Flasher's 'inadequacy' plea fails

[Foxy Brown]

A man convicted of being a serial flasher told a court he could not be guilty as his genitals were too small.

Michael Carney, 41, claimed he was too embarrassed about the size of his manhood to expose himself to women and showed the court photographs as proof.

But the jury at Teesside Crown Court convicted the father-of-two, of Stockton, Teesside of seven counts of outraging public decency.

[U.S.S. John E. Badass]

Obviously, it wasn't a defense. He just wanted to flash the court.

[kazitakato]

yup, the court got scammed. Maybe he made a bet with somebody "I bet you I can show pictures of my weiner and not get thrown out of court"