Author Topic: Lawyer's Price For Missing Pants: $65 Million (Read 4285 times)

Foxy Brown · « **on:** May 02, 2007, 01:29:02 PM »

When the neighborhood dry cleaner misplaced Roy Pearson's pants, he took action. He complained. He demanded compensation. And then he sued. Man, did he sue.

Shin Asuka · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:37:04 AM »

Mental suffering, Car rental fees, custom pants for 65 million?

Greedy bastard doesn't deserve one cent and should be counter sued for the same amount.

nop · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2007, 07:01:26 AM »

This is an abuse. He should be disbarred.

Tyball · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:57:17 PM »

Seems fair enough.

THUNDERDUCK · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:12:11 PM »

Fuck him! only in America and only a lawyer/judge would conceive this!

trueinnuendo · « **Reply #5 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:47:27 AM »

I think that lawyer is a judge also. But what an abuse of a privilege.

jimmydotnet · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:38:44 AM »

this is ridiculousss....stupid american lawsuit...

Aslan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2007, 12:25:10 PM »

Strange shit happens in this world now....

schopup · « **Reply #8 on:** May 05, 2007, 01:47:03 AM »

This is just plain stupid, the only time i would sue for that much for just a pair of pants is if its made out of solid gold or it could perform miracles, won't he just go buy another pair of pants its simple as that, what a greedy man

edhead999 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2007, 09:09:06 AM »

The sad part is, America is infamous for their lawsuits. It's pretty much determined that you can sue for anything, and win. Like that case where the burglar hurt himself and sued the people he was robbing...

Foxy Brown · « **Reply #10 on:** June 13, 2007, 07:54:08 PM »

A judge had to leave the courtroom with tears running down his face Tuesday after recalling the lost pair of trousers that led to his $54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaner.

shurastriker · « **Reply #11 on:** June 14, 2007, 12:27:19 AM »

crying for his pants loooool when all of this happen? in the past it was simple, they gave you your money or something in replace for the pants and that´s all but making a case of 10 years becouse he don´t like the service and stuff? give me a break, no wonder USA it´s so dangerous and full of "weird" people... blame canada lol (south park rules)

schol3s · « **Reply #12 on:** June 14, 2007, 02:20:24 PM »

this is lame and crazy....
the lawyer should just die... suing the dry cleaner so much money for just a missing pants....

djux · « **Reply #13 on:** June 19, 2007, 08:34:17 PM »

The poor man wants publicity so hard... Even if the dry cleaner wins in the process, they were forced to spend thousands for layers to defend them from this fool, and who's gonna pay for that? Just another proof that the lawsuits in USA are out of control. Where I am from, someone calls you monkey, you call him back donkey... But in America, you sue him, cry about mental suffering and request a compensation of 500,000. Great. But really, you can imagine: with 65 million in his hands, this bastard would be really dangerous.

ZeroMaki · « **Reply #14 on:** June 20, 2007, 12:25:49 AM »

I would doubt this lawsuit would actual work and the judge would win. But if he does then all hell will break loose all over the States full of lawsuits

ytl · « **Reply #15 on:** June 20, 2007, 05:21:43 AM »

If I were the owner of the laundry place, I would spent 1milk to hire a killa and get it over with..... if you know what i mean.

65 mil my ass.

den4 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 20, 2007, 06:43:21 AM »

he didn't eat his morning rations of Wheaties, breakfast of champions, so he was forced to rely on being a lowlife...

or maybe he just thought he was a judge...could go for the insanity plea

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #17 on:** June 20, 2007, 06:45:40 PM »

hahahaha what a nutcase. I feel bad for the Chungs.

I would just like to add, that Pearson's actions are in no way representative of the people of the US. Yeah, some of us prefer an old fashioned beat down, verbal abuse, and even murder for even just staring at another person the wrong way.

ctz · « **Reply #18 on:** June 21, 2007, 12:32:04 PM »

He probably knows that there's no way that Laundry Service would pay him $65 million... He's just being mean ruining their business.

Shin Asuka · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2007, 04:12:07 AM »

I thought someone would actually update this by now

Well the case was "throw out." The judge of the case, not the idiot, says Satisfaction guarantee does not mean fulfilling outrages customer demands

All I want now is the laundry owners to countersue the hell out of the judge/lawyer