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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 26AUG2011}
« Reply #80 on: August 29, 2011, 01:53:47 AM »
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I'll give you two scenarios, let's play  :D

Scene 1
C: K, the lame jokes worked. She sweetly smiled at me!
K: Yay! I'm glad!

Scene 2
C: Gosh, I was slapped because of your posted lame jokes
K: What lame jokes?

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And if it's really you, the ebil inside me would be like  :wahaha:


Okay, I was just kidding people  :D  or not  :twisted:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 26AUG2011}
« Reply #81 on: September 01, 2011, 02:43:50 PM »
LAME JOKE For AiButt's Birth Month STA~TO



The TakaGaki best friends were strolling around the park when the rain started to descend and so they entered into a cafeteria and do the thing that best friends usually do, chitchatting, until silence took over when Taka longingly stared at the pouring rain.


GAKI: Ne~ Aichan, what’s wrong?  :mon huh:
 
TAKA: Nothing, just thinking about something  :cool2:

GAKI: What is it?  :mon huh2:

TAKA: About dreams and rain  :cool1:

GAKI: Oh  :mon cute:

TAKA: Can I ask you a question?  :dunno:

GAKI: Of course 

TAKA: Is kissing someone under the rain one of your fantasies too?  :bingo:

GAKI: That's every girl's dream, so yes  :mon inluv:   why? 

TAKA: Oh nothing, just asking  :on ksweat:

GAKI: So, it’s one of yours too?  :mon heh:

TAKA: No, but I want to be that someone in your dream  :on GJ:

GAKI:mon ko:



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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
« Reply #82 on: September 01, 2011, 06:11:06 PM »
Meh, its really cute though :lol:
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
« Reply #83 on: September 03, 2011, 05:56:16 PM »
@K
 :lol:  I wouldn't even dare to do that. Although if I do, most likely scene 2 would happen (I can already picture your ebil grin  XD)

You should make Gaki-san do the lame jokes next time, it's been a while since she did that instead.


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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
« Reply #84 on: September 04, 2011, 04:02:45 PM »
^^
Toe siya as always  ^-^


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I'll pm you a sample of that ebil grin  :halo:
I'll try to do that next LJ, I just don't know when  :grin:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
« Reply #85 on: September 09, 2011, 12:05:27 PM »
Ohmahgawd I miss this icon  :cool2: :cool2: :cool2:


Weird thing... I actually laughed at some of the jokes *gasp*

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?-- 01SEPT2011}
« Reply #86 on: December 24, 2011, 01:26:15 PM »
^ I miss that icon too more than I miss you  :twisted:  XD  :P  I wonder if it's possible to miss that icon of yours more   :D




LAME JOKE STA~TO



Inside the H!P library, with a pencil tucked behind her ear lots of books sprawled on her table, busy reading and flipping the pages, was the new MM Riida, Niigaki Risa   :mon study:


TAKA: Yesterday was the last day of the exams, ain’t it?  :gmon peakaboo:

GAKI: Geez! Aichan! You startled me!   :mon scare:

TAKA:  :gmon sing:

GAKI: Umm, yeah.  :mon study:

TAKA: So, what are you doing with these thick books?   :gmon cny:

GAKI: I’m just researching for something  :mon study:

TAKA: And that is?  :gmon milk:

GAKI: You see, everyone from our class has been whispering that you’re like a magnet 

TAKA: Eh?  :gmon blonde:

GAKI: And I so can’t afford to lose  :mon annoy: that’s why I’m here looking for a way to make myself a steel that way you’ll only be attracted to me  :mon geek:

TAKA:



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:mon santa2: :mon santa3: MERRY CHRISTMAS AiGaki Lovers!!!   :mon santa3: :mon santa2:

:mon santa4:   :mon santa4:
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 24DEC2011}
« Reply #87 on: December 24, 2011, 06:26:46 PM »
lololol awesome! This is the rare time where Gaki's the one with the lame joke
I'm with Taka

And Merry Christmas people!  :)


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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 24DEC2011}
« Reply #88 on: November 23, 2012, 04:06:29 PM »
LAME JOKE STA~TO




Once upon a day, Ai invited Gaki for a trip. They went to a very far away land. They strolled through the greenery. Walked along the beach   :mon olympic:  :mon olympics: Savored the clean rural air. Gazed at the clear blue sky. Basically enjoying some bonding time together with nature   :mon trannie:  :gmon peakaboo:  Finally feeling tired after the hours adventure, they sat on a bench, eat some sundae and drank some tea  :mon sundae:  :gmon milk:



AI:  Wait here, gonna go somewhere for a bit, okay?    :mon innocent:

RISA:  Okay   :gmon cny:

AI:    :mon trudge:



Minutes passed by, Risa was still waiting in the corner   :gmon nya:   
Another minute passed. Then another. And another. And countless another minutes. And she was still at the corner waiting. Until it hit her  :gmon blonde:   Ai left her and that’s when she could no longer stop her tears from sliding down her cheeks, and sobbed like a little girl  :gmon tears:

A few meters away was Ai, looked all smitten  :mon lovelaff: 
And after a short moment, she appeared in front the crying girl, looked her in the eyes, and wiped the tears away   :mon innocent:



AI:  I never thought you needed me this much. I’m so sorry and I promise you that I’ll always stay by your side from now on and I promise to make you happy always   :mon innocent:

RISA:  You nuts? My wallet is in your bag, how can I buy my ticket and get home? It’s almost dinner and mama is waiting! Give me my wallet at once!  :gmon pissed:





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Not sure if it was funny, that's why I added the line without icons...
Not sure if I conveyed it correctly but the joke in my language was funny
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Deleted the line without icons, I heard a whisper from someone  ^-^

PS :mon sundae:  <- I loves this new(?) emoticon  :mon sundae:
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #89 on: November 23, 2012, 05:02:18 PM »
i don't how to interpret to you but I can tell you I somehow catch your humor in it.  :thumbup

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #90 on: November 24, 2012, 01:21:50 AM »
Lols XD

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #91 on: November 24, 2012, 03:10:36 PM »
Yeahhhhhhh..AiGaki jokes are back!!!!! :thumbsup
i always feel that aichan is very poor thing in your jokes..LOL..

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #92 on: November 24, 2012, 04:30:12 PM »
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I somehow catch your humor in it.
Yay!  :deco:   thanks  ^-^


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Happy Birthday once again!!!  :guitar:
Here, kisses  :ptam-kiss:  :on slopkiss:  :gmon heartu:


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i always feel that aichan is very poor thing in your jokes..LOL..
And here comes another  ;D




LAME JOKE STA~TO


AI:  Will you be my girlfriend?   :on asmo:

RISA:  Eh?  :gmon butt:   But we just met today.  :gmon blonde:

AI:  Just say yes, we’ll reach that stage just the same   :bigdeal:

RISA:  Okay  :gmon bye:   I’m now your girlfriend  :gmon cny: 

AI:  YES!   :on woohoo:  :shy2:  :nya:  :wriggly:

RISA:  Ok  :gmon cny:   Now we’re through  :gmon milk:

AI:  Huh?  :stoned:   But we just started  :on ksweat:

RISA:  We’ll reach that stage just the same   :gmon hot:

AI:    :on drench:




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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #93 on: November 24, 2012, 05:08:47 PM »
really is one bucket of cold waters came splashing on her... :on drench:
poor aichan :on cloudeye:

why you always like torturing her in your fictions  :?

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #94 on: November 25, 2012, 10:02:31 AM »
That's one way to get someone off your back, lol :lol: :lol: And thanks again!

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #95 on: November 26, 2012, 05:04:57 PM »
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why you always like torturing her in your fictions
The more I torture, the more I love.?.  :grin:

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True  :D





LAME JOKE STA~TO



It's pay day and as always everything goes to her better half


AI:  This is not... complete?   :dunno:

RISA:  Oh yeah. Eri invited me for a drink after work   :mon heh:

AI:  Drink? All of that 60,000 yen was all drink?   :on redcard:

RISA:  Eer... I paid 10,000 for the drinks and gave the 50,000 to the dancer   :mon sweat:

AI:  Dancer?  :shock:   Someone you know?

RISA:  No  :mon ehh:

AI:   :OMG:

RISA:  Honey, hear me out first   :mon cute:

AI:  This better be good Risa! Or you're in big trouble   :on thumbb:

RISA:   :mon yell:  Hai...

AI:  I'm listening  :smoke:

RISA: When I entered into the place and saw her my heart ached... because she had no clothes on, and so I gave her money to buy some   :mon whimper:





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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #96 on: November 26, 2012, 05:16:48 PM »
I wonder who was the dancer? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #97 on: November 26, 2012, 11:03:33 PM »
XD Lol

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #98 on: November 27, 2012, 02:01:53 AM »
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why you always like torturing her in your fictions
The more I torture, the more I love.?.  :grin:
XD to be frank i also quite enjoy your torture on her... please continue

back to topic:
obviously... gaki is lying through her teeth  :smh
if i was aichan, i will tell her straight to spend her night in the living room on the couch for the whole month.  :pirate:

btw, who's that dancer?  :lol:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #99 on: December 05, 2012, 03:06:38 PM »
Let's try forget negative things on earth for a moment and have a

LAME JOKE STA~TO


One late afternoon, Gaki Mama was on the front porch knitting a scarf, when their long time neighbor, Aichan, arrived.

AI:  Niigaki-san, konichiwa  :mon hi: 

RISA MAMA:  Oh Aichan, Konichiwa  :ptam-glow:

AI:  Niigaki-san, ano...  :mon cute:

RISA MAMA:  Yes, dear?  :ptam-aww:

AI:  May I borrow a flashlight for a sec? Light’s broken and I need to get something in the attic. I promise to give it back right away.  :mon sweat: 

RISA MAMA:  Un, sure. Get it from Risa-chan, she’s inside  :ptam-ok:

AI:  Thanks, Niigaki-san you’re the best  :mon heh:




Inside, the trouble-maker-around-Risa, Ai  :mon trudge:   saw the younger busy  :on study:



AI:  BOO!!!  :mon cweepy:

RISA:  Whaaaaaaaaa!  :OMG:

AI:   :mon lmao:

RISA:   :angry1:

AI:   :mon lol:

RISA:on study:

AI:  Nee, Gakisan  :mon innocent:

RISA:  HAI!?!  :grr:

AI:  Can I kiss you?  :mon kissy:

RISA:  OKAASAAAAAN!  :frustrated:

RISA MAMA:  *answers from outside* Yes?  :ptam-glow:

RISA:  AICHAN'S BEING HERSELF AGAIN!!! SHE'S ASKING FOR SOMETHING!!!  :on voodoo:

RISA MAMA:  *answers from outside again* Just give it to her Dear, she’d already asked for my permission and I said yes  :ptam-vain:

RISA:   :cool2:


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AI:   :mon crazyinlove:

RISA:   :grr:

AI:   :mon brush:

RISA:   :temper: 

AI:   I'm ready  :mon innocent:

RISA:   :kickass:




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I wonder who was the dancer?
I'm tempted to name a name but I'll leave that to your imagination  :grin:

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to be frank i also quite enjoy your torture on her... please continue
Don't worry, I will  :grin:

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if i was aichan, i will tell her straight to spend her night in the living room on the couch for the whole month.
Whole month? That's kinda long  XD  Well, I have a solution, Risa could just crawl up on the couch  :P

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btw, who's that dancer?
Feel free to imagine  :P

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