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Offline g4rfield

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Police Officer: "Hey you!! I'm gonna arrest you for messing with pornography vending machine!!"
Robber: "No you don't SOB! *grabbing the gun from the officer's belt* Take this!! *FIRE* :mon closeup: Ooopss! Oh well, it's only your ass, nothing important."

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Hopefully that police sergeant will have a speedy recovery, but he won't be able to sit down for quite a while.
"Yo, microphone check one, two, what is this? The five foot assassin with the roughneck business"
"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
"Who's scruffy looking?"

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I say they were arguing about which porn the other will get.

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Where do they find these people? I mean honestly...
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