What a way to go...

[JFC]

*WARNING* - While the following article can be considered funny by many, it is likely also inappropriate for young children. Click link at your own risk.

@ MODS - Feel free to move this to The Perv area of the forums if you think it warrants it.


Chicago, IL- Police arrived at 1913 W. Armitage on Saturday evening after Janice Wilkerson called to report that her boyfriend, Karl Thomas, had stopped breathing.

“When we entered the building we could see the man sitting on the couch,” said Officer Burt Graham. “I saw the man’s face, he had a huge frown. I could tell that he had suffered.”

[Loopy]

Dude, that's fucked up right here!

[mini*wheat]

Oh my.... 

Do you know what MADE the article, though?

"On an unrelated note, Janice Wilkerson says that she has arthritis in her hands."

[nop]

I don't get this part about 25 straight day of handjobs.  If he did them himself, he will be alive today.

[schol3s]

wa~
25 days straight... non-stop...
i wonder did he just make a new Guinness world of recode....
 

[Slack]

Before anyone goes off and jumps to conclusions, it should be noted that the site is run by a self-described "fake journalist" whose purpose is to bring readers "fake news".

In other words, this is fiction.  Always check your sources.

[arun.yothin]

lol, people thought this was real?

[JFC]

Before anyone goes off and jumps to conclusions, it should be noted that the site is run by a self-described "fake journalist" whose purpose is to bring readers "fake news".

In other words, this is fiction.  Always check your sources.

People actually thought it was real???

Considering how often some guys wank, it should have been pretty obvious that it was fake.