Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail

[Tao Priest]

"Dear German guy with the really long last name,

Can I like, please get out of jail already? It's SO middle class here."

Arnold is from Austria.

[nox_xie]

if not mistaken she already appeal for half the time already.. i mean she tried to reduce the punishment she got..

[Tuffty]

^ Yeah that's ridiculous. I read in the paper today, and I doubt this is true but I found it funny regardless, Paris Hilton had a talk with her future cellmate and the conversation went like this:

Cellmate: On Monday we play cards
Paris: I don't like cards much
Cellmate: On Tuesday we play table tennis
Paris: I don't like table tennis much
Cellmate: On Wednesday we play dominos
Paris: I don't like dominos much
Cellmate: You're hard to please, do you like sex?
Paris: Yes
Cellmate: With boys or girls?
Paris: Boys
Cellmate:Then you're definately not going to like Thursdays much either.

[Shin Asuka]

Now their saying that she prob won't serve any jail time becasue its full

[bloo_pie]

Arnold is from Austria.

i know. but Paris is probably too stupid to know that. 

[kwanleekwan]

Hope this can wake her up and stop doing silly thing

[Bleachhh]

there are idiots petitioning against this!??!? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow there are no words that can explain how dumb people are. " no wonder people hate america" -Reyfer. so EFFIN TRUE. i swear if she gets away with this and and not have to serve time in jail, our justice system is going to be the most EFF'D up thing ever (as if it isn't already)... It's not even a jail, it's just a room.

[Marks Spencer]

She will check into this Hilton but she sure can't check out!

[schol3s]

i can't wait for the time when she get out of the jail and make some comments on her 45 days in the jail...
and also.... she is already very thin... being serve those kind low class food in the jail... i wonder how will she look like when she is out....

[Tuffty]

Paris Hilton is to serve only half of her 45-day jail sentence after it was reduced on account of her recent good behaviour.

The hotel heiress will serve 23 days at a "special needs housing unit" in suburban LA, away from other prison inmates.

She will be imprisoned in a block that contains just twelve cells, each holding two people. It is reserved especially for celebrities, policeman and those of high profile.

Hilton's jail time came after she violated her probation for a drink-driving conviction.

Her sentence begins on June 5.

Nevermind the fact that she was pictured smoking a joint at a festival a few weeks before she was convicted, or that she was driving a car after she was sentenced, it just looks like if you're a celebrity that goes on a PR campaign after you're convicted, you can get away with anything.

[Asmodai]

Yeah, 23 days isn't enough to actually send her a message or rehabilitate her.

[century]

but she was caught smoking weed the other day for fuck sake! argh.

[yokoso]

If it were me, I'd have been in jail like, before it even happened. ROFL

[Asmodai]

If it were me, I'd have been in jail like, before it even happened. ROFL

Maybe they'll get Paris Hilton to star in the next Minority Report movie.

[THUNDERDUCK]

Martha Stewart had fucking balls and went to the pen early just to get it over with.

[bloo_pie]

enough with the fuckin' special treatment. she deserves the same sentence like any common person.

[Guchi_Jnr]

there are idiots petitioning against this!??!?

In that case, sign the petition to send her away for the full 45days.

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jailparishilton/index.html

[Loopy]

This latest turn of events is sad.  So, so, sad.

[aspenx]

i signed the petition. about 80600+ people so far. wonder how much will be enough..