Boredom hits at work again and this is what I end up with; with the help of
Commie.
You may need a dictionary while reading. I did with all these random words she gave...
Oh, and because I love OTN's stories so much, I had to reference them. Thanks OTN!
It all started with the word,
frolicsome.
Oh Commie, with all that running, you are so frolicsome.
Which then ended up with her giving me another word,
ululated.
During the GAM concert, Commie ululated, “How could you go for that messy haired, big mouthed, vulgar comedian, when you are perfectionist, narcissistic Ayaya right beside you, Miki-sama?!”
And continuing to throw random words at me, thus, begins the story.
After being
heckled by the media and
henpecked by never ending talker, Ayaya,
churlish Miki decided to
gallivant around the city to relax.
Miki soon ended up in a park, where there was a politician, who was surrounded by
beefy bodyguards, droning on about some
mumbo-jumbo social security, when she spotted a
cornucopia filled with popcorn.
Miki picked up the cornucopia only to find it was quite
mucilaginous and then promptly dropped it spilling the popcorn everywhere, as a
slovenly homeless man, who is currently in a
cuckoldry after finding out his wife got all her money from an ikemen comedian and kicked him out, walked by and picked up the dropped food, while giving Miki a look like when you are scolding a
hellion child, making Miki glad that she lives in a more
salubrious area.
With a
smidgen of cruelty, churlish Miki snorted at the man, causing the man to pull out a
cudgel to beat Miki over the head with, thus, making Miki, using her Gatas prowess, to run away, knowing that if she got into trouble again, the
Machiavellian Tsar of H.P., Tsunku, who Miki thinks is starting to get
superannuated for this line of work, will get angry at her.
After all that running, Miki, sitting under a tree, soon became hungry and took out a
Tupperware bento that Ayaya, who is actually caring despite being narcissistic, gave her and excitedly opened it to find
rotten and
mildew covered
kumquats, leaving Miki quite dejected and wanting some
savory, finger-licking good frankfurts, she went off to find the nearest convenience store.
Walking into a 7/11, Miki spotted the oh-so-wanted frankfurts in the display that has a sticker, saying checked for freshness through
radiocarbon dating, on the outside and called for the store clerk, Kuniko, who was talking on the phone about her boyfriend that she
gadflies to get things from, Tsuyoshi, who works as a
pageboy at a ritzy hotel and often overhears the
debauchery of celebrities’
harems that leaves him in
quagmire, to help her.
Realizing that she forgot to put some
paprika on her frankfurts and to buy a drink after walking out of the store, Miki walked back into the 7/11 store, which was now playing some
xylophone background music, towards the dairy section, where looking upon the milk cartons, Miki fondly remembered a memory some years ago of Nacchi drinking too much alcoholic drinks made from
wormwood at a party, who then started to change into her sheep
pajamas while
gabbling about her days on a farm as a
dairymaid making Nacchimilk.
Being completely satisfied in getting her lunch from the convenience store, Miki does the taboo thing in Japan, which is eating while walking, and walks by a movie theater with a poster on the wall depicting a
Bollywood movie with the theme of a
Greek tragedy that takes place in
Kiev, where a disgruntled Hero angry at the King for marrying the person he loves, poisons the King’s
antipasti dinner full of
Ecstasy, which kills the King, and causes the Hero to have a heart attack and needing a
quadruple bypass heart surgery after realizing he just killed his long lost father in cold blood; however, to his ironic death, there is no doctor around to help him.
Gobbling up the last of her food, Miki stared at the poster, which reminded her of the stories of
Kafka in how each of the main characters in his stories were all at the
nadir of their lives and ends up dying, like the Hero of the Bollywood movie, and thought of going to watch; however, her great
wanderlust urged her to continue and following those instincts she continued down the road where she walked by a
Jacuzzi store, when the salesman, who is full of
panache that gets him to into fancy parties at a ritzy hotel where he tips the pageboy there quite handsomely, hands her a tissue pack for the store.
Quickly escaping the salesman, who has a
carnivorous appetite for those harems at the ritzy hotel, Miki, who found herself back at the same park she was in before with the same politician still making some
highfalutin statements when the
scrawny, slovenly man covered with mucilaginous popcorn rushed towards the politician still holding the same cudgel that was going to be stuck in Miki's head had she not run away, yelling and screaming about giving back his wife, who is a
hick from Hokkaido that often
embroiders a snowy image of a hill with sheep and ice cream on pajamas in her free time, in which the comedian-turned politician replied to the old man to stop his
tomfoolery and it was not his fault that the wife couldn't tolerate his
foibles as his beefy bodyguards easily held back the scrawny man, realized that all this time she was just being
shilly-shally about whether to call Ayaya, whose odd
shibboleths often make her seem much older than she really looks, and apologize for running out on her after all her henpecking, so Miki finally decides to dial her number to ask for forgiveness, which Ayaya gladly does as she is such a caring person, and with a great
whoopee, Miki finally heads back home. THE END
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