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Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude XD
« on: December 07, 2007, 12:09:16 AM »
Credit to Rider Faiz @ HJU for posting this there. Be sure to read the whole article as it gets funnier as you go. :lol:

Twenty year old college sophomore John Harrison suffered a terrible shock over the weekend when he discovered that his long-time cyber girlfriend was actually a male in disguise.

While I do personally feel bad for the guy for getting duped so badly...
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Re: Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude XD
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 12:18:17 AM »
ITS A TRAP!!!!

 :hiakhiakhiak: :kekeke: :on lol: :wahaha: :mon lmao:
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"Are you my mummy?"
"Hello, Sweetie."
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Re: Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude XD
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2007, 12:21:59 AM »
fucken hilarious! but it has to be a satire, like the onion... i just find it hard to believe XD

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Re: Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude XD
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2007, 12:32:30 AM »
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The clever ruse also caused some stir amongst the general male population of the server. Pictures of Chelxai had been making the rounds on server message boards, and he managed to gather a large following of fanboys before it was revealed that the object of their desire was actually a twenty seven year old junior college dropout who still lived with his parents and had recently been fired from the local Burger King after being caught masturbating in the store office to pictures of blood elves he had printed out and brought to work.

XD XD XD Seriously though, masturbation? Over WOW characters? Some people are just beyond help.

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Re: Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude XD
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2007, 12:19:38 PM »
Surprise! It's the internet!  :w00t:

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Re: Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude XD
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 02:28:53 AM »
lol, hilarious story, ...but masturbating to blood elvs? wow

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Re: Dude's Cyber Girlfriend Actually a Dude XD
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2007, 01:07:05 PM »
 :err:Quote" I’m getting away from Warcraft and focusing on my dancing for now. I'd just like to thank my new cyber-girlfriend, Rasuka, for helping me through this difficult time" Sure..that'll help ppl forget

But what got me was that he payed for "her" 2 accounts. That's like totally been scammed man. Even if it was a real chick, hell even if it were my gf, I wouldn't pay unless I knew (and met) him/her in person.

And the higher rankings actually knew about the imposter and taking no action coz its hilarious. That's like letting a dude feeling your balls and your dad says its ok coz its "funny".

But seriously, that guy was an idiot. Any gamer (I play CS) knows that u never use a Mac to play online, and even if u did, u'd never admit it.....its a pride thing......


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