Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

[Foxy Brown]

A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself," Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.

[chokkan 2]

holy cow !!!


LOL

[TydusArandor]

Whoa. That's really freaky. The boyfriend seriously found that there's no problem with bringing his girlfriend food to to the washroom everyday until two years later? WTF? 

[mini*wheat]

...There's no way.

 

[StreakInTheSky]

LOL wth her fat grew onto the seat? o_O

[ferrar1]

wow so if i glued my MP3 player to my hands, they will stick forever?

[StreakInTheSky]

probably only if you never let go of it for a few years and get fat

The glue itself would probaby be gone after a while because of your skin oils and stuff.

[Hakai]

well...so...hmmm... this could make a good story for CSI, House or sumthing X__X

[Foxy Brown]

A man whose girlfriend authorities say spent nearly two years in a bathroom in their house, sitting on the toilet so long that the seat adhered to her body, has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult.

[JFC]

WTF?

[Tuffty]

How did the boyfriend go to the toilet if she was on it?

Seriously though, awful business. I imagine having your skin attach to any inanimate object can't be pleasant.

[redux]

^ If there's people in the world this happens to then I don't think it's too far-fetched to say there'd be people out there who'd enjoy it...

Some of these wacky news things really don't phase me anymore but this...this is ridiculous, to put it lightly.

[frblckstr1]

I think the title is slightly misleading if I read this correctly:

stuck to the toilet, which they think she had sat on for about a month.

Its more she was 'in the bathroom' for two years, not 'on the toilet' for two years, still...

[Bleachhh]

Man, she was probably too lazy to walk back n forth to the bathroom. Genius innovation.