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Title: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on January 20, 2011, 01:16:53 PM
Because I can.?.  :grin:
I wanted to make something like this before, like months ago, but the fire died down plus the fact that writing = thinking and thinking = tiresome  :D 
But for TakaGaki  :heart:  and their limited together-time left...
And I’ll try to update at least once a month (as if I'm making a great work  XD ) until Ai’s grad hopefully.




UP1



It was a moonless night and the town’s power supply broke down a few hours ago. The surrounding was engulfed in darkness and was dead silent. Not a leaf stirred could be heard. It was eerie. Too damn eerie that no wide-awake person could possibly stop their own hair from raising. It was an uncomfortable stillness. Spooky.

She was stealing glances from here to there whilst walking in fast pace. Her gut feeling’s telling her that there were eyes looking at her but she just couldn’t find them. Her spirit would try to jump out every time a somewhat silhouette would appear in her very limited vision. Her regret for walking at the surrounding’s current state was soaring. She should’ve stayed.



~~~


An incoherent murmur resounded. It came from a room barely lighted by a small table lamp at the side. The murmur was from a girl laying on a bed. She laid there almost bare. Her gown was dishevelled and her blanket was clinging on the edge of the mattress her body laid upon. Her long dark coloured hair was in disarray. Beads of sweat on her forehead slowly came into view. Her eyes were shut closed and her brow furrowed. She looked slightly flustered and would bit her bottom lip from time to time.


And then a loud cry echoed moments after, followed by a catching of breath sound. She panted heavily after bringing herself in a sitting position. Her chest felt constricted, and so she brought her hand on her chest, tapping it with a little force applied hoping it could make the pain go away. She was scared.


Her fear consumed her entire attention that she didn’t notice the girl in a white dress standing by the side of the room’s second bed until it was too late. The pain from her chest constriction came back again after she felt a cold hand on her shoulder. She screamed, a manly scream, which made the girl in white jumped back a few feet away.


“Nani?” the girl in white asked, slightly mortified.


“Huh?”


“What happened?”


“Oh, you caught me off-guard after waking up from a nightmare.”


“Oh”


“And who are you? Why are you in my room?”


“Oh, I’m Niigaki Risa. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.”


“I guess it’s okay.” The girl in a hospital’s gown stood and walked toward the main light switch and turned it on. “I’m Takahashi Ai” she said after the room was well-lighted and she offered her hand to shake. “Have we met before?’” she asked the girl in white she’s shaking hands with.


“No. I’m new around here.”


Staring at the new girl, she opened her mouth to speak again “Can I ask you a question again?”


“Yes, sure.”


“Are you one of the doctors in here?”


“Eh? No, why?”


“Because you’re like a cardiologist, you awakened my sleeping heart.”



AI:  :mon lol:

RISA: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)





UP2



“Eri!!! When did you arrive? Why didn’t you call me you’re coming? Who picked you up? How are you? Are you alone?”


The person in question smiled a sweet smile upon her entry but held both of her hands up after hearing the seemed no ending questions thrown at her.


“One question at a time, please… jet lag.”


Noticing her questions attack toward Eri, Ai couldn’t help but grin and voiced an apology. Her left hand scratched the back of her head while the other was playing with the edge of her blanket.


“So, how are you?”


“Getting better.” Ai smiled, happy to know that her friend took the time to fly just to visit her. She lifted the sheet away that was covering her and climbed out of bed. But after her bare feet touched the tiled floor she flinched.


“Getting better I see”


“It’s just the cold floor... but I so could use a warm hug.”


The two girls exchanged their hugs for a couple of seconds and then the older led her visitor to the couch.


“Who told you I was here?”


“Sayu.”


“Who else, nee.” The patient chuckled and continued “I noticed you became taller.”


“Eh?”


“How much did you grow?”


“Eh? I think my height is still the same”


“Ummm no. Before you were only around my shoulder level”


“Eh? That is so impossible Aichan! ”


“Yeah, it’s true.”


“Eh?”


“You see, before you left you were only around here *points at her own shoulder* But today, you’re already around here *points at her own head* running.”





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Lame joke to highest level  :P 
Bow.
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Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: rndmnwierd on January 20, 2011, 05:40:21 PM
That one was really bad. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: gracula on January 20, 2011, 08:40:27 PM
I... didn't get it.  :(

But the first one- I'da loved to see Risa's face after that crack.
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kano-chan on January 21, 2011, 12:30:48 AM
Yay! Why do I like lame jokes? :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kuro808 on January 21, 2011, 12:56:03 AM
I didn't get it either...... :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on January 21, 2011, 02:02:00 PM
rnd-sama
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That one was really bad. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know  XD


gracula
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I... didn't get it.  :(
Me too had some doubts when I wrote it  :grin:


kano-chan
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Yay! Why do I like lame jokes? :lol:
Because they make you shake your head and grin at the same time?  :grin:


kurosawa87
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I didn't get it either...... :lol:
Below is kinda similar/connected at the above post... might still be confusing  :nervous





UP3



“I heard that!” Sayu with a pot of flowers in one hand and the other on her hip, entered into the room with an eyebrow raising.


“Oh boy, caught in the act.”


“So red-handed!


“Hehehe”


“Stop giving away those pick-up lines to people already involved Aichan!”


“Someone’s jealous.” With a devilish grin, Ai backed away right then and there and headed to her bed and hid under the covers.


“No! I’m not!”


“Don’t worry, it’s understandable. And just pretend that I’m not around and do the things you two wanted to do, I promise I won’t peek.”


“Silly Takahashi” the turtle finally butted in. Grinning, Eri then spread her arms wide and waited for the Bunny’s embrace, which was of course grabbed by Sayu without having any second thoughts.


“I miss you”


“I miss you too”


“Why didn’t you call? I could have picked you up at the airport.”


“It’s too early to bother my sleeping beauty.”


The Bunny broke the hug and glared at her lover “Like I would mind”


“I know you wouldn’t.” Resting her forehead on the Bunny’s she wiggled her head a little, aiming to touch the Bunny’s nose with hers, making the Bunny wiped away the glare from her reddening face and replaced it with the sweetest smile she could muster.


“Hey, did you just shrink a couple of inches?”   :mon huh:


“Eh?”   :gmon blonde:


“Or maybe Aichan’s right, I got taller, hmmm…”  :mon dunno:


“Are you serious?”   :gmon butt:


“Yes, I am. When was I not serious?”   :mon huh2:
 


Rolling her eyes, Sayu gave up and took the question with a bit of seriousness, just in case her Eri’s not playing around. Gathering her thoughts, she saw her lover’s rumpled collar and so she started straightening it and responded with her sweetest voice.


“Eriko, you’ve been away for only three months, don’t you think it’s kind of short in order for us to have a significant height difference?”   :gmon cny:


“I know...”  :mon whimper:


“But..? ”  :gmon milk:


“But you see, before I left I’m positive we almost had the same height”  :mon whimper:


“And..?”   :gmon nya:


“And now, you’re already here *points at her own heart* in my heart, residing.”  :mon lol:


"..."   :gmon sweet:





~~~~~
Up2 and Up3 were already written yesterday  :D  so let me try make it up next up?  :grin:
~~~~~


Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on January 21, 2011, 04:03:57 PM
Because I can.?.  :grin:
:lol: Bravo! And congrats for making this thread.  :mon firecrack: :mon santa3: :gmon flowers:

I'm not sure If getting the UP2 joke right, but I get the around the head thing  XD
 
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“And now, you’re already here *points at her own heart* in my heart, residing.”  :mon lol:
:rofl: Kame!!
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: rndmnwierd on January 21, 2011, 04:27:20 PM
 :lol: :lol: Gosh.
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kuro808 on January 21, 2011, 07:07:07 PM
this one I kinda got.... sort of... cute though :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on February 01, 2011, 01:47:13 PM
C, rnd-sama, kurosawa87
 :kneelbow:  :D





UP4



AI: “Is she now?”

SAYU: “Aichan!” Sayu’s high-pitched whiny voice echoed inside the four corners of the room, followed by some giggles from the person who’s grip on her was getting tighter as she tried to hold in her laughter.
 
AI: “What?”

SAYU: “You promised you won’t peek!”

AI: “I didn’t, but I didn’t say I won’t listen.”

SAYU: “Arg.”

AI: “What? I can’t possibly refrain from listening, can I?”

SAYU: “Of course you can’t! But...” turning around to face Ai, Sayu trailed off when she found out that her friend was telling the truth about not peeking. Ai was under the blanket laying still, making the Bunny smile. ‘Such a dork fellow’ she thought. “But you could have stayed silent and not make my Eri blush like a red tomato... but it’s cute though.”

AI: “Oh, she’s blushing? Let me see!” Ai sat up quick throwing her blanket in the process.

SAYU: “Why would I let you see her blush?” with a devilish grin the Bunny uttered and used her body to hide her Eri behind her back.

AI: “Aww, you’re selfish. That’s my best friend right there if you have forgotten and I so miss her tomato face!”

SAYU: “Find your own girl and make her blu...”

ERI: “Sayu!” Eri butted in, cutting Sayu’s statement off, and got out from her hiding spot and gave the Bunny a glare.

SAYU: Realizing what she’d done, she faced her friend Ai and mouthed a ‘Sorry’.

AI: “It’s okay.” 

SAYU: ...

AI: “And finally! Eri’s learning something great from me!” she added when an awkward silence was beginning to form.

ERI: “You’re contagious that’s why.”

AI: “Really”

ERI: “Yeah, really”

AI: “Good thing or bad thing?”

ERI: “Depends” Eri responded smiling but it quickly vanished when her stomach grumbled loudly "Oops"

AI: “I think my stomach needs some hot coffee too.”

ERI: “Hot choco it is”

AI: “Eri, I think I said hot coffee?”

ERI: “Hot choco is what I’m bringing” sticking her tongue out, she gently grabbed Sayu’s hand and waved at the patient. “Later”

SAYU: “Don’t do evil things while we’re out, okay?”  The Bunny added and winked, making Ai smile a big one.

AI:  :k-hello:

SAYU: “Now I finally get it.”  :mon determined:

AI: “Eh?”  :tama-uhh:

SAYU: “Camera is my equivalent object.”   :mon corn:

ERI “Why are we talking about camera now?”   :dunno:

SAYU: “Why not?”   :mon heh:

ERI: “Okay... and why camera?”  :on ksweat:

SAYU: “Because I can make you two smile!”  :mon lol:

ERI:   :cool2:

AI:   :tama-slide:




~~~~~
This whole thing is kinda harder than I thought  :nervous
~~~~~
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
Post by: kRisZ on February 03, 2011, 03:04:58 PM
Looks like I killed the H!P Fanfics forum after posting two non-sense Ups  XD Oh well  :D



UP5



Halting before a glass door, Risa Niigaki stared thoughtfully at the person laying still on a bed. Though her view of the patient’s face was partial, she could clearly see a hint of sadness lingering in those pair of charming eyes. They seemed lonely and lost. And before she knew it, the scene before her made her pressed a hand against her own chest, trying to give comfort to her somewhat pained heart.


Staring a little longer made her uncertainty to return into the room forgotten. But that uncertainty feeling was overthrown by sadness after a little while of gazing. What she’s seeing inside the room was breaking her heart at some point. Something she hoped to not feel but obviously, she utterly failed.


Her trance was cut off when a beaming smile and an energetic waving of hands were thrown at her. Trying to hide her startled look, she met the smile with a sheepish one and proceeded to knock and waited for a response. Upon seeing the hand gesture welcoming her to get in, she pushed the door and entered.


Hi  :hee:

Hi  :mon hi:

I think I dropped something here earlier   :shy1:

Would that be this?  :mon cute:

Oh gosh, yes.  :on ksweat:

Here...  :mon ehh:

Thank you  :kneelbow:

You're welcome  :mon heh:  Your house key?  :mon innocent:

Yes  :sweat:

You live in this town too?    :mon huh2:

Just temporarily   :hee:

Oh (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m177.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) So, you’re just renting? :mon fu:

Yes   :hee:

Any plans of giving it up?  :mon cigar:

Eh?  :dunno:

Why not give it up say tomorrow? (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m155.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

Eh? Why would I do that?  :on ksweat:

I know a place where you could stay for free. (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m159.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

Really? Where?  :on woohoo:

Here, in my dokidoki heart (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m172.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

:on drench:



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(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m078.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
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Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on February 03, 2011, 08:36:40 PM
Ai's cute dork.
And possessive bunny XD
LOL! TakaGaki epic lame joke!
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
Post by: rndmnwierd on February 03, 2011, 11:43:44 PM
 :lol: :lol: Oh  my.
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
Post by: kano-chan on February 04, 2011, 03:44:50 AM
I see.... :O Was wonder what happened to all those other fics. XD

Nice. :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
Post by: kuro808 on February 04, 2011, 04:54:50 AM
you haven't killed the fics forum.... yeah

great ones :twothumbs
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
Post by: gracula on February 07, 2011, 09:42:06 AM
It's the holidays- pretty quiet around here.

I liked the last one. These fics are starting to look like 'things to say to chicks if you wanna get slapped (unless you're cute)'.
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
Post by: kRisZ on February 11, 2011, 02:13:47 PM
I’m not sure if you’ll check this out but this is for you S!hu!.  You were the reason why I started posting lame jokes, you know that right.?. even my fics. And I still can remember you asked me once what’s my brain made of, so I squeezed that question in. Take care okay and I'll miss you... in fact I miss you already -_-





UP6


RISA: You succeeded in tricking me again   :fainted:

AI: Yes, another successful story   :mon evillaff:

RISA:  Unbelievable  :badluck:

AI:  It’s fun  :mon heh:

RISA:  Yeah, yeah  :cool1:

AI:  What?  :mon ehh:

RISA: Nothing  :on study:

AI: There is SOMETHING in that look  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m174.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

RISA: I’m just wondering  :stunned:

AI:  About what?  :mon yo:

RISA: Nothing  :on study:

Ai: Okay, I know we’ve known each other for only less than 24 hours :mon cute:  And each conversation we’ve had, I threw my antics in  :mon sweat:   So let me make up to you this time, ask me anything and I’ll answer as best as I can  :mon innocent:

RISA: It’s not a big one, just wondering   :glasses:

Ai: About?  :mon innocent:

RISA: About your brain :hee:

Ai: My brain?  :mon huh2:

RISA:  Yeah, like what it’s made of  :sweat:

Ai: Oh. Well, it’s just like other normal human beings. It has frontal lobe, parietal lobe, temporal lobe, and occipital lobe  :mon fu:

RISA:   :bored:

Ai: But you know, sometimes I’m like superman too  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m027.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

RISA: Eh?  :dunno:

Ai: My body is not made of steel though  :mon sweat:

RISA: I didn’t get you  :dunno:

AI: It’s okay  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m173.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

RISA: And?  :dunno:

AI: But like him, I do have my own weakness too  :mon yo:

RISA: Why am I having a bad feeling about this?  :stunned: This is getting farther and farther  :on study:

Ai: Well it’s true   :mon scratch:

RISA: Like kryptonite?   :on ksweat:

Ai: Yeah  :mon whimper:

RISA: So care to share what is your weakness?   :sweat:

Ai: You (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m172.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

RISA:  :fever:





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c, rnd-sama, kano-chan, kurosawa87, gracula
Doumo =)

Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11(Up4S!hu!)
Post by: rndmnwierd on February 11, 2011, 03:53:45 PM
I like how Risa gets all yawny with the regular answer. :lol:

By the way, after staring a your sig for a while, I've deduced that it looks like they're saying "Side by side." :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11(Up4S!hu!)
Post by: kuro808 on February 11, 2011, 07:18:06 PM
 :on drink: :on drink:
 :lol:

that was pretty cute
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11(Up4S!hu!)
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on February 11, 2011, 07:28:41 PM
 XD XD Gaki-san should stop asking question that makes Ai go all lame on her.
No wait, don't stop Gaki-san! Keep the lame jokes alive  :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 20Apr}
Post by: kRisZ on April 20, 2011, 05:21:25 PM
First~ gomen... obviously I broke my word...  wasn’t able to post new LJ in this thread.
Just a couple of re-posts... was trying to write the continuation of my SS-Up4 but I have a bad headache... I’ll be re-posting the others too next time.



~~~~~
For the month of MARCH  :grin:
~~~~~


 

LAME JOKE STA~TO!!!



First day of school, Takahashi Ai was eyeing  :mon star: her seat mate, Niigaki Risa  :gmon butt: [lol]


Ai: What a bummer, my pen’s not working.   :mon duh:

Risa: Uso!   :gmon blonde:

Ai: May I borrow a pen?   :mon sweat:

Risa: Sure, here.  :gmon flowers:

Ai: It ain’t working either  :mon huh2:

Risa: Sure, it does. I’ve used that one just moments ago.  :gmon cny:

Ai: Really? Here, try writing your number down and see it for yourself.  :mon lol:

Risa: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




~~~~~




LAME JOKE STA~TO!


The TakaGaki couple was having a date under a tree. Sitting on the ground while leaning on the tree was the lovely Ai Takahashi. Resting her head on Ai’s lap was the bubbly Risa Niigaki. Taka was happily whistling a random song while Gaki was happily playing with her own two feet, perching the other with the other.


Gaki: Aichan! Look! A fruit!  :luvluv1:

Taka:  Oh yeah!  :mon star:

Gaki: Quick, climb up the tree to see if it’s already ripe.  :onioncheer:

Taka: *Climbs up and holds it* Yep, I think it’s already ripe.  :mon trannie:

Gaki: Okay. Quick, climb down so that we can start plucking it using this crook.  :on woohoo:

Taka:  :mon scratch:



Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 20Apr}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on April 22, 2011, 05:36:33 PM
You have a bad headache and you did an update?
But then since you said you're bouncy in your other thread, I suppose you're okay now. You make me worried sometimes, K...

I don't think think I get the last joke, though  :dunno:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 20Apr}
Post by: kRisZ on April 23, 2011, 07:59:44 AM
^
I'm sorry, promise I won't do it again... mommy  :twisted:  XD  :P
Seriously, don't take my PMs too seriously  :)  often I'm just over-reacting to things  :nervous


Don't worry, I don't get my jokes sometimes too  XD XD XD



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I think I won't continue this one... will only do re-posts... Gomen  :nervous

So this is for the month of APRIL  XD
~~~




LAME JOKE STA~TO



Sucking her Pina Colada through a straw, Risa Niigaki, in her yellow bikini, was resting on a chair under the palm trees on a sandy beach. She was relaxing and watching the rising sun in awe with her sunglasses on when Ai Takahashi, who’s wearing a green bikini, approached and asked her:

   
AI: Are you tired?  :on ksweat:

RISA: What?  :gmon milk:

AI: Are you tired?  :hee:

RISA:
Eh?  :gmon blonde:

AI: I think you should go back to your room and rest because you were running in my mind all night.  :on gay:

RISA: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) 



 :bangchair:



PS: Bending down, the girl in green picked the girl in yellow up and carried her bridal-style.

AI: I insist  :on thumbb:




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LAME JOKE STA~TO



The crowd was loud and was wildly cheering. It was last 10 seconds for the basketball championship with a tie score. Dribbling the ball, Risa Niigaki was aiming for a three point shot when the referee, Ai Takahashi blew the whistle.


AI: Prrrrrttttttttt   :on yellcard:

RISA: Eh?  :gmon butt:

AI: Violation   :on redcard:

RISA: What?   :gmon blonde:

AI: Traveling   :on thumbb:

RISA: But, I did not!  :gmon tears:

AI: Yes you did and you still do   :glasses:   you are traveling inside my heart  :on GJ:




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(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m174.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 23Apr}
Post by: kuro808 on April 23, 2011, 08:05:30 AM
 :lol:  i give you for those :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 23Apr}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on April 24, 2011, 02:18:53 PM
LOL I thought you're the mommy  XD
You're PMs were okay, like I told you, I'm just an over-worrier sometimes  :mon sweat:

I so love how those smileys are making the jokes even more amusing  :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 23Apr}
Post by: kRisZ on May 03, 2011, 06:28:49 PM
kurosawa87
I'm almost a hundred per cent sure you'll love the below jokes  :D


C
I just realized, we're a deadly combination  :lol:




~~~~~
For the month of MAY
~~~~~




LAME JOKE STA~TO



Ai Takahashi went to visit her crush Risa Niigaki in her apartment with flowers, balloons, plushie and chocolates in both hands, determined and ready to face her fate  :mon rockstar:  When she rang the bell, her jaw dropped on the floor  :mon scare: when she saw someone other than Risa opened the door because she knew Risa live all by herself. Her eyes grew wide  :mon wtf: when she noticed that the girl had no pair of pants on, good thing her shirt was long and loose.





RISA: Who is it? *Asked Risa from inside*

SOMEONE: “Ummm, wait”  :huhuh   “Who are you?”  :)

AI: “Please tell her it’s Ai Takahashi”   :mon emo:

SOMEONE: “Ai Takahashi”  :)2

RISA: “Oh, please let her in, Someone” [lol]




Ai stepped inside apprehensive. She was even more shocked  :mon freeze: when she saw her crush only in her camisole and underpants sitting on a couch holding some things.


Slouching, she walked towards Risa  :mon oshitwc:





RISA: Hi!  :gmon hi: *was happy to see Ai*

AI: Do you have any adhesive tape?  :mon cry: * was sad and still slouching*

RISA: Eh?  :gmon blonde:

AI: Even a band-aid will do  :mon duh:

RISA: Where will you use it?  :gmon blonde:

AI: For my broken heart  :ptam-hbk:

RISA: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)



Playing cards flew in the air around Risa  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m127.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) landing in a mess on the wood-tiled floor




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LAME JOKE STA~TO



The TakaGaki couple’s inside a fast-food chain sweetly eating  :lick:  and displaying their lovey-dovey affection in public  :wub:  from time to time. Taka would feed Gaki her food and vice versa. Until Taka felt like going to the restroom because of nature’s call.


Taka: Gaki, come with me I’m going to the restroom.  :mon innocent:

Gaki: It’s okay, I’ll just wait for you here.  :gmon cny:

Taka: But you must come with me.  :mon huh2:

Gaki: But I don’t feel like peeing.  :gmon blonde:

Taka: I know  :mon sweat:   but the sign says “Please, don’t leave your valuables unattended.”   So I insist.  :mon geek:

Gaki:  :gmon pissed:


Me:  :grin:  :P  :grin:


Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 03MAY}
Post by: kuro808 on May 03, 2011, 06:34:10 PM
^  :lol: :lol: :lol:

they were amusing and it caught my attention XD
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 03MAY}
Post by: rndmnwierd on May 03, 2011, 06:36:26 PM
I definitely dug the valuables one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 03MAY}
Post by: kawaii beam on May 05, 2011, 07:14:51 PM
oh~ how i miss these jokes XD they still make me  :rofl: everytime i readthem
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 03MAY}
Post by: kRisZ on May 06, 2011, 10:26:25 AM
kurosawa87
I'm glad  ^-^

rnd-sama
If it was me, I'd put her in my pocket  XD

kawaii beam
Me too  :D



~~~~~
For the month of JUNE
~~~~~





LAME JOKE STA~TO



Risa, hand intertwined with Ai’s, brought her girlfriend into her newly discovered garden of roses near a cascading waterfall with a picnic bag in her other hand. After finding the right spot, Risa laid the picnic blanket on the ground and arranged the bentou she’d prepared for their special date.

Ai was speechless (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m025.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) [lol]  blushing (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m126.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) and awestruck  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m153.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) by the beautiful scenery and by her girlfriend's thoughtfulness.



Risa: Take a seat here.  :gmon love2:

Ai: Thank you for taking me here.    :mon innocent:

Risa: Ain’t it beautiful?  :gmon love:

Ai: Yes, it is. But you must take me to the dentist after this.   :mon whimper:

Risa: Eh?! Why?!  :gmon blonde:

Ai: Because you’re too sweet.  :mon lol:

Risa:  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)





~~~~~





LAME JOKE STA~TO


Risa Niigaki, shocked   :OMG:  pivoted and ran   :on speedy:  with a great sense of urgency after reading a new mail on her phone. She had just visited her girlfriend, Ai Takahashi, just moments ago. But no more than a minute after her departure, she received a message which said ‘Help!” from her girlfriend.



Opening the door with a little more force applied, Risa exclaimed.


RISA: Aichan! What happened?! What’s wrong?!   :frustrated:

AI: I feel weak.  :mon wind:

RISA: Eh?! But you were bouncy just moments ago!  :dunno:

AI: Haven’t I told you that lately I’m getting my strength from you?   (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m172.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

RISA:   :stunned: 

AI: :mon lol:




~~~

RISA: Ah, so that must be the reason.   :hehehe:

AI: Eh?  :mon huh:

RISA: You see, whenever I’m with you my strength’s deteriorating  :bigdeal: and I feel weak in my knees   :hee:

AI:  :mon ehh:




~~~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m176.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 06MAY}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on May 21, 2011, 08:10:40 PM
Yeah, we're a deadly combination XD

LOLOL I wonder how Risa could survive all those lame jokes from Ai
Well, at least, she threw one back at Ai.
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 06MAY}
Post by: rndmnwierd on May 21, 2011, 08:15:45 PM
That last joke was like a one-two combo to the jaw. :lol: :lol: In a good way, of course. :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {Reposts 06MAY}
Post by: kRisZ on June 02, 2011, 02:23:58 PM
Howdy (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m176.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




LAME JOKE for AiGaki's 4th Year Anniversary STA~TO



Niigaki Risa was happily walking on the street alone  :on gay:  when she noticed   :on ksweat:  someone was following her  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m159.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) She wasn’t sure at first but after twenty minutes’ walk, that person was still tailing her. Getting a little nervous   :on freeze:  she quickened her pace  :on speedy:  but the stalker was increasing her speed as well  :mon rush:  And so she went to the nearby park where people could see her and sat in an empty chair  :on hobo:  while taking side glances at the stranger   :on study:  and sure enough the stalker stopped and sat at the adjacent chair as well (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m056.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) And so as her last resort, she fished her phone out and dialed for help  :prayers:


Moments later, the police officer arrived. Getting her courage back  :onioncheer:  she stood up and faced the stalker  :onionwhip:


RISA: It’s her! It’s her!  :on thumbb:

STRANGER: Eh?   :mon huh:

POLICE OFFICER: Ma’am, what is your name?    :pig madder:

STALKER: Takahashi Ai desu  :mon huh2: 

POLICE OFFICER: Is it true that you’re stalking her?  :pig mad:

STALKER aka AI: Hai  :mon innocent:

RISA: Why were you following me?  :scolding:

AI: I was just following my mother’s advice.  :mon sweat:

RISA: Eh? You have an accomplice? What did I do to deserve this?  :OMG:

POLICE OFFICER:  Do you know that stalking is a crime?   :pig refuse:

AI: I didn’t know that following my dream is a crime now  :mon whimper:

RISA:  :on drench:

POLICE OFFICER:  :pig lazy:




AI: I think I should be the one suing you   :mon dunno:

RISA: Eh? Watashi?  :shock:

AI: Yes, anata  :mon geek:

RISA: What did I do, I didn’t even know you  :OMG:

AI: For owning my heart without asking my permission, that’s stealing you know   :mon nyah:

RISA:  :dizzy:

POLICE OFFICER: :pig sleep:





~~~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m183.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
Post by: rndmnwierd on June 02, 2011, 02:39:17 PM
 :on kimbo: :on beatup :imdead: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
Post by: kawaii beam on June 02, 2011, 04:25:01 PM
 :lol: so does that mean that the both of them are going to jail? XDD
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
Post by: badsaints on June 02, 2011, 05:28:44 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I can't believe I missed so many of your jokes (lame or not). Either way your jokes just brightened up my day :heart:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on June 03, 2011, 09:46:27 PM
 :lol:  Ai was so honest with how she's stalking Gaki-san then bam out her lame flirting
All I can say is poor police officer there or he/she could just learn from Ai  XD
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 02JUNE}
Post by: kRisZ on June 06, 2011, 01:40:43 PM
rnd-sama
 :mon trannie:  :D

kawaii beam
They could make a love nest behind bars ne~  ;D

baddie
The previous ones were almost all re-posts, so I think you've read most of them already... yes I'm confident  :lol:  :nervous
I'm glad  :heart:

C
Yes, watch and learn  XD





LAME JOKE For San-san STA~TO



Niigaki Risa was emoing  :mon POd:  at the side after noticing that Takahashi Ai was approaching  :on gay:  She made it sure that she was visible enough  :mon hanky:  so that the incoming woman could clearly see her  :on BDay: [<- ignore the HB lol]


TAKA:   :scared:

GAKI:  :mon sigh:

TAKA: What’s wrong Risa-chan?   :OMG:

GAKI: Nothing   :mon cry:

TAKA: Nothing?! With that face? Nothing?!  :frustrated:  Tell me who made you feel sad   :cool1:  and I'm going to beat the ever living shit out of that person until that moron becomes vegetable   :onionwhip:

GAKI: Oh, so you’ll beat your own self up?  :mon scratch:

TAKA: Eh? Me?  :stoned:

GAKI: Yes, you  :mon exhaust:

TAKA: What did I do?   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Someone told me that when you said ‘I like you’ to me the other day, it was only a lie  :mon wind:

TAKA: Oh  :sweat:  hehehe, yeah it’s true, it was only a lie  :bigdeal:

GAKI: See  :mon duh:

TAKA: I really don’t like you  :hee:

GAKI: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m169.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA: Because I love you  :on asmo:

GAKI:  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m204.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) <-- no idea what the characters are
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 06JUNE}
Post by: rndmnwierd on June 06, 2011, 02:24:20 PM
Oh man, that's an oldy but goody. Also at the forefront of misunderstandings!
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 06JUNE}
Post by: kawaii beam on June 06, 2011, 06:01:23 PM
OMG XD is it bad that i really imagined a nest with heart pillows with takagaki in jailjumpsuits just happily snuggling? XDD cus that was my 1st image when u said that XDDD

ur jokes are the best XD just brightened my morning krisz~
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 06JUNE}
Post by: kRisZ on June 08, 2011, 05:31:51 PM
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m161.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




LAME JOKE STA~TO





One early evening Takahashi Ai was on her way home   :on gay:  when suddenly the sky turned dark and the rain poured heavily like the heavens had left a tap running. She had nothing to help her shield from the torrents of rain except the abandoned house nearby, and so she ran   :on speedy:  and decided to take refuge in the old house. She was freezing  :on freeza:  when her heart stopped for a moment  :scared:  because she saw someone sitting in a corner  :mon emo: And it beat so fast again   :luvluv2:  when she recognized the girl, it was the stunningly gorgeous Niigaki Risa  :mon trannie:  her neighbour who she has a super-duper crush on  :wriggly:  But her heart sank again  :on polter:  when she noticed that the girl looked so fragile  :mon ill:  and helpless   :mon wind:  and shivering  :mon cold:



TAKA: Risa-chan!  :cool1:

GAKI: Oh! Aichan!  :mon hi:

TAKA: It’s very cold ne~   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Yes, it is.  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m132.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA: Oh! You're wet. Wait for a moment, I’ll look for something.  :on woohoo:

GAKI: You want me to come with you?   :mon cute:

TAKA: It’s okay, just wait here.   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Okay   :mon innocent:





Moments later




GAKI: Did you find anything?   :mon whimper:

TAKA: Nothing, not even a piece of cloth’s available   :badluck:

GAKI:  :mon exhaust:

TAKA:   :bingo:  Are you thinking what I’m thinking?  :hee:

GAKI: Eh?   :mon huh:

TAKA: You see, it’s very cold and there’s no extra clothing to protect us   :hee:

GAKI: Ah, yeah... it’s very cold   (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m196.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA: And I was just thinking a way so that we could get through this cold   :on ksweat:

GAKI: What do you have in mind?   :mon yo:

TAKA: You know, things that can keep us warm   :shy1:

GAKI:   :mon huh:

TAKA: You know, like things couples normally do in times like this  :shy2:

GAKI: Ah! I get you now   (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m207.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA: You do?   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Yes   :mon determined:

TAKA: And?  :sweat:

GAKI: Okay   :mon innocent:

TAKA: Really?   :luvluv1:

GAKI: Yes   :mon heh:

TAKA: Are you sure? Because if you’re not, we’ll find other ways   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Yes, I’m sure. And it’s a nice timing because I brought something we could use  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m177.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA: Hontou?   :wriggly:

GAKI: Un  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m155.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA:   :onionshower:  Are you ready?   :on asmo:

GAKI: Un   :mon innocent:

TAKA:   :on slopkiss:

GAKI: *picks up her bag and rummages through it*  I have instant coffee we can share here in my purse   :mon squee:  So who’s going to boil the water? Me or you?   :mon huh:

TAKA:   :on kimbo:   :fainted:   :imdead:

GAKI:    :mon huh:   :mon huh2:   (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m083.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




~~~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 08JUNE}
Post by: kuro808 on June 08, 2011, 06:01:59 PM
The classic Japanese anime fael, ouch for Ai-chan :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 08JUNE}
Post by: kawaii beam on June 08, 2011, 06:36:20 PM
XDDD OMG i wasnt expecting that ending!!! XDDDD  :thumbsup
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 08JUNE}
Post by: rndmnwierd on June 09, 2011, 01:23:59 PM
XD XD XD Poor Ai-chan :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 08JUNE}
Post by: kRisZ on June 10, 2011, 04:59:21 PM
^
^^
^^^
lol... Doumo  :D and yes I'm kinda lazy atm  :nervous

Expanding jokes is easier than writing an Up  XD 
Though that last LJ took me almost 4 hours to complete, [made me all the more dizzy  XD ] not because of the lines but because of the icon matching  -.-  lol 
But I love posting them  :D
So, here's another lame lame  :grin:





LAME JOKE STA~TO


One new couple was taking a good night rest in their king sized bed after having a good long cuddling time. But fifteen minutes or so later, Niigaki Risa was awakened  by the movements of the bed. Opening her eyes slowly to inspect, she saw the love of her life, Takahashi Ai, tossing and turning and so she snuggled closer to her woman, smiled sweetly and asked.

GAKI: Baby, what’s wrong?  :bored: 

TAKA: Oh I’m sorry Honey, did I disturb your sleep?   :mon sweat:

GAKI: It’s okay Baby. Why are you restless?  :hee:

TAKA: Just couldn’t sleep  :mon wind:

GAKI: Oh... Mama used to tell me to count sheep when I couldn’t sleep. Have you tried that one?   :bingo:

TAKA: Oh yes, in fact I’m counting atm  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Not effective?  :dunno:

TAKA: It’s not that. It’s just...  :mon yo: when I was counting, one escaped (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m185.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)   And no matter how hard I tried, couldn’t find it... where did it go? :mon look:

GAKI:   :badluck:





~~~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
Post by: rndmnwierd on June 10, 2011, 05:34:12 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: Wo~w
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
Post by: kawaii beam on June 10, 2011, 05:51:15 PM
could that have been a hitsuji that ranoff?? :D *shot* XD
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
Post by: kuro808 on June 10, 2011, 06:10:09 PM
Lame :nervous j/k

One sheep................. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol:
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on June 10, 2011, 06:54:39 PM
Whoa...fast updates!
 :lol: instant coffee
The last two jokes were kind of different than the ones before, still lame jokes though  XD
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
Post by: kRisZ on June 18, 2011, 03:26:02 PM
^
^2
^3
^4
Xie Xie  ^-^




LAME JOKE STA~TO




Takahashi Ai was hopping (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m159.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  and tumbling  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m183.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  and bouncing  :mon rush:  and wiggling  :mon dance:  when Niigaki Risa’s house was within her eye range.  After a few more hopping (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m159.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  and tumbling  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m183.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  and bouncing  :mon rush:  and wiggling  :mon dance:  she stopped and faced a parked car. She then smoothed her clothes (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m171.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  in front of the vehicle’s tinted side-window, ran her fingers through her hair (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m027.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)   checked her smile (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m081.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)   before jogging  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m044.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  towards the door and pressed the bell button.


TAKA:  Ohayou~  :mon squee:

GAKI:  Oh! Aichan,  you are early,  ohayou!  :gmon hi:

TAKA:  Am I?  :mon sweat:

GAKI:  Un.  :gmon cny:

TAKA:  Well, I woke up early, so here I am hehe  :mon heh:

GAKI:  Ah  :gmon milk:

TAKA:  Shall we?  :mon innocent:

GAKI:  Wait, let me finish this one  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m164.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  and get my knapsack

TAKA:  Okay  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m126.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)





On the street



TAKA:  Ne~ Risa-chan  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m173.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

GAKI:  Nani?  :gmon nya:

TAKA:  Where were you last night?  :mon yo:

GAKI:  I was just home?  :gmon blonde:

TAKA:  Ah, no wonder you weren’t in my mind  :mon mischief:

GAKI:   :gmon sweet:




~~~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m148.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 18JUNE}
Post by: kuro808 on June 18, 2011, 06:06:00 PM
<_<

that one was okay, understood it but OK
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 18JUNE}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on June 18, 2011, 09:21:14 PM
The emoticon kinda makes me go @_@ at the first part
I don't know what to say other than lol  XD
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 18JUNE}
Post by: resop2 on June 18, 2011, 10:00:51 PM
Should this thread be renamed the TakaGaki lame joke series?
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
Post by: alwaysYou on June 19, 2011, 02:46:34 PM
TAKA:  Where were you last night?  :mon yo:

GAKI:  I was just home?  :gmon blonde:

TAKA:  Ah, no wonder you weren’t in my mind  :mon mischief:

GAKI:   :gmon sweet:

If i'm gakisan, i will be so damn angry rather then feeling sweet..LOL
Title: Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
Post by: kRisZ on June 20, 2011, 02:58:39 AM
TAKA:  Where were you last night?  :mon yo:

GAKI:  I was just home?  :gmon blonde:

TAKA:  Ah, no wonder you weren’t in my mind  :mon mischief:

GAKI:   :gmon sweet: <-- always thought it's a ZzzzZzZ emot lol



GAKI:  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m167.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA:  :mon scare:  Risa-chan, please dun be sad  :mon pray2:

GAKI:  :gmon tears:

TAKA:  :mon exhaust:  You see, I didn’t look for you  :mon wind:

GAKI:  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m167.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA:  :mon sigh:  Because I know you were already savouring your beauty sleep inside my dokidoki heart, I didn’t want to disturb you   :mon hanky: 



(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m202.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)


There fixed lol  All the more ZzzZZz   XD
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 18JUNE}
Post by: kRisZ on June 25, 2011, 04:19:37 PM
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m176.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




LAME JOKE STA~TO




Takahashi Ai was sitting comfortably  :mon baby:  in front of the TV, clicking the remote control  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m102.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  looking for a good show to watch, when a woman about 150lbs with a big bowl of popcorn in her hands  :gmon fry:  entered into the living room  :mon olympics:  She was smiling sweetly  :gmon sing:  making her wrinkles all the more visible, it’s the love of Ai’s life, Niigaki Risa  :gmon love2: 

It’s already their bed time  :sleep:  but the couple just had their dinner date, celebrating their golden anniversary a little while ago making their tummy full  :stuffed:  and so they decided to watch TV  :temper:  The clicking sound from the remote control only stopped when a bunch of gorgeous women walk the runway  :rikaangry


TAKA: Oh, this is nice!  :mon closeup:

GAKI: Dear, here, popcorn  :gmon flowers:

TAKA: Thank you Honey  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Un  :gmon cny:

TAKA: Honey, have you seen my specs?  :mon look:

GAKI: It’s on your head  :gmon bang:

TAKA: Oh  :mon lol:

GAKI: So forgetful, you are really now old  :gmon witch:

TAKA: Hehe, looks like it  :mon sweat:

GAKI:  :gmon bye:

TAKA: Whoa! Look at those models :mon star:

GAKI: Baby, can I ask you something  :gmon milk:

TAKA: Un, go ahead  :mon determined:

GAKI: What is it that you like more about me   :gmon nya:

TAKA:  Eh?  :mon huh2:

GAKI: Is it my sexy beautiful body  :gmon twirl:  or my lovely charming face  :gmon peakaboo:

TAKA:  :mon huh:  Ummm  :mon dunno:

GAKI: Answer it, don’t be shy  :gmon shy:

TAKA:  :mon lmao:  you’re so funny, un  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m177.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)  it’s your sense of humour  :mon thumb:

GAKI: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
 




~~~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
Post by: kuro808 on June 25, 2011, 07:03:19 PM
 :lol: that was pretty good, although 150 lbs... hmm :?
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
Post by: rndmnwierd on June 25, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
Are you saying Risa's going to be a chubby grandma? 150lbs on a five foot frame? XD XD XD :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
Post by: Hart on June 26, 2011, 12:18:13 AM
How the hell did I not notice this thread before?  :banghead:

Gomen, K.  :kneelbow:

Must read everything tomorrow. Too tired now.  :fainted:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
Post by: LovelyGaki on June 26, 2011, 02:06:51 AM
A 150lbs Gaki-san  :dunno:
even if she's like 80-90ish right now :sweat:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
Post by: kRisZ on June 27, 2011, 06:37:09 PM
^1^2^3^4^7^8^9^10
 ^-^



LAME JOKE STA~TO




GAKI: Please don’t leave me!  :pleeease:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon huh:

TAKA: But I need to go   :cool2:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon huh2:

GAKI: Please, I’m begging you  :gyaaah:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon hanky:

TAKA: But Risa  :badluck:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon uggh:

GAKI: You know I can’t live without you  :depressed:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon cry:

TAKA: I know  :on study:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon annoy:

GAKI: Then how could you do this to me?  :on cloudeye:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon waterworks:

TAKA: But if I won’t, we’d both end up dead. Do you want that to happen?   :stunned:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon fierce:

GAKI: No...  :depressed:  but you’re the only reason I still live  :gyaaah:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon nwei:

TAKA: I know that   :smoke:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  :mon mad:

GAKI: Then why are you leaving me now  :gyaaah:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:   :mon whine:

TAKA: Then tell me, how are going to survive another day?   :on yellcard:

NOSY NEIGHBOR: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m191.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA: We have no more rice to cook, we need food! I need to go buy some! :on redcard:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m184.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)





 ;D
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(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
Post by: rndmnwierd on June 27, 2011, 06:39:08 PM
Oh XD Mah :lol: Gah :rofl:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
Post by: kuro808 on June 27, 2011, 06:44:31 PM
 :on redcard: j/k

that was good, nosy neighbor XD
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
Post by: kawaii beam on June 27, 2011, 06:47:29 PM
risa can live on ai-chan but ai-chan must live on food XDDD ah poor nasy neighbor XD
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
Post by: alwaysYou on June 28, 2011, 09:00:56 AM
lol..this was good..XD..
Gakisan is funny here.. :nervous
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
Post by: kRisZ on June 30, 2011, 01:16:03 PM
^1 ^2 ^3 ^4
Merci  ^-^




LAME JOKE STA~TO



After successfully completing a project, the AiGaki couple were awarded a week off from work. With the long holiday given, they decided to spend it somewhere far. But the two were still unsure where to go and so they went to a travel agency to select and book a tour.


GAKI: Baby, this one is nice ne?   :gmon love2:

TAKA: Un... this one is nice too  :mon determined:

GAKI: So, what should we pick?  :gmon cny:

TAKA: Anywhere, as long as you are there, I’m okay.  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Hontou?  :gmon shy:

TAKA: Un  :mon fu:

GAKI: Suimasen, ano... we’ll take this one   :gmon hi:

TRAVEL AGENT: That’s our best seller, a very good choice ma’am  :bingo:

GAKI: Hontou?  :gmon love:

TRAVEL AGENT: Hai  :hee:

TAKA: But please don’t book us on the same flight (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m145.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TRAVEL AGENT: Eh?  :dunno:

GAKI: Oh yeah, please do separate our flights  :gmon bye:

TRAVEL AGENT: Eh?  :dunno:

TAKA: That’s how we always do it, that's how we roll (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m027.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

GAKI: Un, because you know just in case (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m164.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TRAVEL AGENT: Just in case.?. :dunno:

TAKA: Just in case the plane gets  into trouble and crashes, one of us is safe and alive. (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m052.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

GAKI: And our dogs and penguins wouldn’t be totally orphaned  :gmon sing:

TRAVEL AGENT:   :on drench:




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(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
Post by: kawaii beam on June 30, 2011, 04:41:37 PM
dogs and pingun's wont be orphaned? XD
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
Post by: kuro808 on June 30, 2011, 06:12:58 PM
 :lol:

okay that was.... interesting
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
Post by: rndmnwierd on June 30, 2011, 06:35:57 PM
I see you saw the pocket morning weekly. :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on July 01, 2011, 11:59:14 AM
Your sense of humor XD
Nosy neighbor  :rofl:
They got penguins? lol awesome
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
Post by: kRisZ on July 02, 2011, 08:37:24 AM
^1 ^2 ^3 ^4
Danke  ^-^





LAME JOKE STA~TO




TAKA: Risa-chan  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Nani?  :hee:

TAKA: Can I ask you a favor?  :mon cute:

GAKI: Of course, what is it?  :on cny1:

TAKA: May I see your driver’s license?  :mon ehh:

GAKI: Eh?  :dunno:

TAKA: Just wanna be sure you have one  :mon sweat:

GAKI: Eh? Why?  :dunno:

TAKA: Because you’re so driving me crazy  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m172.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

GAKI:  :on drench:

TAKA:  :mon lol: 

GAKI: Haiz! Let’s go  :smoke:

TAKA: Hai  :mon heh: 




Inside the car, Taka was holding her breath because her driver, Risa, was silent and driving a little too fast.


TAKA: Ummm, Risa-chan  :mon huh2:

GAKI:  Un  :stunned:

TAKA: Are you angry?  :mon cute:

GAKI: No  :on study:

TAKA: Are you sure?  :mon yo:

GAKI: Un  :stunned:




Taka didn’t press the issue any further because she sensed something’s wrong with the atmosphere. However, after a couple of miles drive and the speed stayed the same, she couldn’t hold her silence anymore especially now that they’re nearing a crowded place and so she opened her mouth again
 

TAKA: Risa-chan  :mon yo:

GAKI: Un   :stunned:

TAKA: Are you sure you’re not angry?  :mon scratch:

TAKA: Un  :on study:

GAKI: Because if you are, I can...  :mon whimper:

TAKA: I told you, I’m not! What makes you think I’m angry?  :on thumbb:

TAKA: Because we’ve been driving a little too fast   :mon emo:

GAKI: Eh? We are?  :dunno:

TAKA: Yes, we are. That’s why if you are angry, you can stop the car anytime and I will drive  :mon hanky:

GAKI: Eh!?! I’m the one driving!?!  :shock:

TAKA:  :mon wtf:

GAKI:  :OMG:

TAKA: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m205.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

GAKI: Now, that’s the literal meaning of driving you crazy. Muahahahaha  :wahaha:





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(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 02JULY2011}
Post by: kuro808 on July 02, 2011, 08:55:58 AM
^ enter Britney spears  :lol:

Okay that was quite funny, although literal driving  :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 02JULY2011}
Post by: kRisZ on July 03, 2011, 08:46:09 AM
^
 ^-^




LAME JOKE STA~TO




One quiet afternoon in the MM classroom, the naughty student, Takahashi Ai, was drooling while eyeing the classroom’s prim and proper student, Niigaki Risa, who was sitting three seats away from her. They are well-known as the ‘dog and cat’ of the room because they quarrel a lot. The older loves teasing the younger while the younger hates the attention.

When their teacher left to get something, the evidently love-struck naughty one saw it as a chance to talk to her apple of her eyes. And so she stood up and cleared her throat. 



TAKA: Risa-chan  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m173.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) 

GAKI: Hai?  :gmon butt:

TAKA: I think you’re my prohibited drug  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Eh?  :gmon blonde:

TAKA: Because I’m so high whenever you’re around  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m172.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




The whole room erupted in a roar of laughter  :hiakhiakhiak: and tons of teasing followed  :onioncheer:   making the younger blush furiously   :gmon sweet:  and feel uncomfortable  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)   Taking a deep breath, she stood up and faced the grinning Ai.



 
GAKI: I think you’re my prohibited drug too  :gmon bang:

TAKA: Eh? You feel the same way?  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m207.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

GAKI: No! My life’s always a mess when you’re around  :gmon no:

TAKA:  :mon lol:





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(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 03JULY2011}
Post by: kuro808 on July 03, 2011, 08:49:04 AM
ok that was okay.... :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 03JULY2011}
Post by: kRisZ on July 10, 2011, 11:37:02 AM
^
 ^-^





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For August  :D
~~~~~




LAME JOKE STA~TO




Risa Niigaki was discreetly following and observing the apple of her eyes, Ai Takahashi, form a distance. She was also busy clicking her Gakiphone, capturing some candid pictures of her long time secretly-so-admired friend. The object of her desire was busy styling her hair in front of a mirror and so her captured pictures were mostly of back view and side view poses.

When her secretly-so-loved friend was done with her hair and make up, she turned around and walked towards her direction, and so Risa changed her position to appear busy with other things, but a pair of eyes was observing her for some time without her knowing.


ERI:  :hehehe: Aichan, can I ask for a medicine for swelling?  :hee:

AI: Swelling of what?  :mon huh:

ERI: Swelling of the heart.   :bingo:

AI: Eh?!  :mon scratch:

ERI: And I know you’re the only person that has that medicine.   :on cny1:

AI: Eh?! :mon huh2:

ERI: You see, my best friend here *points at Risa* is so into you, her heart will explode any minute now.  :onionshower:

RISA: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)




~~~~~




LAME JOKE STA~TO




Ai Takahashi was taking her evening walk  :mon olympic:  enjoying the glow and warmth of the moon over the lovely AiGaki mountain when she saw her friend, Risa Niigaki coming her way  :mon olympics:  And so she beamed the warmest smile (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m207.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) she could produce at her friend, only to be disappointed (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m017.gif) (http://www.laymark.com) when the said friend did not pay her any attention and continued to walk :mon olympics:



AI: Why are you like this?  :mon wind:

RISA: Huh?  :gmon blonde:

AI: Most of the time, we walk past each other like strangers  :mon hanky:

RISA:  :gmon blonde:

AI: You hardly greet me when we meet on the streets. (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m169.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

RISA: Eh?  :gmon butt:

AI: Which makes me wonder, are we gonna be still friends in five years’ time?  :mon whimper:

RISA:  :roll: Hmmm  :gmon getout:  I'm not sure about that, maybe we won't  :gmon no:

AI:  :mon waterworks:

RISA: Because by then, you’re already my wife  :gmon shy:





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~~~~~
For September ( Just in case  ;D )
~~~~~




LAME JOKE STA~TO




Ai’s head hurts  :mon cold: Scrunching up her nose in slight discomfort, she slowly opened her eyes while trying to think what had happened before she lost her consciousness :mon huh:  And then she remembered :mon star: she stepped onto something slimy  :mon woo:   gave out a manly scream  :mon XD: and fell onto the grassy ground, hard (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m199.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)



Deciding to stay in her laying position, she stared onto the blue sky and heard some birds chirping in the nearby bushes. It calmed her. It made her forget about the headache. It’s a nice day, perfect for a picnic date she thought. And then without any warning a lovely face blocked her view   :gmon peakaboo:



RISA: Are you alright?   :gmon hi:



Batting her eyes, Ai’s smile slowly crept onto her face  :mon lol:  trying really hard to look innocent but sexy at the same time.



AI: Am I in heaven now? :mon cute:


RISA: EH? What makes you think you’re in heaven?  :gmon blonde:


AI: Because I can see an angel in front of me   :mon heh:


RISA: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)



~~~

AI: Can I undress you? I promise it won’t take long  :mon innocent:


RISA: EH?! What?! Why?!   :gmon butt:


AI: So that I'll know how angels hide their wings. (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m172.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)


RISA: :gmon pissed:




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(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsYES 10JULY2011}
Post by: kuro808 on July 10, 2011, 11:47:26 AM
^ for those, that was quite good and the first one was awesome
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsYES 10JULY2011}
Post by: kRisZ on August 26, 2011, 12:37:42 PM
LAME JOKE For a Decade of AiGaki~ness STATO~



One afternoon inside the MM classroom, everyone looked frantic because their teacher gave them a surprise quiz. And then, murmurs here and there were heard as the unprepared students tried to get some answers from their intelligent classmates when their teacher stepped out for a bit.


TAKA: Psst, Risa-chan.  :mon psst:

GAKI: Eh?   :gmon butt:

TAKA: How do we say 'I LOVE YOU' in Japanese?  :mon huh:   (Like they’re not Japanese  ;D)

GAKI: *Confused for a sec she paused but after thinking that her seatmate might have a different set, she answered* Daisuki   :gmon cny:

TAKA: Sure? :mon cute:

GAKI: Un  :gmon milk:

TAKA: Really, really, really sure?  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Yes  :gmon bye:

TAKA: Watashi mo daisuki  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m172.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

GAKI: (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m189.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)





~~~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m188.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsYES 26AUG2011}
Post by: Sancho on August 26, 2011, 08:38:45 PM
These UP (what is UP anyway?) chapters are cool. It's like reading a 4 panel comic strip. Good work there.

I wonder if I could use some of those lines. :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsYES 26AUG2011}
Post by: kRisZ on August 27, 2011, 07:19:20 AM
^
UP is Update  :P I used to use chapter before but my works were kind of short and using chapter on them kinda made me cringe, so there  :D


No harm in trying yeah? and when you do please let us know the result  :D
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 26AUG2011}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on August 27, 2011, 06:53:00 PM
Lolol that sneaky Ai...
Maybe you should say you're not gonna be responsible for what happen if people use those  :P
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 26AUG2011}
Post by: kRisZ on August 29, 2011, 01:53:47 AM
^
I'll give you two scenarios, let's play  :D

Scene 1
C: K, the lame jokes worked. She sweetly smiled at me!
K: Yay! I'm glad!

Scene 2
C: Gosh, I was slapped because of your posted lame jokes
K: What lame jokes?

 XD
And if it's really you, the ebil inside me would be like  :wahaha:


Okay, I was just kidding people  :D  or not  :twisted:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 26AUG2011}
Post by: kRisZ on September 01, 2011, 02:43:50 PM
LAME JOKE For AiButt's Birth Month STA~TO



The TakaGaki best friends were strolling around the park when the rain started to descend and so they entered into a cafeteria and do the thing that best friends usually do, chitchatting, until silence took over when Taka longingly stared at the pouring rain.


GAKI: Ne~ Aichan, what’s wrong?  :mon huh:
 
TAKA: Nothing, just thinking about something  :cool2:

GAKI: What is it?  :mon huh2:

TAKA: About dreams and rain  :cool1:

GAKI: Oh  :mon cute:

TAKA: Can I ask you a question?  :dunno:

GAKI: Of course  (http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m176.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA: Is kissing someone under the rain one of your fantasies too?  :bingo:

GAKI: That's every girl's dream, so yes  :mon inluv:   why? 

TAKA: Oh nothing, just asking  :on ksweat:

GAKI: So, it’s one of yours too?  :mon heh:

TAKA: No, but I want to be that someone in your dream  :on GJ:

GAKI:  :mon ko:



~~~
(http://www.laymark.com/i/m/m183.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
Post by: kuro808 on September 01, 2011, 06:11:06 PM
Meh, its really cute though :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on September 03, 2011, 05:56:16 PM
@K
 :lol:  I wouldn't even dare to do that. Although if I do, most likely scene 2 would happen (I can already picture your ebil grin  XD)

You should make Gaki-san do the lame jokes next time, it's been a while since she did that instead.
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
Post by: kRisZ on September 04, 2011, 04:02:45 PM
^^
Toe siya as always  ^-^


^
I'll pm you a sample of that ebil grin  :halo:
I'll try to do that next LJ, I just don't know when  :grin:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
Post by: badsaints on September 09, 2011, 12:05:27 PM
Ohmahgawd I miss this icon  :cool2: :cool2: :cool2:


Weird thing... I actually laughed at some of the jokes *gasp*
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
Post by: kRisZ on December 24, 2011, 01:26:15 PM
^ I miss that icon too more than I miss you  :twisted:  XD  :P  I wonder if it's possible to miss that icon of yours more   :D




LAME JOKE STA~TO



Inside the H!P library, with a pencil tucked behind her ear lots of books sprawled on her table, busy reading and flipping the pages, was the new MM Riida, Niigaki Risa   :mon study:


TAKA: Yesterday was the last day of the exams, ain’t it?  :gmon peakaboo:

GAKI: Geez! Aichan! You startled me!   :mon scare:

TAKA:  :gmon sing:

GAKI: Umm, yeah.  :mon study:

TAKA: So, what are you doing with these thick books?   :gmon cny:

GAKI: I’m just researching for something  :mon study:

TAKA: And that is?  :gmon milk:

GAKI: You see, everyone from our class has been whispering that you’re like a magnet  (http://www.laymark.com/l/m/m197.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

TAKA: Eh?  :gmon blonde:

GAKI: And I so can’t afford to lose  :mon annoy: that’s why I’m here looking for a way to make myself a steel that way you’ll only be attracted to me  :mon geek:

TAKA: (http://www.laymark.com/l/m/m202.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)



~~~
:grin:
~~~

:mon santa2: :mon santa3: MERRY CHRISTMAS AiGaki Lovers!!!   :mon santa3: :mon santa2:

:mon santa4:   :mon santa4:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 24DEC2011}
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on December 24, 2011, 06:26:46 PM
lololol awesome! This is the rare time where Gaki's the one with the lame joke
I'm with Taka (http://www.laymark.com/l/m/m202.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)

And Merry Christmas people!  :)
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 24DEC2011}
Post by: kRisZ on November 23, 2012, 04:06:29 PM
LAME JOKE STA~TO




Once upon a day, Ai invited Gaki for a trip. They went to a very far away land. They strolled through the greenery. Walked along the beach   :mon olympic:  :mon olympics: Savored the clean rural air. Gazed at the clear blue sky. Basically enjoying some bonding time together with nature   :mon trannie:  :gmon peakaboo:  Finally feeling tired after the hours adventure, they sat on a bench, eat some sundae and drank some tea  :mon sundae:  :gmon milk:



AI:  Wait here, gonna go somewhere for a bit, okay?    :mon innocent:

RISA:  Okay   :gmon cny:

AI:    :mon trudge:



Minutes passed by, Risa was still waiting in the corner   :gmon nya:   
Another minute passed. Then another. And another. And countless another minutes. And she was still at the corner waiting. Until it hit her  :gmon blonde:   Ai left her and that’s when she could no longer stop her tears from sliding down her cheeks, and sobbed like a little girl  :gmon tears:

A few meters away was Ai, looked all smitten  :mon lovelaff: 
And after a short moment, she appeared in front the crying girl, looked her in the eyes, and wiped the tears away   :mon innocent:



AI:  I never thought you needed me this much. I’m so sorry and I promise you that I’ll always stay by your side from now on and I promise to make you happy always   :mon innocent:

RISA:  You nuts? My wallet is in your bag, how can I buy my ticket and get home? It’s almost dinner and mama is waiting! Give me my wallet at once!  :gmon pissed:





~~~~~
Not sure if it was funny, that's why I added the line without icons...
Not sure if I conveyed it correctly but the joke in my language was funny
 ;D
~~~~~
Deleted the line without icons, I heard a whisper from someone  ^-^

PS :mon sundae:  <- I loves this new(?) emoticon  :mon sundae:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: yellow on November 23, 2012, 05:02:18 PM
i don't how to interpret to you but I can tell you I somehow catch your humor in it.  :thumbup
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: rndmnwierd on November 24, 2012, 01:21:50 AM
Lols XD
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: alwaysYou on November 24, 2012, 03:10:36 PM
Yeahhhhhhh..AiGaki jokes are back!!!!! :thumbsup
i always feel that aichan is very poor thing in your jokes..LOL..
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on November 24, 2012, 04:30:12 PM
yellow
Quote
I somehow catch your humor in it.
Yay!  :deco:   thanks  ^-^


rnd-sama
 :grin:
Happy Birthday once again!!!  :guitar:
Here, kisses  :ptam-kiss:  :on slopkiss:  :gmon heartu:


AA
Quote
i always feel that aichan is very poor thing in your jokes..LOL..
And here comes another  ;D




LAME JOKE STA~TO


AI:  Will you be my girlfriend?   :on asmo:

RISA:  Eh?  :gmon butt:   But we just met today.  :gmon blonde:

AI:  Just say yes, we’ll reach that stage just the same   :bigdeal:

RISA:  Okay  :gmon bye:   I’m now your girlfriend  :gmon cny: 

AI:  YES!   :on woohoo:  :shy2:  :nya:  :wriggly:

RISA:  Ok  :gmon cny:   Now we’re through  :gmon milk:

AI:  Huh?  :stoned:   But we just started  :on ksweat:

RISA:  We’ll reach that stage just the same   :gmon hot:

AI:    :on drench:




 ;D
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: yellow on November 24, 2012, 05:08:47 PM
really is one bucket of cold waters came splashing on her... :on drench:
poor aichan :on cloudeye:

why you always like torturing her in your fictions  :?
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: rndmnwierd on November 25, 2012, 10:02:31 AM
That's one way to get someone off your back, lol :lol: :lol: And thanks again!
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on November 26, 2012, 05:04:57 PM
yellow
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why you always like torturing her in your fictions
The more I torture, the more I love.?.  :grin:

rnd-sama
True  :D





LAME JOKE STA~TO



It's pay day and as always everything goes to her better half


AI:  This is not... complete?   :dunno:

RISA:  Oh yeah. Eri invited me for a drink after work   :mon heh:

AI:  Drink? All of that 60,000 yen was all drink?   :on redcard:

RISA:  Eer... I paid 10,000 for the drinks and gave the 50,000 to the dancer   :mon sweat:

AI:  Dancer?  :shock:   Someone you know?

RISA:  No  :mon ehh:

AI:   :OMG:

RISA:  Honey, hear me out first   :mon cute:

AI:  This better be good Risa! Or you're in big trouble   :on thumbb:

RISA:   :mon yell:  Hai...

AI:  I'm listening  :smoke:

RISA: When I entered into the place and saw her my heart ached... because she had no clothes on, and so I gave her money to buy some   :mon whimper:





 :mon sundae:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kuro808 on November 26, 2012, 05:16:48 PM
I wonder who was the dancer? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: rndmnwierd on November 26, 2012, 11:03:33 PM
XD Lol
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: yellow on November 27, 2012, 02:01:53 AM
yellow
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why you always like torturing her in your fictions
The more I torture, the more I love.?.  :grin:
XD to be frank i also quite enjoy your torture on her... please continue

back to topic:
obviously... gaki is lying through her teeth  :smh
if i was aichan, i will tell her straight to spend her night in the living room on the couch for the whole month.  :pirate:

btw, who's that dancer?  :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on December 05, 2012, 03:06:38 PM
Let's try forget negative things on earth for a moment and have a

LAME JOKE STA~TO


One late afternoon, Gaki Mama was on the front porch knitting a scarf, when their long time neighbor, Aichan, arrived.

AI:  Niigaki-san, konichiwa  :mon hi: 

RISA MAMA:  Oh Aichan, Konichiwa  :ptam-glow:

AI:  Niigaki-san, ano...  :mon cute:

RISA MAMA:  Yes, dear?  :ptam-aww:

AI:  May I borrow a flashlight for a sec? Light’s broken and I need to get something in the attic. I promise to give it back right away.  :mon sweat: 

RISA MAMA:  Un, sure. Get it from Risa-chan, she’s inside  :ptam-ok:

AI:  Thanks, Niigaki-san you’re the best  :mon heh:




Inside, the trouble-maker-around-Risa, Ai  :mon trudge:   saw the younger busy  :on study:



AI:  BOO!!!  :mon cweepy:

RISA:  Whaaaaaaaaa!  :OMG:

AI:   :mon lmao:

RISA:   :angry1:

AI:   :mon lol:

RISA:  :on study:

AI:  Nee, Gakisan  :mon innocent:

RISA:  HAI!?!  :grr:

AI:  Can I kiss you?  :mon kissy:

RISA:  OKAASAAAAAN!  :frustrated:

RISA MAMA:  *answers from outside* Yes?  :ptam-glow:

RISA:  AICHAN'S BEING HERSELF AGAIN!!! SHE'S ASKING FOR SOMETHING!!!  :on voodoo:

RISA MAMA:  *answers from outside again* Just give it to her Dear, she’d already asked for my permission and I said yes  :ptam-vain:

RISA:   :cool2:


~~~

AI:   :mon crazyinlove:

RISA:   :grr:

AI:   :mon brush:

RISA:   :temper: 

AI:   I'm ready  :mon innocent:

RISA:   :kickass:




~~~~~
 :mon sundae:
~~~~~


k-kun
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I wonder who was the dancer?
I'm tempted to name a name but I'll leave that to your imagination  :grin:

rnd-sama
 :D

yellow
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to be frank i also quite enjoy your torture on her... please continue
Don't worry, I will  :grin:

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if i was aichan, i will tell her straight to spend her night in the living room on the couch for the whole month.
Whole month? That's kinda long  XD  Well, I have a solution, Risa could just crawl up on the couch  :P

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btw, who's that dancer?
Feel free to imagine  :P
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kuro808 on December 05, 2012, 05:15:04 PM

k-kun
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I wonder who was the dancer?
I'm tempted to name a name but I'll leave that to your imagination  :grin:

TBH I had a feeling that would be the answer

Back to the joke.... :lol: :lol:  GJ Ai-chan
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: yellow on December 06, 2012, 04:21:21 AM
 :rofl:

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to be frank i also quite enjoy your torture on her... please continue
Don't worry, I will  :grin:
please then  XD

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if i was aichan, i will tell her straight to spend her night in the living room on the couch for the whole month.
Whole month? That's kinda long  XD  Well, I have a solution, Risa could just crawl up on the couch  :P
XD i have a much better one here: get Gaki-san to be the one under and restricted her on the bed so that she can't fight back and let Aichan to do whatever she want to do with her as punishment  XD XD


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btw, who's that dancer?
Feel free to imagine  :P
:roll: :shocked :w00t:  :cathappy:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on December 22, 2012, 03:23:52 AM
kuro-kun
 :D

yellow
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i have a much better one here: get Gaki-san to be the one under and restricted her on the bed so that she can't fight back and let Aichan to do whatever she want to do with her as punishment  XD XD
:drool:  lol





LAME JOKE STA~TO



With nothing to do, Gaki decided to play with Taka

RISA:  Ne, Aichan. Say UMOU [Feathers] ten times  :hee:
AI:  :mon dunno:
RISA: Play with me!  :on cny1:
AI:  Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou  :mon dance:
RISA:  What’s the Japanese term for wings?   :whistle:
AI:  Umou  :mon squee:
RISA:  Hahaha!  :wahaha:   Wrong! It’s Tsubasa  :on lol:
AI:   :mon ko:
RISA:   :on gay:
AI:  :mon determined:  My turn. Say CHOUDO IMA   :mon innocent:
RISA:  Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima  :onionshower:
AI:  When will you say yes and be my girlfriend?  :mon cute:
RISA:  Choudo ima  :bingo:
AI:   :mon fyeah:
RISA:  :stoned:


Umou = Feathers
Tsubasa = Wing
Choudo ima = At this precise moment





 :D
Lame
 :P
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: yellow on December 22, 2012, 04:49:10 AM
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yellow
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i have a much better one here: get Gaki-san to be the one under and restricted her on the bed so that she can't fight back and let Aichan to do whatever she want to do with her as punishment  XD XD
:drool:  lol
please don't think dirty  :halo:

gaki got tricked  :mon fyeah: :mon fyeah: :mon fyeah:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 22, 2012, 09:31:25 AM
Sneaky Ai! XD
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kuro808 on December 22, 2012, 09:50:48 AM
Risa :lol: Ai won the matchup
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: MsSmigge on December 22, 2012, 11:51:13 AM
Lol, way to go Ai! XD Sneaky but cute~
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on December 25, 2012, 03:55:27 AM
yellow
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please don't think dirty  :halo:
Kinda hard not to think dirty when one is under and the other is on top  :drool:  :drool:  :drool: lol


rnd-sama
Ne  :D


kuro-kun
Yes, she did. Let's see how long will that luck last  :grin:


MsSmigge
 :mon hi: Thanks  :D





LAME JOKE STA~TO



One smiling girl texted her girlfriend

RISA:  Honey, come to my house. No one’s home  :gmon sing:

AI:   :ding:  :luvluv1:  :luvluv2:  :wriggly:  :on bleed:  :shy2:  Okay  :on GJ:

 
Girlfriend’s half walking half running, overly excited that she’s stumbling here, stumbling there, and stumbling everywhere on the way.  :on gay:
In front of her girlfriend’s house door she squealed  :nya:  and smiled  :shy1:  before excitedly knocking on the door. Five minutes later, she was still all smiles while knocking  :hee:  But another several five minutes later she was already knocking here, knocking there and knocking everywhere  :dunno:

AI:  Tsk! No one is really home  :smoke:




 :grin:


~~~~~
Merry Christmas Everyone!  ^-^
~~~~~

Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: yellow on December 25, 2012, 04:05:41 AM
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yellow
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please don't think dirty  :halo:
Kinda hard not to think dirty when one is under and the other is on top  :drool:  :drool:  :drool: lol
:grin:

aichan got tricked  :catglare:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: MsSmigge on December 25, 2012, 08:55:07 AM
Risa, you evil xD I'm sure she was behind the corner laughing to Ai  :rofl:

Merry Christmas to you yoo~
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kuro808 on December 25, 2012, 09:02:11 AM
No one was home...

Risa WTH!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on December 25, 2012, 01:29:20 PM
yellow
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aichan got tricked  :catglare:
It's her turn this time  ;D

MsSmigge
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Risa, you evil xD I'm sure she was behind the corner laughing to Ai  :rofl:
:grin:  Don't we all sometimes love teasing our love partners?   :halo:

kuro-kun
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Risa WTH!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's Risa FTW  :grin:





LAME JOKE STA~TO



Gaki was at the store where Taka works. She was so engrossed in looking at the hung clothes that she didn't notice the drooling Taka at the side

AI:  Can I borrow a kiss?  :mon inluv:
 
RISA:  Gezz! Aichan!  :stoned:

AI:  I promise I’ll give it back  :mon dance:

RISA:  Tsk!   :grr:

AI:  Hehe  :mon heh:

RISA:  How much is this one?  :stunned:

AI:  For you, 20 kisses is enough  :mon trannie:

RISA:  Aichan!  :grr:

AI:  Okay 10, but on the lips.   :mon determined:

RISA:  Haiz!  :badluck:

AI:  What? It’s only skin touching skin  :mon innocent:

RISA:  :bingo:  Okay, deal. 

AI:  Really?  :mon star:

RISA:  Un. Reserve that one for me.  :hee:

AI:  Really, really, really?  :mon crazyinlove:

RISA:  Un. I’ll be back in a bit :byebye:

AI:   :mon lovelaff:

RISA:  Aichan, this is my other grandma. She’s buying that for me.  :on GJ:





 ;D
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: MsSmigge on December 25, 2012, 03:00:46 PM
And Risa continues being an evil person!!! XD Must be hard for Ai, for she is teased so much by her love~
But teasing your loved one is only cute~
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: yellow on December 26, 2012, 02:49:55 AM
i don't think aichan will mind it either  :rofl: as like she has stated it's just skin touching skin.

i think instead on lips, for grandma, is on the hand.

if on the lips, i think maybe gaki's grandma is an expert in kissing and little aichan got addicted :twisted: and next time wanna kiss and kissed by grandma instead of the bean XD
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 26, 2012, 05:13:26 AM
Lmao, long suffering Risa getting ai back
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kRisZ on November 16, 2013, 02:20:14 AM
Howdy  ^-^


rnd-sama, yellow, MsSmigge  doumo  :D




LAME JOKE For 88 STATO~



Somewhere inside the MM building...

SAYU: BOO!!!  :gmon peakaboo:
AI: UWAHHH!!!  :mon wtf:
SAYU: Hehehe  :gmon sing:
AI: Sayuuuu!  :mon duh:
SAYU: Sorry  :gmon love2:
AI: You scared me.  :mon wind:
SAYU: Hehe... I was looking at you from afar and you looked so restless, why?   :gmon love:
AI: I need to get home.  :mon whimper:
SAYU: Why? What’s wrong?  :gmon butt:
AI: Nothing big  :mon butt3:
SAYU: Can I help?  :gmon blonde:
AI: Not really  :mon scratch:
SAYU: Oh... you know you can always ask, right?  :gmon blonde:
AI: I know that. And thanks. But it’s something that I have to do on my own  :mon cute:
SAYU: Okay  :gmon cny:
AI: I just need to get home and take off Gakisan’s panty  :mon innocent:
KOUHAIS: EHHH!!!?!!!  :dizzy: :sweat: :stoned: :on lol: :nya: :stunned: :on_hot: :on ksweat:
SAYU: Oi! Aichan!  :gmon bang:
AI: What? What? What happened?  :mon look:
SAYU: I honestly don’t mind you talking like that... but you know, those *points*  :gmon shy:
AI: Eh!? What did I do?  :mon huh:
SAYU: You sounded like a pervert  :gmon hot:
AI: EH!?!  :mon huh2:
SAYU: Taking off someone’s panty is kinda too much for some of those *points*   :gmon fry:
AI: When did taking off a panty become a perverted thing to do?  :mon scratch:
SAYU: Eh? Are you okay?  :gmon blonde:
AI:  Apart from being a little uncomfortable right now, yes I am.  :mon butt3:  Maybe it’s because of the lace or it’s not my size, I don’t know. It’s really itchy and I need to take this off or I’ll bleed from too much scratching.  :mon psst:
SAYU:  :gmon witch:
KOUHAIS:  :pig laugh: :pig sleep: :pig red:



I want to say sweet things but after that second to the last convo/topic we've had... can't help but think of the word pedo  :bleed eyes:
Can't believe that this is my 5th year being around on your birthday... long long  ^-^

Happy Birthday!!!  :flower:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: kuro808 on November 16, 2013, 02:39:42 AM
Geez, Ai-chan so blunt XD

Poor Kouhais :lol:
Title: Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
Post by: MsSmigge on November 16, 2013, 10:25:51 AM
YAY AN UPDATE!!

It took me a while to get the joke (slow, I know....) but then I got it  :lol: Ai scared the crap out of the kouhais  XD

Nice update~
Title: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series _
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