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Still, you'd have to be pretty sad to go for this.
1) Submissiveness gets boring quick. Seriously, who wants a yes man (or girl)? Well, insecure men with small penises, which leads to...
2) How pathetic do you need to be to get a mail-order bride? There's tons of smart, attractive and sexy girls all around.
For a relationship to work, it needs to be based on equality and friendship.
And yeah, I agree with shi about the ick factor.