Do-It-Yourself Pornography!

[Foxy Brown]

Sometime last year, me and some friends were just chilling out at my place and feeling vaguely bored. That day might have gone unnoticed and unrecorded in the annals of history, save for one happy chance: we had borrowed a friend's webcam. It was really bad quality, but it was the only one we'd ever used.

Having heard of webcams being used to chat with other people around the world, and so we logged on to an Internet chatroom with the pure intention of broadcasting our smiling, law-abiding faces halfway around the world. And maybe pretending to be Scotty... "The engines are ready to burrst... I joos can't give ye any more powerr, Captain!" But fate had different plans for us that night. We quickly realised that all the attention in the chatroom was focused on the women who might be "showing".

Everything up to this point I remember.... my friends and I still shared some degree of sanity and sobriety. But what happened next; how incidents progressed; I have no idea. Something in our heads went completely insane.

Somehow I hit upon the idea that the fingers on one's hands, if positioned correctly, would combine with the shitty graininess of the webcam to create an extremely bad impression of a naked woman. Funny for the first five seconds, but no one could be stupid enough to actually fall for it, could they? They could.

[amuse]

Pfffft. I thought this thread would be something like this
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3357/action0hc.gif  

[Loki!]

These guys are so creative.

[maliciel]

Wow, for a while there I thought it was actual porn. Hahah.