Chapter 2 + Drabble: Home with Daddies and Mommys’ day out (Evening)
It was Saturday evening, Kojiyuu’s family were getting ready to visit the Atsumina’s household, and the latter were cleaning the house for the guests.
Kojiyuu:Yuko was giving Mayu a bath, while Haruna was dressing up Milky. Haruna was doing Milky’s hair, when suddenly Milky asked something.
“Mommy, why were there noises coming from mommy and daddy’s room last night?”
Haruna was a bit flustered, her cheeks were red. “Wh..W..What noises?”
“Something about mommy yelling at a squirrel to stop and cat noises” Haruna’s eyes were wide.
“Milky, th-”
“Did a squirrel got under mommy’s clothes?”
Yuko overheard the conversation. “Yes, and the squirrel was very great at it” Yuko smiled as she said it with only wearing a towel and one hand drying Mayu’s hair
Yuko continued, “It enters t-mmrrgh” Haruna had one hand on Yuko’s mouth and the at Yuko’s neck with a knife.
Haruna explained the situation to the kids in rated G (Disney Version).“Don’t mind the squirrel, cause mommy caught it and will give it a bad ‘scolding’ tonight”
“Mommy don’t hurt it” The two girls said in-sync
“Yes, Nyan Nyan, don’t hurt it”, Yuko held Nyan Nyan’s hand. “Nurture it”
Nyan Nyan pulled her in. They heard two gasps (Mayu, Milky)
Yuko’s towel was on the ground and was showing, “Daddy has balls on her chest” Said Milky. Yuko had an accomplished look.
“Why don’t you wear your clothes first”. Nyan Nyan pulled both her kids out the bedroom.
The girls looked at both their parents, back and forth, “Mommy, do you have those?”. It made Haruna blushed.
Seeing Haruna blushed Yuko made something clear,“Those are daddy’s properties”
Atsumina:“Minami, help me carry this” Atsuko asked as she carried the dining room chairs.
“Ughh”. Takamina lazily carried it too and complained. “This is such a ‘Hard Carry’”
Atsuko didn’t smile and instead was emotionless, Takamina felt insulted. “Come on, my jokes are from my ‘Blood, Sweat and Tears’”.
It still didn’t reached her heart, “I don’t care” Atsuko grabbed the chair that Takamina was carrying and pointed at their child who was watching Honmayan, “Now go play with Yui”
“I’m like TT” She made- (You know the choreography). The last chance didn’t work and she gave up “Come on Yui, let’s go play” Takamina was devastated.
Takamina and Yui made airplane hands. “Daddy are we gonna fly?”
“Yes, we gonna fly~” They ran around the living room, the kitchen, the b-, everywhere. Well, almost since Atsuko caught them messing the house, again.
After Kojiyuu arrived. Atsuko didn’t waste time by chatting and quickly grabbed Haruna. “Well, let’s go Haruna”
“Where ’re you guys going?” Asked Yuko.
“Out”
“What about the kids?”
“We’ve been taking care of them all these times, while you’ve been working and you’ve actually never spent time alone for more than 1 hour”
“We spend a lot of time together… like this morning when I bathe Mayu”
“That was 10 minutes”
“At least you bathe her, what about you Takamina?” Atsuko pointed at her who in return raises both her hands.
“Well, I’ve been busy at work and what… proof do you have that I don’t play with her?” Takamina questioned back.
FlashbackTakamina just arrived at her house, taking of her jacket, when Yui pulled her, “Daddy, come play with me”
Takamina resisted the cuteness, “Food first, Daddy hungry, need Katsudon”
After eating, Yui did the same thing to her, “Bathing time with daddy”
“Yui, let’s bathe with mommy”. In the end it was Two and a half (Yui) Women bathing in a tub.
End FlashbackAfter the flashback, Atsuko nagged at her hubby, “Whenever we tried to get you to spend time alone”
“You always try to avoid it by using us” Said Haruna as they were heading towards the door.
“Now you’ll have to let us play” They both said before closing the door.
Takamina had accepted the fact that they’re gone, “They’re gone”
Yuko looked at the other person,“You still have your movie collections?”. She nodded.
Takamina said something before going to her ‘secret stash’, “Get the popcorn”
The kids just face palm.
Yui had an idea and decided to lead, and ordered them,“Follow me”
Both of them agreed,“Yes, General”
The Saturday night starts with the Moms out, Dads in and Kids play.
Drabble Starts
Kids 1Mayu:Okay, I saw cookies on fridge
Yui+Milky:
nodsYui:I’ve got a plan!
Milky:
sees Daddies.Why is Daddy bleeding?
Daddies 1Yuko and Takamina watching movies.Watching a ‘specific’ scene.
Yuko:
Turns head sideways. Takamina, have you ever done that?
Takamina:No, but I will. Turns
head sideways. Tonight.
Both got nosebleeds.
Moms 1Atsuko: Are you sure about this Haruna
Haruna: I’ve always wanted to do this
bites lip seductivelyAtsuko:What about Yuko?
Haruna:Don’t worry about her, I want to do this with you.
WINKSAtsuko:
BlushHaruna takes Atsuko’s hand and…
Daddies 2Movie ends. Cue end credits.
Takamina and Yuko looks at each other
Takamina: Your nose is bleeding
Yuko:Your shirt is bleeding
Takamina:Watching these makes me remember why I needed a transfusion.I think we need to stop
They look at each other.
Yuko:I’ll get the popcorn.
Moms 2Haruna:It’s so great, I never want to stop.
Atsuko:Why didn’t I thought of this sooner.
breathes heavily
Haruna:Gets something from pocket. I think someone deserves this.
Looks at AtsukoAtsuko nods and does the same thing.
Haruna: Here you go
They threw moneys at four girls.
Signs reads Stripper club.Haruna: Take my money
Kids 2In the kitchen
Yui:Mayu get down on the ground
Mayu:
Blush. Yui
Blush. Wha-
Yui push Mayu to groundYui: Shhh, it’s gonna be over soon
Milky: You’re not supposed to do that
Yui steps on Mayu’s back
Mayu: No..Not THERE!!
Back aching with painDaddies 3Listening in on the kids
Milky: You’re not supposed to do thatYuko:
grabs Takamina’s collar and 
Take responsibility for her
Mayu: No..Not THERE!!Takamina &Yuko :
Mommies 3Atsuko:Chug, Chug,Chug
Haruna:
Drinking beer from funnelAtsuko:My turn.
gets the keg and doing one shotKids 4Yui: I can’t do this.
steps downMayu: No, we need it
Milky: I’ll do it, Mayu…
Steps on MayuMayu: She’s lighter and good
Yui: Go Milky and Mayu.

Milky:
stretch hand out Almost there
Daddies 4 Yui: I can’t do thisTakamina/Yuko:
sigh of reliefMayu: No, we need itMilky: I’ll do it, MayuYuko:Grabs Takamina’s neck. YUI TAUGHT THEM, FxxK !!!
Takamina: Halfway blue
Mommies 4Haruna:
drunk. Then… She was like, those are daddy’s properties
Atsuko:
drunk. And that midget, thinks she has a ‘daijoubu’ sensor. Who is she… Soukantoku?
2 Girl Employees: There…there.
Pats them both. Hugs themHaruna:
So this is what hugging big chests is like. I’m jealous of the squirrelAtsuko:
Also hugging a person taller than you feels good.Kids 5Milky:
stretch hand. GOT IT!!
Yui:Yeeesss
Mayu: Finally.
Body shakesMilky:Whoooa
falls‘CRASH’Daddies 5‘CRASH’Takamina/Yuko:
Ran to them. Sees Milky on top of MayuYui: Daddy look what Milky did.
pointsYuko: I don’t wanna know
Milky:
Gets up. Daddy want one?.
Give cookieTakamina/Yuko: Cookie?
Yuko:Glad it was a misunderstanding.
Takamina:Yuko, I’m dead. Atsuko saved those cookies for tonight
Yuko: Just tell her that Yui did it.
Takamina: She’s a kid. We’re both dead cuz we’re responsible, you know how she gets mad.
Yuko: Find the cookie recipe, we’re gonna make some.
Mommies 5 .
Somewhere
Haruna:I want you~
Atsuko: I want you~
Haruna:I need you~
Atsuko:I need you~
Haruna&Atsuko: Heavy~ Ro~ta~
SLAM Atsuko:WHO PUT THIS DOOR HE-, Hey it’s my house.
Door Opens revealing Yuko and Takamina
Atsuko: And my midget
Haruna:
points Squirrel
Takamina&Yuko:
Dogeza. We failed as fathers.