Lets start off with one i was unfortunate enough to read while looking for a fic on someones blog.
Rough sex facts
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.
Giving head, massages the jaw, while burning 32 calories
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent........................12 cal
without.....................................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand..........................12 cal
With mouth...............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ......................................... 6 cal
soft........................................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target......................8 cal
Finding G spot .........................92 cal
I don't F***ing care...................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..............................12 cal
On the floor...............................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary.............................358 cal
Doggy...................................316 cal
69 lying.................................286 cal
69 standing..........................512 cal
Italian hanger.......................912 cal
Orgasm
Real......................................112 cal
Faking...................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed.......................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL
IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH
REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex facts
and this one, my no. are 5, 6, 10, 12, 14, 17, 18
once you open this, you have ten minutes to repost with the 0NE number that fits you best or you will be single for the next five years.
0...married
1...single
2...heartbroken
3...single and loving it
4...want to tell someone you like them
5...crushing
6...like someone you can never have
7...taken
8...taken by the best girl/guy ever
9...missing her/him
10...single but your heart is taken
11...like over 4 girls/guys
12...sick of getting hurt
13...taken by with the best guy ever
14...confused
15...still like your ex
16...talking to someone
17...afraid to say i love you...
18...slightly mad at the opposite sex
19...what happens happens
20...screw it
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