Prologue, pt. 2 :: When We Last Tuned Inwhytphyre: Hi everyone. Yeah, so I've decided that instead of choice A or choice B, we're going with choice C.
Umeda: Yeppers ^^
whytphyre: Shush you, I haven't even told them what choice C was.
Umeda: ;.;
whytphyre: Anyways, I've hired Umeda Erika to re-cap all that was happening in a short chapter instead of screwing with your brains.
Umeda: So she can screw with them later!
whytphyre: Yeah, sure. So, Erika, what's been going on so far?
Umeda: Okay, so... in a nutshell... wait... this ain't a nutshell!
whytphyre: Five pages is too a nutshell!
Umeda: Compared to the first story? Yeah, I'll give you that... but I'm not rambling on for that long....
whytphyre: But...
Umeda: Shush! It's my turn to talk now! Anyways, the story starts with Yoshizawa-senpai almost getting murdered by Saki...
whytphyre: Don't forget to mention who Saki i-
Umeda: I SAID IT WAS MY TURN TO TALK!
whytphyre: 0.0!
Umeda:.... Saki, who's Ayaya's evil split personality.... Goto-senpai finds her, and saves Yoshizawa-senpai with her fun little healing powers... ooo, did you give everyone powers?
whytphyre: ....... *thinks*....... Yes.
Umeda: What's mine? Is it cool!?
whytphyre: Breaking the fourth wall...
Umeda: Lame!
whytphyre: Do you even know where the fourth wall is located?
Umeda: No. Whatever... Meanwhile, while Goto-senpai and Yoshizawa-senpai are having fluff moments and morbid fluff moments... Morning Musume is dealing with Miki's FRIDAY fiasco..... dude, this is so dated...
whytphyre: *opens mouth*
Umeda: *patented Miki glare here*
whytphyre:..... *closes mouth*
Umeda: Yeah, so Reina and Miki go to investigate why Sayumin's acting all weird and why Miki's boyfriend almost got assulted... while Erinin and Panda Pr-...... Junjun get kidnapped while at the zoo... and held for ransom. Reina and Miki find crazy Koharu instead of Sayumin... who trotted off to work, finds Miya-san... and why am I not in this story?
whytphyre: Because your power is breaking the fourth wall...
Umeda:.........
whytphyre: Because I didn't know who you were at the time! *waves at FIM from a distance*
Umeda: You suck.
whytphyre: Nuh uh!
Umeda: My turn again!
whytphyre: But-
Umeda: Ai-chan finds Sayumin and Miya-san, Erinin and P-Jun escape the clutches of the bumbling idiots known as their captors, Goto-senpai tries to reason the heck out of poor Yoshizawa-senpai... who just wants some not for young viewers loving... Gaki-san gets shot... hey, morbid much?
whytphyre: Yeah... angst is my comfort food ^^
Umeda: I changed my mind, I don't want to be in this story... oh! Gaki-san gets sorda saved by Goto-senpai... while she and Yoshizawa-senpai are on their way to see Tsunku-san... Ai-chan intercepts them, gives Yoshizawa-senapi a death glare, and some... stuff is sorted out... you don't even get what's going on there yourself, do you?
whytphyre: *shrugs*
Umeda: Did you even write that part?
whytphyre: *thinks*... no... wait... yes... Trick questions!
Umeda: ^^;;. Miki leaves Koharu with Reina, and meets up with a frazzled Ayayayayayaya... who just shot two people... or was it Saki who shot two people... wait, it was Saki taking over Ayayayayaya's body. Then Yoshizawa-senpai and Goto-senpai get into an argument over Yoshizawa's pimpness, despite the fact that she was wrongly accused by Rika-chan... blahblahblah... Koharu has deus ex ma-huh?
whytphyre: Literary term, look it up.
Umeda: Whatever. Goto-senpai goes after Yoshizawa-senpai, who's just been told that she's going to die... by Kao-kao-san?... Yeah... she meets up with P-Jun... who's sobbing over Erinin getting shot... geez... anyways... and Miya-san's about to get killed by two evil men! And that's... where you left off, right?
whytphyre: Yep ^^
Umeda: What about 2.0?
whytphyre:......... You... and Maimi got a hold of that... and broke it... remember?
Umeda:.... Oh... ^^ Yep
Maimi: Don't you dare bring me into this...
Umeda: Too late!
whytphyre: ^^;; So, there ya have it. If you need to recap on EXACTLY what happened in Nanakusa 1.0,
Have fun. It's real confusing. Good luck.
Umeda: And it takes a lot for an author to say that and mean it ^^
whytphyre: I like my out of sequence shit. Leave me alone!
Umeda and Maimi: Oooo, you swooooore. We're tellin' on you!
whytphyre: Who're you gonna tell?
Umeda:..... I think I'll tell Yoshizawa-senpai, whaddya think Yassui-chan?
Maimi:.... I like that plan ^^
whytphyre: I don't!
*both C-ute girls run off before anything else can be said.*
whytphyre:... *sighs*... well, before I get mauled for swearing in front of them *grumbles* I'll go hide, and write chapter one ^^;;
*curtain falls just before the words 'SHE SAID WHAT?!' echo through the ...... room place thing.*