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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
« Reply #60 on: June 27, 2011, 06:37:09 PM »
^1^2^3^4^7^8^9^10
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GAKI: Please don’t leave me!  :pleeease:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon huh:

TAKA: But I need to go   :cool2:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon huh2:

GAKI: Please, I’m begging you  :gyaaah:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon hanky:

TAKA: But Risa  :badluck:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon uggh:

GAKI: You know I can’t live without you  :depressed:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon cry:

TAKA: I know  :on study:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon annoy:

GAKI: Then how could you do this to me?  :on cloudeye:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon waterworks:

TAKA: But if I won’t, we’d both end up dead. Do you want that to happen?   :stunned:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon fierce:

GAKI: No...  :depressed:  but you’re the only reason I still live  :gyaaah:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon nwei:

TAKA: I know that   :smoke:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:mon mad:

GAKI: Then why are you leaving me now  :gyaaah:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:   :mon whine:

TAKA: Then tell me, how are going to survive another day?   :on yellcard:

NOSY NEIGHBOR:

TAKA: We have no more rice to cook, we need food! I need to go buy some! :on redcard:

NOSY NEIGHBOR





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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
« Reply #61 on: June 27, 2011, 06:39:08 PM »
Oh XD Mah :lol: Gah :rofl:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
« Reply #62 on: June 27, 2011, 06:44:31 PM »
 :on redcard: j/k

that was good, nosy neighbor XD
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
« Reply #63 on: June 27, 2011, 06:47:29 PM »
risa can live on ai-chan but ai-chan must live on food XDDD ah poor nasy neighbor XD
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
« Reply #64 on: June 28, 2011, 09:00:56 AM »
lol..this was good..XD..
Gakisan is funny here.. :nervous

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 28JUNE2011}
« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2011, 01:16:03 PM »
^1 ^2 ^3 ^4
Merci  ^-^




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After successfully completing a project, the AiGaki couple were awarded a week off from work. With the long holiday given, they decided to spend it somewhere far. But the two were still unsure where to go and so they went to a travel agency to select and book a tour.


GAKI: Baby, this one is nice ne?   :gmon love2:

TAKA: Un... this one is nice too  :mon determined:

GAKI: So, what should we pick?  :gmon cny:

TAKA: Anywhere, as long as you are there, I’m okay.  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Hontou?  :gmon shy:

TAKA: Un  :mon fu:

GAKI: Suimasen, ano... we’ll take this one   :gmon hi:

TRAVEL AGENT: That’s our best seller, a very good choice ma’am  :bingo:

GAKI: Hontou?  :gmon love:

TRAVEL AGENT: Hai  :hee:

TAKA: But please don’t book us on the same flight

TRAVEL AGENT: Eh?  :dunno:

GAKI: Oh yeah, please do separate our flights  :gmon bye:

TRAVEL AGENT: Eh?  :dunno:

TAKA: That’s how we always do it, that's how we roll

GAKI: Un, because you know just in case

TRAVEL AGENT: Just in case.?. :dunno:

TAKA: Just in case the plane gets  into trouble and crashes, one of us is safe and alive.

GAKI: And our dogs and penguins wouldn’t be totally orphaned  :gmon sing:

TRAVEL AGENT:   :on drench:




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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
« Reply #66 on: June 30, 2011, 04:41:37 PM »
dogs and pingun's wont be orphaned? XD
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
« Reply #67 on: June 30, 2011, 06:12:58 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
« Reply #68 on: June 30, 2011, 06:35:57 PM »
I see you saw the pocket morning weekly. :lol:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
« Reply #69 on: July 01, 2011, 11:59:14 AM »
Your sense of humor XD
Nosy neighbor  :rofl:
They got penguins? lol awesome


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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 30JUNE2011}
« Reply #70 on: July 02, 2011, 08:37:24 AM »
^1 ^2 ^3 ^4
Danke  ^-^





LAME JOKE STA~TO




TAKA: Risa-chan  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Nani?  :hee:

TAKA: Can I ask you a favor?  :mon cute:

GAKI: Of course, what is it?  :on cny1:

TAKA: May I see your driver’s license?  :mon ehh:

GAKI: Eh?  :dunno:

TAKA: Just wanna be sure you have one  :mon sweat:

GAKI: Eh? Why?  :dunno:

TAKA: Because you’re so driving me crazy 

GAKI:on drench:

TAKA:mon lol: 

GAKI: Haiz! Let’s go  :smoke:

TAKA: Hai  :mon heh: 




Inside the car, Taka was holding her breath because her driver, Risa, was silent and driving a little too fast.


TAKA: Ummm, Risa-chan  :mon huh2:

GAKI:  Un  :stunned:

TAKA: Are you angry?  :mon cute:

GAKI: No  :on study:

TAKA: Are you sure?  :mon yo:

GAKI: Un  :stunned:




Taka didn’t press the issue any further because she sensed something’s wrong with the atmosphere. However, after a couple of miles drive and the speed stayed the same, she couldn’t hold her silence anymore especially now that they’re nearing a crowded place and so she opened her mouth again
 

TAKA: Risa-chan  :mon yo:

GAKI: Un   :stunned:

TAKA: Are you sure you’re not angry?  :mon scratch:

TAKA: Un  :on study:

GAKI: Because if you are, I can...  :mon whimper:

TAKA: I told you, I’m not! What makes you think I’m angry?  :on thumbb:

TAKA: Because we’ve been driving a little too fast   :mon emo:

GAKI: Eh? We are?  :dunno:

TAKA: Yes, we are. That’s why if you are angry, you can stop the car anytime and I will drive  :mon hanky:

GAKI: Eh!?! I’m the one driving!?!  :shock:

TAKA:mon wtf:

GAKI:OMG:

TAKA:

GAKI: Now, that’s the literal meaning of driving you crazy. Muahahahaha  :wahaha:





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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 02JULY2011}
« Reply #71 on: July 02, 2011, 08:55:58 AM »
^ enter Britney spears  :lol:

Okay that was quite funny, although literal driving  :lol:
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 02JULY2011}
« Reply #72 on: July 03, 2011, 08:46:09 AM »
^
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One quiet afternoon in the MM classroom, the naughty student, Takahashi Ai, was drooling while eyeing the classroom’s prim and proper student, Niigaki Risa, who was sitting three seats away from her. They are well-known as the ‘dog and cat’ of the room because they quarrel a lot. The older loves teasing the younger while the younger hates the attention.

When their teacher left to get something, the evidently love-struck naughty one saw it as a chance to talk to her apple of her eyes. And so she stood up and cleared her throat. 



TAKA: Risa-chan   

GAKI: Hai?  :gmon butt:

TAKA: I think you’re my prohibited drug  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Eh?  :gmon blonde:

TAKA: Because I’m so high whenever you’re around 




The whole room erupted in a roar of laughter  :hiakhiakhiak: and tons of teasing followed  :onioncheer:   making the younger blush furiously   :gmon sweet:  and feel uncomfortable     Taking a deep breath, she stood up and faced the grinning Ai.



 
GAKI: I think you’re my prohibited drug too  :gmon bang:

TAKA: Eh? You feel the same way? 

GAKI: No! My life’s always a mess when you’re around  :gmon no:

TAKA:mon lol:





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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 03JULY2011}
« Reply #73 on: July 03, 2011, 08:49:04 AM »
ok that was okay.... :lol:
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 03JULY2011}
« Reply #74 on: July 10, 2011, 11:37:02 AM »
^
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For August  :D
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LAME JOKE STA~TO




Risa Niigaki was discreetly following and observing the apple of her eyes, Ai Takahashi, form a distance. She was also busy clicking her Gakiphone, capturing some candid pictures of her long time secretly-so-admired friend. The object of her desire was busy styling her hair in front of a mirror and so her captured pictures were mostly of back view and side view poses.

When her secretly-so-loved friend was done with her hair and make up, she turned around and walked towards her direction, and so Risa changed her position to appear busy with other things, but a pair of eyes was observing her for some time without her knowing.


ERI:hehehe: Aichan, can I ask for a medicine for swelling?  :hee:

AI: Swelling of what?  :mon huh:

ERI: Swelling of the heart.   :bingo:

AI: Eh?!  :mon scratch:

ERI: And I know you’re the only person that has that medicine.   :on cny1:

AI: Eh?! :mon huh2:

ERI: You see, my best friend here *points at Risa* is so into you, her heart will explode any minute now.  :onionshower:

RISA:




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LAME JOKE STA~TO




Ai Takahashi was taking her evening walk  :mon olympic:  enjoying the glow and warmth of the moon over the lovely AiGaki mountain when she saw her friend, Risa Niigaki coming her way  :mon olympics:  And so she beamed the warmest smile she could produce at her friend, only to be disappointed when the said friend did not pay her any attention and continued to walk :mon olympics:



AI: Why are you like this?  :mon wind:

RISA: Huh?  :gmon blonde:

AI: Most of the time, we walk past each other like strangers  :mon hanky:

RISA:gmon blonde:

AI: You hardly greet me when we meet on the streets.

RISA: Eh?  :gmon butt:

AI: Which makes me wonder, are we gonna be still friends in five years’ time?  :mon whimper:

RISA:roll: Hmmm  :gmon getout:  I'm not sure about that, maybe we won't  :gmon no:

AI:mon waterworks:

RISA: Because by then, you’re already my wife  :gmon shy:





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For September ( Just in case  ;D )
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LAME JOKE STA~TO




Ai’s head hurts  :mon cold: Scrunching up her nose in slight discomfort, she slowly opened her eyes while trying to think what had happened before she lost her consciousness :mon huh:  And then she remembered :mon star: she stepped onto something slimy  :mon woo:   gave out a manly scream  :mon XD: and fell onto the grassy ground, hard



Deciding to stay in her laying position, she stared onto the blue sky and heard some birds chirping in the nearby bushes. It calmed her. It made her forget about the headache. It’s a nice day, perfect for a picnic date she thought. And then without any warning a lovely face blocked her view   :gmon peakaboo:



RISA: Are you alright?   :gmon hi:



Batting her eyes, Ai’s smile slowly crept onto her face  :mon lol:  trying really hard to look innocent but sexy at the same time.



AI: Am I in heaven now? :mon cute:


RISA: EH? What makes you think you’re in heaven?  :gmon blonde:


AI: Because I can see an angel in front of me   :mon heh:


RISA:



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AI: Can I undress you? I promise it won’t take long  :mon innocent:


RISA: EH?! What?! Why?!   :gmon butt:


AI: So that I'll know how angels hide their wings.


RISA: :gmon pissed:




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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsYES 10JULY2011}
« Reply #75 on: July 10, 2011, 11:47:26 AM »
^ for those, that was quite good and the first one was awesome
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsYES 10JULY2011}
« Reply #76 on: August 26, 2011, 12:37:42 PM »
LAME JOKE For a Decade of AiGaki~ness STATO~



One afternoon inside the MM classroom, everyone looked frantic because their teacher gave them a surprise quiz. And then, murmurs here and there were heard as the unprepared students tried to get some answers from their intelligent classmates when their teacher stepped out for a bit.


TAKA: Psst, Risa-chan.  :mon psst:

GAKI: Eh?   :gmon butt:

TAKA: How do we say 'I LOVE YOU' in Japanese?  :mon huh:   (Like they’re not Japanese  ;D)

GAKI: *Confused for a sec she paused but after thinking that her seatmate might have a different set, she answered* Daisuki   :gmon cny:

TAKA: Sure? :mon cute:

GAKI: Un  :gmon milk:

TAKA: Really, really, really sure?  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Yes  :gmon bye:

TAKA: Watashi mo daisuki 

GAKI:





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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsYES 26AUG2011}
« Reply #77 on: August 26, 2011, 08:38:45 PM »
These UP (what is UP anyway?) chapters are cool. It's like reading a 4 panel comic strip. Good work there.

I wonder if I could use some of those lines. :lol:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsYES 26AUG2011}
« Reply #78 on: August 27, 2011, 07:19:20 AM »
^
UP is Update  :P I used to use chapter before but my works were kind of short and using chapter on them kinda made me cringe, so there  :D


No harm in trying yeah? and when you do please let us know the result  :D

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {Reposts?NO 26AUG2011}
« Reply #79 on: August 27, 2011, 06:53:00 PM »
Lolol that sneaky Ai...
Maybe you should say you're not gonna be responsible for what happen if people use those  :P


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