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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with "porn" videos
« on: November 11, 2006, 09:01:40 AM »
So the zoo's been packed??

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BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.
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The pair -- living chastely together at the zoo in the northern city of Chiang Mai since arriving from China in 2003 -- would be separated in December, but stay close enough for occasional glimpses of each other, said panda project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee.

"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.

He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.

"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said, hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.

The zoo is hosting a four-day international panda conference that starts on Monday, drawing 200 wildlife and panda specialists from around the world.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061111/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_life_thailand_panda

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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with "porn" videos
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2006, 09:15:58 AM »
lol, is it human pr0n or panda pr0n? I hope it works.

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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with "porn" videos
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2006, 02:34:42 PM »
Yayyy pandas are my favorite animals!
If porn means more pandas, then bring on the panda porn!

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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with "porn" videos
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 06:11:47 AM »
thats weird
but funny if it really works

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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with "porn" videos
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 11:59:45 AM »
Wut happened to his male instincts? When he see's that panda a$$ he should know instinctively to get his panda mac on. Maybe he's just a late bloomer. Hopefully the vids don't backfire and cause the panda to get his panda mac on with the zoo keeper's.

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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2006, 12:23:44 PM »
Where can I dl panda porn?



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Thai zoo to teach panda to mate with "porn" videos
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2006, 03:15:50 PM »
weird news, interesting method to teach, just like humans, learn through porn.

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