Man Suspected Of Having Sex With A Van

[daigong]

Talk about being all up in someone’s grill.

A man in Dayton, Ohio, is facing indecency charges after a witness reported seeing him attempt to have sex with the front grill of a van parked on the street.

Officers responding to a call Tuesday evening found the suspect, 35-year-old Michael Henson, wearing only a pair of black shorts and black shoes, according to NBC4i.com, which cited a police report.

Henson was taken into custody and put in the back of a squad car while officers spoke to a female witness.

She said she saw Henson pull down his shorts and then put his genitals into the front grill of a red van parked on the side of the road, according to WDTN.com.

When the suspect passed out in the front yard near the van, the woman called police.

[johhnykane1]

what a time to be alive in . . . . .

[sumberbabeng]

well...shit hurts...