Oh The Games We Play

[rndmnwierd]

You know, I'm convinced that the poeple we see as dumb are actually genious evil masterminds that have everyone fooled with their innocent act. Take Yui and Nono for example. Both don't seem like the sharpest tools, one is a certified Bakajo and the other's breasts prove her dimwittedness, right?

Wrong.

Yui is actually the person pulling the strings in Biyuuden, subtly manipulating ever action that's taken, from the song writin to the PV production. She just can't decide what she looks best as, girl or bunny...

And Nono? We'll have to wait and see how successful her newest plot is, after she ingeniously got rid of the one person that could ever possibly hold her back. Poor Aibon.

[jenmoshka]

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[jenmoshka]

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[stefy]

First to comment! whoa it's been a month and a half since the last chapter?!

anyways nice chapter! can't wait for the match~ their not gonna rip each other's swimsuit off are they? So will Yossi but more attracted to Miki (or Aya) after this then?

[Mikan]

The entire time I read this I heard your voice narrating it. A rather interesting experience.

Jello Wrestling. You werent kidding. There is going to be a continuation on it is there? Otherwise this is going to be the most abstract chapter in the history of JPHIP. I now also have a craving for Jello.

Ah, my ass has gone numb...

Im wondering why you changed Saran wrap to Cling wrap. How odd.

Is masturbation against the rules btw?

[rndmnwierd]

GAMble rumble! :shakeit:Awesome!

[Amarghetta]

“I feel left out of the loop in Viyuuden…it’s like I barely exist when Ishikawa-san and Miyoshi-san are together.  But I can tell when something’s wrong! It’s like a 6th sense, I swear it’s like they pulsate or something when there’s conflict!” Yui placed her hands on her chest to emphasize her point. 

Shame on me! I didn't notice this the first time I read it... 

Miki smiled an evil-Miki smile as a low growl escaped her throat.  Crouched, arms at the ready, fingers like claws, Miki, holding her breath, waited for the signal and for her fun to begin.  Aya’s eyes darted back and forth between Maki, Yuko and Miki’s faces, looking more worried as each second ticked by.

Hahaha! She shouldn't worry much, she'll probably enjoy it. 

[JFC]

1st Annual H!P Jell-O Wrestling Extravaganza!!!

Best...idea...EVAR!!! 

[Mikan]

1st Annual H!P Jell-O Wrestling Extravaganza!!!

Best...idea...EVAR!!! 
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If one thing can revive H!P its this..

[chibilolli]

I wanna say that I've been lurking and join alll the other lurkers that have 'come out' so to speak. But I can't cos I've only just read this fic 

Great story. I've never read anything Ishiyoshi and have really enjoyed this. Even though my favourite H!P members don't feature in it. I will be reading this intently from now on and hopefully will be able to post some more 'inspiring' comments. I'm not too good with words! 

[haidokun]

yaaaayyyy! new chapter! i'm having a little bit of withdrawal of what is going to happen next in your fic! 

nyaahahaha! i can imagine yossie's reaction on the jell-o wrestling.... -->

[arina_shinh]

thanks for the new chapter!!!

“Wait, one of the Berryz is on fire?!  Which one…?” Yossui couldn’t hide her slight amusement at the thought, however the seriousness got to her and the stern look of a seasoned leader quickly overtook the enjoyment on her face. 

“Hell if I know, I can never tell ‘em apart anyway.” 

Haha, this is funny. It happens to me too. I still can't memorize the Berryz name, not yet. 

Whatever reason is, please continue the story... I've become so addicted to this...
Because I want to know what will happen to the bet...

[Yukari]

1st Annual H!P Jell-O Wrestling Extravaganza!!!

Best...idea...EVAR!!! 

i die 

how can be yossie's reaction??   

[jenmoshka]

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[jenmoshka]

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[MyDearYossi]

Ah, new chapter I'm so happy you're back

I know you can win this bet, Yossi. Especially now, with that loophole

[arina_shinh]

Oh, you're back with an awesome chapter.. thank God!!!

“You…you self-serviced didn’t you?!” Miki glared at Yossui as though she could see it in her leader’s eyes. 

“And?”  Yossui steeled herself from the initial shock and grinned at her friend.

“And…”  Miki scowled at the Morning Musume leader towering above her.

“And…?”  Yossui pushed again, her grin widening.

Yossui!! You're cheating!!! Yeah, it wasn't in the rules but that's not fair!! Haha... but Yossie is smart... damn smart... she manage to find something to keep on survive in the bet....

 

[almond]

“Oh, hi Nakazawa-san, how’re you?  Oh, were you trying to reach me earlier?  Ah yeah, sorry, I must have been in the shower.  Ah, hey, I was thinking about calling you actually.  No, not for that…that either, no…no, see I had this idea.  What are your thoughts on Jell-o?  Yeah…really?  You, what?!  Where?!  Uh…with you? No, Nakazawa-san, I really don’t think…no, I don’t…I don’t think it’s a good…” Yossui sighed and slumped up against the wall, eyes closed, banging the back of her head lightly against the cold wall behind her.  “It’s just, no…no it’s not like that…wait, no, tonight?  I’m sorry, I just…no tonight, I just need some time alone.  Okay?  Another time Nakazawa-san, you know how it is. Okay, thanks, bye.”  Yossui stayed in her slumped position for a moment, relieved at her not so smooth escape of another night of assured insanity with the top-most daunting woman in H!P.

I would so love to hear the other half of this conversation. 

“Not now…” Yossui mumbled to herself.  “Anyone but her…with her perfect breasts, and beautiful slender…argh…”  Yossui’s eyes glazed over slightly as she watched her long-time friend bounce towards her.

I love how you described that. Poor Yocchan having to face off with Maki's mysteriously-appearing rack.

“Umbrellas!”  Yossui cries suddenly, surprised out of her thoughts.  “Uh Gocchin, Hi…” Yossui says sheepishly rubbing the back her head.

“What was that about umbrellas?” Maki asked, eyebrows raised.

WTF, Umbrellas?! 

“Baseball…cold showers…pizza…mmmmmm…”  Yossui’s chanting became melodic as she matched her footsteps to the rhythm of her words.  “Miki…she won’t win…cold beers…warm baths…practice…ahh Gatas practice tomorrow…can’t forget…dance practice…stretching… Miki…oh god…” Yossui shook her head again, aggressively, wanting desperately to not succumb to her thoughts and grab the next living thing that passed by her at that moment. 

She walked on, determinedly, however as her arm brushed up against the potted miniature palm that had been placed in the hallway to break up the monotony of the barren hall, her breath caught in her throat.  Yossui stopped mid-stride, goose bumps raising the little hairs on her arm.  She turned around and faced the potted plant with a look of pain and desperation in her eyes.  She sighed and dropped her gaze to her feet for a moment to collect herself before turning and continuing on her way, without so much as a look back at that inviting palm. 

Hey, a palm tree IS a living thing.... I guess.
Poor Yossi! I think you like torturing your characters almost as much as I do.

The next day, Yossui, relieved of the usual tension, bounded into the cafeteria happier than usual.  She spotted Miki across the room sitting alone, coffee mug warming her hands as she read over that day’s schedule and headed directly for the groping demon.  Miki looked up at the approaching woman and caught her eye.  Yossui almost stopped dead in her tracks as she met Miki’s stare. ‘She knows…’ she thought to herself.

“You…you self-serviced didn’t you?!” Miki glared at Yossui as though she could see it in her leader’s eyes. 

“And?”  Yossui steeled herself from the initial shock and grinned at her friend.

“And…”  Miki scowled at the Morning Musume leader towering above her.

“And…?”  Yossui pushed again, her grin widening.

“And…ugh!…screw you Yoshizawa! That’s not fair!”  Miki threw her hands up in the air in emphasis and folded them crossly across her chest.  The sub-leader slumped back in her chair a glowered at her friend.

“Wasn’t in the rules was it?”  Yossui laughed to herself as she strutted out of the cafeteria, head held high, chest puffed in triumph, completely forgetting to breakfast.  She had found a loophole.  Yossui had been given a renewed spirit in the game that had been, quite simply put, kicking her ass.

Yossi: 
Miki: 

Fan-freaking-tastic. Way to abuse that loophole there, Yoshizawa!


I love this fic, please do keep going! 

[JFC]

Yossui squeeze her hands together, ready to burst at any moment, jump in after the GAM duo, and get in on the jell-o flinging action herself,

Hey, if Yossi wants in and wants to roll around in Jell-O with Miki and Aya, I say let her!

She wiped a hand across her lips to chase away that errant drool, and realized her pocket was still vibrating.  Suppressing a giggle, Yossui stuck her hand in her pocket.  As she did, her eyes grew dim, having trouble focusing on her surroundings. “What the hell…” Realization hit hard and fast, the Morning Musume leader growling every curse word in her vocabulary as her eyes began to focus on the candid poster above her.   “Aw, ffffu..”

***

Yossui wandered aimlessly through the halls of the H!P apartment complex, deep in thought when her pocket began it’s usual song and dance.  She sighed and pulled out her mobile.

It was just a fuckin' daydream, wasn't it. 

Dammit.

“Yochan!”  A familiar voice called from the end of the hallway.  Yossui looked up and around to watch as Goto Maki walked purposefully towards her.

“Not now…” Yossui mumbled to herself.  “Anyone but her…with her perfect breasts, and beautiful slender…argh…”  Yossui’s eyes glazed over slightly as she watched her long-time friend bounce towards her.

“Hey! I tried to call you earlier, kept going to voicemail.”  Maki said as she reached where Yossui stood, spacing.

“Perfect, they’re absolutely perfect…”  Yossui mumbled to herself quietly.

“Yochan, I’m up here!” Maki yells at Yossui snapping her fingers in front of her nose to get her attention.

“Umbrellas!”  Yossui cries suddenly, surprised out of her thoughts.  “Uh Gocchin, Hi…” Yossui says sheepishly rubbing the back her head.

Yossi = 

Maki = 

JFC = 

Once out of sight Yossui slowed her pace again mumbling to herself as she walked down one hallway after another aimlessly.  “Umbrellas, umbrellas, umbrellas…” She shook her head, trying to clear it of the images of her good friend, which in fact was not aided by the thoughts of umbrellas running rampant in her mind.

“Baseball…cold showers…pizza…mmmmmm…”  Yossui’s chanting became melodic as she matched her footsteps to the rhythm of her words.  “Miki…she won’t win…cold beers…warm baths…practice…ahh Gatas practice tomorrow…can’t forget…dance practice…stretching… Miki…oh god…” Yossui shook her head again, aggressively, wanting desperately to not succumb to her thoughts

...

Leader was on a mission, she knew what she had to do now, more then ever before, if she was to survive even just one more minute of the month-long bet with Miki.  Yossui headed straight back for her apartment, to finish what her mind had started earlier that afternoon.

***

The next day, Yossui, relieved of the usual tension, bounded into the cafeteria happier than usual.

She di... ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Well, the bet never said anything about THAT.

“You…you self-serviced didn’t you?!” Miki glared at Yossui as though she could see it in her leader’s eyes.

“And?”  Yossui steeled herself from the initial shock and grinned at her friend.

“And…”  Miki scowled at the Morning Musume leader towering above her.

“And…?”  Yossui pushed again, her grin widening.

“And…ugh!…screw you Yoshizawa! That’s not fair!”  Miki threw her hands up in the air in emphasis and folded them crossly across her chest.  The sub-leader slumped back in her chair a glowered at her friend.

“Wasn’t in the rules was it?”  Yossui laughed to herself as she strutted out of the cafeteria, head held high, chest puffed in triumph, completely forgetting to breakfast.  She had found a loophole.  Yossui had been given a renewed spirit in the game that had been, quite simply put, kicking her ass.

Point...Yossi!

Yossi =

Miki =

[Mikan]

What was yossui gonna do? ravage the plant? Lol

ok i think we should explain the umbrella thing otherwise people are going to be missing out on a lot.

Umbrella explaination
Well, it started like most things do. With alcohol. Jen and I got drunk decided to put on a H!P PV playlist. When Goto Maki`s  Some Boys! Touch came on it inspire me to tell her my theory of the subliminal messaging in that particular PV.

Firstly I goofed up the title when talking and called it `some boys touch umbrellas`. Thats just been an endless joke for us..anyway

The subliminal thing is that throughout the PV theyre flashes of light, did you notice? they come from those weird lights they use in photography studios called `Brollies`. Now what they are, are umbrella-like-things with lights in the middle. They keep flashing up in the PV for like a second or so. Whats kinda odd is that there are two, standing next to each other. Now, this is where it kinda turns to drunk-conspiricy. Having two brollies in the position is just odd because its not really effective when taking photos. HOWEVER! they do look a shit load like breasts. LOL. Watch the Pv, pause it. Seeing it flashing at you a few times (along with maki shoving her own in your face) would most likely have you thinking about them...