Author Topic: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE (Read 3543 times)

JFC · « **on:** June 26, 2007, 08:36:54 PM »

24 June 2007

Women 'caught man in act'

A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike.

Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel.

RatBastich · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2007, 09:04:44 PM »

Egads Almighty.

nox_xie · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2007, 09:58:54 PM »

haha.. pity that two ladies.. what a shame act by 51 years old gramp.. ops.. he's still single.. desperate huh??

giving excuses wont get u out of the prob ya gramp.. retard..

Fracture · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2007, 10:12:16 PM »

Let us not condemn this man...I mean, it may have been a really hawt bike!

StreakInTheSky · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2007, 11:42:54 PM »

lol wth... how?

Shug · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2007, 11:49:47 PM »

Must have been a Mountin' bike.............................. I mean Mountain Bike.

Loopy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2007, 12:30:50 AM »

This seriously just made my day. I mean seriously, wtf

nop · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2007, 01:09:32 AM »

Give man some privacy. It is none of their business for a man to fall for new Transformer hottie.

C60533 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:23:06 AM »

Wow.....I mean seriously....Is that even possible? Desperate much?

Kuja · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2007, 08:41:00 AM »

Is it not legal to have sex with a bike? I mean, it was his bike and all.

But yeah, that's really desperate

Happosai · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2007, 11:27:54 AM »

Those bikes are all sluts anyway... i'm pretty sure she seduced him and also lied about her age!

teth · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2007, 11:33:57 AM »

...I don't get how it could be comfortable...

schol3s · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:04:30 PM »

damn.... why not just get yourself some sex toys of something....
why bike... aren't he scare that the wheels might just roll over his balls....

makeme · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:25:09 PM »

I'm guessing that its an exercise bike considering he was caught indoors.

Hakai · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:28:06 PM »

Another story of impossible love betwen a man and a bike. It´s sad...

Sev · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2007, 06:04:57 PM »

Sounds interesting. Maybe one should try..

usagi_no_kami · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2007, 07:06:06 PM »

Quote from: Happosai on June 28, 2007, 11:27:54 AM

Those bikes are all sluts anyway... i'm pretty sure she seduced him and also lied about her age!

I agree... I've heard it's been around the block a few times and that he's not the only one that gone for a ride.

tivx · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2007, 07:02:56 PM »

BIKES NEED LOVING TOO!!!

TydusArandor · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2007, 10:31:03 PM »

Just.. WTF!?

.. How!?

Wow, so beer (assuming that was what he drank) makes you think that bikes look like women nowadays?

black velvet · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2007, 07:14:01 PM »

Anyone else reminded of the nun and the bike from Robot Chicken?