Court finds model innocent based on breast size

[Tuffty]

Because the story has to be quoted in full:

TOKYO, JAPAN - Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.

Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man's apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.

"I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court", Serena said.

Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man's story.

http://www.mysuncoast.com/Global/story.asp?S=7971065

I wish I was the prosecutor.

"Your honour! The prosecution calls to carefully examine Ms Kozakura's breasts!"

[chokkan 2]

I LOLed when I read this @ Yahoo News yesterday

 

[maiZe]

That's the second best thing I've read all day. (The announcement of Buono!'s 3rd single keeping the #1 spot )

[Kamesan]

OMG! Are you serious? That's hilarious.

[StreakInTheSky]

had to look her up after reading that...

Woah

[Kamesan]

They mentioned this on SNL during Weekend Update.

[Asmodai]

It would have been fun to present this 'evidence' in court.