Hell, this is why everyone should have a pocket knife at all times

I guess I would be cutting the tree with that knife for a year if necessary, rather than just stabbing my leg.
I remember reading about the other incident four years ago. The guy first broke the bone and you can imagine what he did next... But the most interesting part was when he approached some tourists and said "Hi, my name is Jack and I have amputated my own arm. A nice weather, isn't it? ..."