying song, dressed up in a bright orange poofy dress and hat which was oddly the perfect size for Reina, who had no clue where the hell Koharu had gotten the little outfit in the first place.
A cat, dressed up in Koharu's Balalaika outfit? I totally wanna see that.  :hee:


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Reina’s head poked out of the water, looking utterly pathetic but somehow cute at the same time. This is even worse with fur… She gave a small hiss, clearly showing her dislike for the water and tried to get out, only to be held down by Koharu.

“Don’t even try Mr. Kitty.” She laughed, pulling out some shampoo.

“NYAN!?” Reina cried out, or more hissed out. Mr.!? Oh now you’re in such deep shit when I get to you!
I guess Koharu doesn't know how to tell a boy-cat from a girl-cat, huh?  :mon sweat:


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Suddenly a fully towel wrapped around her and started to not-so-gently dry her off, in the end causing the kitten to look like a ball of fuzz.
I've seen those. They're like walking afros.  O0


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“Oh, a kitten!” Maki smiled, picking up the small creature, inspecting her. “You’re cute!”

“There you are Mr. Kitty!” Koharu said, walking up to Maki and Reina.

The soloist must of noticed the look of panic on Reina’s face, for she simply smiled. “I see you met my new kitten.” she laughed, “Miki was watching her for a bit, but she got away.”

“Oh, I see.” Koharu gave a nod, but looked a little upset. “I found him a little bit ago, but at least he found his owner.”

“It’s a she.” Maki laughed, petting a very grateful Reina, “But thank you. You can visit her any time you like.”
Does Maki know that it's Reina? Do all the "freaks" of H!P have some type of 6th sense for each other?  :O


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“You know, you have wonky eyes!” Maki pointed out, tapping Reina on the nose. “You actually remind me a lot of Reina.”

YES! She recognizes me! Thank you, gods! I knew you would figure it out, Maki!

“Isn’t that cool?” she gave a small laugh, “Just wait ‘til she sees you, she’ll think you’re cute.” Maki pet Reina again. “Hmm…I should call you Reinyan!”

Reinyan mentally groaned once more. My girlfriend is so oblivious to the point where she can’t recognize me!? What the hell?!?
Ummm...maybe not. :err:

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 17]
« Reply #249 on: June 28, 2007, 09:04:53 PM »
>_> -randomly bumps post- :D Heh, I, like my cousin, dislike the fic on the second page. ^^;; I should have a new chapter by...umm...>_>;; -checks busy schedule-...Tuesday night. :D Promise, if not, I give you all permission to kill me. XD
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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 17]
« Reply #250 on: June 29, 2007, 02:15:25 PM »
*Gets out plastic utensils* Kill you say?  :twisted:

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 17]
« Reply #251 on: June 30, 2007, 06:50:16 PM »
Don't expect a comment from me until Wednesday-Thursday-ish -_- I get no H!P for 4 days, and have to spend time with family I don't even know >.<
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Re: Comments for Chapter 17
« Reply #252 on: July 03, 2007, 11:41:25 PM »
Ah, please forgive me for taking forever. XD;; Uh...Blame anime conventions, parents, and girlfriend...Not me. XD Anywho, onto comments.

Essy-san: Haha, woot for first dibs. XD Yes, Yossie and Mari can turn into dogs/wolves but they're much sneakier than Reinyan (not really. XD) But Koharu has a mind of her own...I have no clue how or why she gets those things, kinda scary though. XD And don't worry, plenty of evilness in store for Reinyan. >D (Reinyan: O_O;;; MORE!?!?!)

Yuu: Poor, poor Reinyan indeed. XD But we all love it. Maki and her obliviousness, but she sure loves the kitten! :D And nothing too drastic will happen to Reinyan while she's in Maki's cleavage...Erm...hands. :D There are many ways to make Reinyan transform back, but I'll be mean and make you read :P

Sukoshi: Yay, I'm glad you like Reinyan. ^^ She is cute, isn't she?

Tanachan: Don't worry, Reina will get her revenge on Koharu soon enough. :P

shindoushiz: Her day or tourture, eh? Trust me, there is more to come. >D Beause I'm just THAT evil. XD (and the lovely help from Essy-san and Yuu for inspiration...sadly most methods of torture have been placed on me >>) And Maki with her obliviousness. <3 Gotta love it.

rndmnwierd: It's Reinyan, what more is there to say? XD

JFC: Sorry you're not on it, I wouldn't mind being there myself either. ;D Yes, indeed Reinyan is cute (and smart! yay for pens!) XD Reinyan was surely put on a trip (to hell) with Koharu, but there's a worse one comming up. XD Walking afros...I want one. :D Anywho...Nope, Maki is sadly oblivious. (but we love it that way, right? XD)

HA! You guys can't kill me, I made my deadline. XD (barely) And to all those people who didn't comment ;  ;! I know you're there! Stop lurking damnit! XD (Okay...I think you're there. >_>;; )
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Well…At least she was in safe hands. That much Reinyan was grateful for, and not to mention that she was practically snuggling into Maki’s cleavage as she walked down the halls. It even managed to convince the yankii that being a kitten wasn’t half bad, as long as she didn’t get a nosebleed or something of the sort.

Maki stopped in front of a door, not bothering to knock, and just entered. “Miki, you better not be sleeping.”

But, it’s Miki Fujimoto we’re talking about. Of course she was sleeping.

“Ugh…” Maki gave a sigh, “You keep watch on her.” she said, plopping Reinyan down on the bed, right on top of the lump in the covers, which happened to be snoring lightly. “I’ll get something to wake her up.” Maki gave a small grin, headed towards the kitchen.

Reinyan pondered for a moment, and gave a kitty like grin. She’d never hurt a kitten. With that in mind, she started to walk up towards the front of the bed, where Miki’s head poked out of the large comforter.

“Nyan~.” Reinyan said, swatting at the demon’s face a bit, careful not the scratch her (for now.)

No response.

This could be fun. Reinyan then decided to swat a little harder at the vampire, more or less playing with her ear. Hey…It was amusing, but there was barely a response, Miki only moved her head, but it was a rather sudden movement, causing Reinyan to topple over onto the sub-leader’s messy hair.

While she was getting up, she realize how tempting the hair was…She wanted to play with it as if it were a ball of yarn, she was a kitten after all. Pawing at it at first, Reinyan found great amusement out of it, and in the end found herself acting truly like a kitten, getting tangled up in Miki’s hair, who still managed to not wake up.

Soon she found herself bored (she had realized how stupid she felt for playing with someone‘s hair as if it were the best damn thing in the world), wondering when Maki was going to get back from the kitchen. Leaving the hair vampire’s hair a complete mess of tangles, Reinyan  climbed up on the covers, figuring she could take a quick nap or something to pass time, but why nap on a blanket when one could just be evil and nap on Miki’s face? It sounded like a grand idea to Reinyan, who happily curled up into a little ball on Miki’s head, her tail swishing from time to time.

Miki’s nose twitched, feeling something brush against it (of course something as simple as that would wake her up.) Opening an eye, she came face to face with fuzz.

“What the hell?” Miki mumbled, half asleep. She closed her eyes for a second, thinking that she could possibly still be dreaming, but when she opened them again, she found herself looking right into large green eyes.

Startled, Miki quickly sat up, only to cause her pain, for Reinyan made an attempt to keep a hold of Miki so she wouldn’t fly off, of course she did this by digging her nails into Miki’s forehead.

“Gahh damnit!!!” Miki took hold of the kitten and tossed it across the bed, then held onto her forehead in pain while Reinyan jumped down and hid under the bed.

“What’s wrong?” Maki asked, walking into the bedroom after hearing Miki’s screams.

“A monster attacked me!” she practically hissed, “It’s under the bed now!” With that said, Reinyan poked her head out of the bed, climbing up the covers and looking at Miki, if one looked close enough, they could say that the kitten was smirking slightly.

 “Yeah, some monster.” Maki laughed, sitting down on the bed and petting Reinyan. “This is my new kitten, saved her from Koharu-chan.”

Miki growled slightly, “It looked a lot bigger when it was on my face…What the hell are you doing here anyway?” the vampire mumbled, climbing out of bed, while heading to the bathroom to clean up the small scratches on her face.

“I was wondering if you knew were Reina is, I went to her apartment, but nobody answered.” Maki said, “You’re the sub-leader, you should know where she is.”

“No clue.” Miki shrugged, walking out of the bathroom and plopping down on the bed. “Why don’t you just put her in a cage or something. And why don’t you ask Yossie? She’s the leader.”

Reinyan, who was already in a distressed state, glared at Miki, debating whether she should attack again or not while Maki spoke. “She’s off doing something I don’t want to know with Rika.” The two of them gave a sigh. Figures.

“Those two go at it way too much.”

“Like you should be talking, you groping demon.”

“You’re the one dating someone underage.”

“Ugh, Miki just shut up.” She gave a sigh, standing up and ending the conversation. “Will you look over Reinyan for me while I go and look for Reina? And don’t you dare hurt her.”

“Uh…Yeah, whatever.” Miki waved a hand dismissively, “But for it, you better bring back food.”

“Fine.” Maki said, sighing at the stubborn girl. Miki always had to get something out of everything, didn’t she?

“Okay, I suppose we have a deal then.” Miki said, plopping down on the couch, ignoring the kitten. That was what she was going to do the entire time anyway.

“At least give her some attention…” Maki mumbled before exiting the apartment, looking for her girlfriend who just happened to be right in front of her moments ago.

Reinyan, figuring she might as well watch some television as well, jumped up onto the couch, sitting next to Miki.

“What the hell kinda name is Reinyan?” Miki asked, looking at the kitten, who only looked back at her.

“Hey…” Miki raised an eyebrow, picking up Reinyan by the ruff of her neck. “Oooh! Well all be damned, Maki really is dense.”

Reinyan gave a happy “Nyan~!” Finally! Someone figured it out! I love you Miki Fujimoto!

“Heh heh…This should be fun.” Miki gave her well known evil little smirk.

Oh shit…

“This will be our little secret, okay Reina…Or should I say Reinyan?”

Reinyan hissed, attempting to claw Miki’s face again.

“Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.” Miki said, a smug look upon her face. “But I do think it’s time we had some fun.” She stood, still holding Reina, and brought her into the bathroom.

Not another bath!

Nope, not another bath. Worse.

Miki pulled out an electronic razor, to which Reinyan immediately squirmed, desperate to get out of Miki’s grasp. Miki managed adjusted the size of the razor size with one hand. Just as the demon plugged it in, Reinyan bit and scratched Miki, rather hard too, causing the vampire to drop the kitten, “Damnit!”

Of course, Reina took that moment to run like hell, but there wasn’t very many places she could run to, being stuck in an apartment room and all.

She figured the best spot would be under the bed, luckily it was a good choice, for Miki couldn’t find the “little shit” (as Miki liked to call her.)

Minutes passed, and there was no sign of Miki even looking for her anymore. Curious to what Miki was doing, Reinyan made the silly mistake of poking her head out from under the bed, looking around.

“Haha, sucker.” a voice said from above, Reinyan didn’t even bother to look up, she knew the big scary Fujimoto was there, and immediately tried to hide back in her safe spot under the bed next to Miki’s panties where she wouldn‘t be able to be reached, but Miki was far to quick for that, she quickly grabbed the kitten once again by the ruff of the neck, bringing her back into the bathroom.

“First, let’s cut those claws.” she pulled out a pair or nail clippers that were not meant for kittens, but she figured they’d work all the same.

Reinyan once again scratched and bit at Miki, but the sub-leader just started to ignore it, and held one of Reinyan’s fuzzy paws still while she cut the nails. It didn’t take long before all of Reinyan’s nails were clipped, and she could no longer claw at Miki and cause the same pain she did previously.

“Heh heh…Now time for the real fun.” Miki pulled out the electric razor again, keeping a death grip on Reinyan (who was once again struggling for dear life.)

Unfortunately for Reinyan, she did not manage to get loose, and ended up being shaved…Kinda.

“Ta da.” Miki grinned, holding Reinyan in front of the mirror to see her “beautiful” artwork she make on the kitten’s back.

“NYAN!?” Reinyan’s eyes felt as if they were going to pop out of her sockets. You can’t be serious!

Of all things to shave on a yankii kitten’s back…why a heart? Well, simply because Miki could.

“What, don’t like it?” Miki smirked, looking at Reinyan, who only hissed in reply. “Too bad for you, what’s done is done, but I’m not done yet. One more thing to top it off.”

Where does she come up with these ideas? Does she have a handbook on how to torture me or something?!

Miki then pulled out a big pink ribbon, tying it around Reinyan’s neck (almost to a choking point.) “Now, aren’t you cute?” she said with a short laugh. “A lot cuter than the human you at least.”

That got another hiss from the kitten. I’ll kill her!

Of course, killing Miki was only added to her list of things to do once she became human, but that was for later, her main priority was to get out of this apartment, and now…Before Miki actually killed her.

Fortunately, Reinyan noticed something out of the corner of her eye. Miki’s apartment door was slightly ajar…Why hadn’t she noticed this before she had her dignity crushed? Either way, Reinyan was out of Miki’s grasp for the moment, and she wasn’t going to waste it, she headed at full speed to the door.

Just as she was feet away from the door, something made her nose twitch, and the kitten sneeze with a loud POOF!

Reina stopped in her tracks, realizing she was no longer a kitten.

And also realizing she was stuck in an apartment with Miki Fujimoto…Without clothes on.


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HA! I decided to do little notes like Essy-san, but first off I must give credit to someone. XD

The whole "shaving a heart shape on your back" was ALL Essy-san, considering Yuu and her call me SaiPanda and then Essy randomly said "I think we should shave the panda...:D" and they tackled me and she shaved a heart on my back. O_O! Figured it'd be cuter on Reinyan. XD

Me: Hope you liked the chapter! ^^
Reinyan: I didn't...-_-;
Me: Why not? -angelic smile-
Reinyan: YOU SHAVED ME AND THEN POOFED ME BACK TO NORMAL NAKED IN MIKI'S BEDROOM! -hiss-
Me: Uh...well, like I said before, blame Essy-san for that one...and I am related to my cousin...I have to have poofing back naked in here SOMEWHERE. >_>
Reinyan: I thought I was your favorite. ;  ;
Me: You are, that's why I torture you. :D
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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 18 is finally up! XD]
« Reply #254 on: July 04, 2007, 12:51:24 AM »
Aha! Poor Reina! XDDDD

And you seem to adhere to the principle of torturing our favorites. <3333 Good SaiPanda, excellent work! (Reina hisses and tries to cuff me) XDDD

Haha, I'm glad our torture on you bore fruit in your work. XD Reina getting shaved...hehe. Hehehehe. And being naked in Miki's apartment...what will happen when Maki returns to see this? XDDDD Should be fun...

-mentally imaging a naked Reina with a pink bow around her neck- Mm. XD

Update soon~ XD

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 18 is finally up! XD]
« Reply #255 on: July 04, 2007, 02:37:33 AM »
ROFL!!!!!! :rofl:



Reina naked at Miki;s bedroom  :drool:


great chap xD

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 18 is finally up! XD]
« Reply #256 on: July 04, 2007, 03:25:17 AM »
Lol! And now the real fun starts... Poor Reina. :p

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 18 is finally up! XD]
« Reply #257 on: July 04, 2007, 06:13:52 AM »
They're all girls in that complex ;), just make your escape from Miki!!  Don't mind the nudity. I wonder if Reina can do anything with her cat form?

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 18 is finally up! XD]
« Reply #258 on: July 04, 2007, 11:22:43 AM »
 :lol: :lol: A thousand times :lol:

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Re: Facts of Fiction [Chapter 18 is finally up! XD]
« Reply #259 on: July 04, 2007, 02:34:54 PM »
I roffled mucho XDDDD

Though mainly at the parts where Reina gets tortured by Miki XD

...Which is mainly the entire fic, but yeah XDDD

But now I'm just wondering what's going to happen now that Reina's naked with a bow on her neck in Miki's bedroom XD;; Miki going to ravage her on the spot? Nah, she's got Aya now, but what Aya doesn't know won't hurt :x... I kid, but it might look bad if Maki walks in in that very moment XD

So Reina transforms back by sneezing? Give her a cold and it's going to be hell for her XDDDD

Anticipating next chapter <3 Ohhhh Reina...

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