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[Universus]

thanks for the translation!! ill keep listening yantan!

[radioman]

Yantan 050806

Shouji and Aichan brought some candies for everybody, so opening started with talk about candies and memories related to that. Shortly after, Tanaka Reina was introduced, so the Rokkies series is completed after this ep. Sanma started to scare Reina with a story about his friend that was also born on 11.11. and isn't very happy in her life ().
Some advice from Sanma, how to lead a happy life. Tanaka reacts well, and Aichan is also very lively from the start.

Zenryaku corner - Reina wears some really thick-looking clothes, so Sanma pokes her if she is cold or what. First letter is about Aichan's famous "dako dako" and about how Reina was the only one getting the idea behind it. Question is if Reina really got the meaning, and if she can explain it even now. But the talk once again slipped to Aichan, because they made her explain it once again, and she of course fell in the trap().

Second letter presents Reina as yankee, and compares her to more girlish Rokkie members, Sayu and Eri. Question is how Reina really thinks about them, as both are really different character-wise. It comes clear that it's mostly due to Reina's mother, who wasn't girlish-type herself, so Reina wasn't influenced by Disney or plushies (). She usually spends her free time at home, watching DVDs or so. She doesn't think Disney's characters are cute and she never saw Totoro (). Sanma's daughter obviously also likes "skulls" in her fashion (). It also took her some time to find answer to a question who from members does she talk to or going out with. Obviously it's Miki, but it doesn't look like it's very frequent. It's funny how Reina admits that if she didn't join Momusu, she would be probably "furyou"(delinquent) now (). Sanma suggests Ayaya as her possible friend, as they might talk bad about Miki then (). Lot of talk in this way continues. But surprisingly, Reina likes pink colour and has pink carpet. Miki has either black or white, and Aichan's colour is brown. Aichan has problems recollecting what colours are things in her room (even if she has some at all ). It slips into a talk about influence
of colours in room design. Miki hates pink. Things in her room are black or grey and her mother told her it looks like in a witch's house ().

Thrid letter states that Sanma is good at Hakata-dialect Reina speaks, so Reina should try to test him. Sanma once has a girlfriend from that area, so he is obviously very happy to hear Reina talk in the dialect, and makes her speak out some sentences like "please kiss me"(this looks like a prequel to Listener wo Iyashitai corner). It's quite funny dialect.

Young Boke ft. Shouji corner - Reina got a great start, Sanma praised her, but Miki and  Shouji cared for a failure-relay(). Second one was full of Shouji's "mistakes"(but he cared for a great laugh), but once again Reina (almost) saved the day. In third one, Reina scored
once again and take the MVP (). Iroppoi Jirettai plays after.

Listener wo Iyashitai corner - as expected, Sanma asked Reina for using Hakata-dialect.
"Dokidoki suru kara yamete" - Miki - 3 failures(even Tom Cruise image didn't help )
"Chotto doko miyoutto" - Reina - succeed at 2nd attempt
"Sugoku atsuku natte kita" - Ai - she tried Hakata-ban, Fukui-ben and Japanese(4x failure )
"Chotto dake" - Miki - success at first attempt
"Iito? Reina de iito?" - Reina - 2 failures
"Ne, dare mo inai kara ii deshou" - Ai - 2 failures, but her accent was so funny
Reina won the corner.

Karaoke-box Sanchama - Reina and Ai sings Elegies song. The music remains the same, lyrics changed. Sanma found some similarities with the new SMAP song (one part of the song sounds similar).

Reina (of course) enjoyed the show, but she commented it in a way that "it was so-so", what of course made Sanma react (). Anyway, she did a good job and it would be nice to have her in Yantan in the future.

(I'll post last weeks episode with Eri later on...just didnt have time to listen to it yet )

[Universus]

great translation

[shirenuファクトリー]

Hey, thanks a lot for posting this stuff, radioman. It's interesting & much appreciated WHEE

[radioman]

Yantan 05-07-30

Opening talk about one of previous Sanma's managers who weight 140kg and about fat people generally. Kamei Eri is introduced. Eri states in her profile that she likes to read books lately (). But truth is she likes shopping and karaoke, as the profile is 2 years old (). Eri once ran 50m in 7 seconds, so the talk continues around this topic. Eri has somehow problems to keep the pace of the talk, and she comes out with some random unsorted information (). Her hobby is eating tokoroten and her speciality is running ().

Eri: "I'd like to become cuter"
Sanma: "Impossible"
Ai: "Why?!"
Sanma: "Because she's dumb" (:DDD)

Finally Sanma managed to piss Eri (). But she kinda deserved it ().

Zenryaku Corner - first letter is about Sanma's performance in 24kan terebi. Girls came to studio with nice hairstyles and makeup, as they are going to Music Station recording after. Dont know why but the talk slipped to talk about wine and date with gravure girls(). Sanma advices girls that they shouldn't hide their boyfriends if they have any (). Talk about Nana(movie, manga). Eri is constantly being told "baka" or "aho" by Sanma (). And talk about some cute Korean actress and some affair Sanma had in Mexico. Only one letter today(!).

Young Boke corner ft. Shouji

"Nettaiya" - Kamei passed, but Shouji destroyed the whole relay.
"Rabumeito" - Eri failes 4 times, as she wasn't able to find the right word. She did right at 5th attempt, and Shouji made a good anchor this time.
"Komugiiro" - good enough from girls, but blame Shouji for having anchor position again()

Listener wo Iyashitai corner

"Mou, ikkai dake da yo" - Aichan - she just can't get it ()
"Totsuzen kichatte, gomen nasai" - Eri - same here
"Kou iu no suki nan da" - Miki - almost close,  but failed.
" Iyada, miechau yo" - Aichan - quite good.
" Nee, hayaku" - Eri - Sanma praised her, but it wasn't the right again
"Ecchi!" - Miki - this went very good at the 2nd attempt.

Karaoke-box Sanchama

Miki sings "Oshaberi Nagai Doyoubi", what is actually her debut single "Aenai Nagai Nichiyoubi". Girls started to try to get their promised presents from Sanma again, but it didn't work apparently ()

Ai states that Eri was very nervous before the show. But she enjoyed (once again). IMHO not very impressive, compared to Sayu and Reina, but not bad. She just need to get used to radio more.

[~Dan~]

All Night Nippon - Biyuuden 2005-08-13 (3-5am) (27.1mb, 2 hours)

[radioman]

Yantan 05-08-27

Summer is almost over and Sanma starts countdown to the end of the year. But first, a talk about how youth spends summer holidays, and a look back to Sanma's childhood and his way of spending a summer. The talk somehow turned to what to do during typhoon weather. The talk starts to get interesting when Sanma comes with the opinion that Upfront idols are paid more than they deserve and are spoiled in the cruel showbusiness world. Sanma and Shouji used to be paid-per-gag at that
age, and the amounts were just around few hundred yens.

Zenryaku no Corner - first letter is about Sanma's appearance in some long FujiTV show, where he is gonna act how he behaves at home. Sanma also invites girls to come visit him at his home, but of course one at a time(). They also started to analyze why Aichan doesn't like situations with a mood (as she is actually denying those or starts to act strange). So even if the both girls came, Sanma would make Aichan to go buy "anything" to a "not-really-nearest" convenience store, so he could...well (). Miki looked like forgetting that this whole talk is just an illusion and came with her own improvements...The talk follows with which dog-breed is stupid and which is clever (and how
it influences its owner ).

Second letter reports that Miki is going to take part in FujiTV's geinoujin golf tournament(). Sanma warns her that her opponents are quite strong and gives her some advices. And we (somehow again) get to know that Aichan's quite tired lately(especially eyes), because she is playing games until midnight (RPG's!!! ) And hearing Miki's tight schedule(futsal and golf), Aichan just gasps  "You're busy...". Shouji advices her to play golf too, but she herself knows that she is not good with  ball-related sports. We also get to know that Miki never played outside, just in a training room hitting net, so Sanma predicts very bad result for her (). But Sanma also notices that it's a good chance
for her to meet some young men ().

Third one is about handshaking event and some free-talk event before, and listener advices that girls should come up with some Yantan gag, and Miki should finally wear some of the presents she got from Sanma. And funny accident occured, as Aichan mentioned the I-pod she still didn't get,
and Miki get kinda angry at her, because she was trying to negotiate presents for herself only. So here you can hear that Momusu members really fight over anything and hate each other.. (of course not, but it was a nice clash live ). Miki also promises to wear the lingerie at the event, if she gets it in time (). Fourth letter is about Sanma's TV appearance again, so let's move on.

Young Boke Corner ft. Shouji - at the beginning, Sanma admits that Ai+Miki combo is much better in this corner than Maki+Shibata. That obviously gives some strength to them at first, but Aichan got lost twice on the first attempt and Shouji got really angry(acting ).  And the battle Yakuza Shouji vs. Aichan continued until the end, where Miki buried it deep (). Aichan was not in the good  mood today, but anyway this was quite funny.

Listener wo Iyashitai no Corner -
  "Nee, kyou wa ii deshou?"(Miki) - she didn't get the meaning, but the attempts were quite nice.
  "Watashi wo dou shitai no?"(Ai) - first attempt went completely wrong, but she got praised for the second one.
  "Dou ni ka nacchau"(Miki) - Sanma told her how to do it, but she laughed meanwhile...but some "dirty"-sounding attempts again (:p)
  "Nanka kyou sugoku nai?"(Ai) - I like how she is trying to play with her voice, but she has NO IDEA what those phrases mean, so the voice usually goes off. But she is cute anyway ().

Karaoke-box Sanchama - Tamai sings SMAP's "Shake Shake" (with title "Swing Swing" - lyrics related to golf).

Ending talk - Sanma's summarizing Miki's tight schedule from now on and giving her some advices how to manage it. Good show today, Yantan's quality is quite stable and guaranteed( when Ai+Miki combo are guests ).

P.S. skipped two eps before this one, because it's only Maki there ()...but who knows, maybe I'll summarize them later...

[BakHamNoi]

Thanks a lot again radioman for the translation !

can i request Yantan 050806 thx

[AhLok]

Yantan's quality is quite stable and guaranteed( when Ai+Miki combo are guests ).

Can't agree more. Young Town with Ai-chan and Mikitty is top of my list of radio favourites.

And the one with Sayu's guest appearance has been my fav Young Town so far.


After listening to Sunday's episode, I've been playing "Shake" an excessive number of times today...I forgot how catchy that song was.

[radioman]

can i request Yantan 050806 thx

sure, here it is...
http://rapidshare.de/files/4634320/takikawa1841.mp3.html

[BakHamNoi]

Thank you radioman !  

[shirenuファクトリー]

Whoa! It feels like Christmas every time radioman posts!

[BakHamNoi]

YanTan (2005.09.03) With Ai Takahashi and Miki Fujimoto
http://s54.yousendit.com/d.php?id=2WW0Z3TZUDC002DFO56T7LYCK0

waiting for the radioman translation  

[AhLok]

They were talking a bit about Ai-chan's birthday on yesterday's Young Town. Sanma-san mentioned the I-pod again...  Ai-chan reacted with a cute "Yatta!"

[radioman]

Yantan 05-09-03

Right from the beginning, Sanma starts to scold Miki for her performance in the last week's golf tournament. Obviously she was just a hindrance for other players, although it looks like she had fun herself. They tried to persuade Miki to stop playing  golf, but she refuses and promises that she will get better. Sanma decides to call all hidoi girls "Mikitty" from now on (he met some bad-looking hostess in kyabakura that reminded him Miki and he kept calling her "mikitty" ). They keep insulting her, mixing it with other funny stories about bad golf players and random geinoujin (:p).

Zenryaku no Corner - first Sanma is scolding Takahashi for making some improper remark during the CM (looks like she was about to steal the main talk role from Sanma :p). First letter is about how Sanma flirted with some girl right on air in TV. But suddenly Sanma starts to explain the latest trends in AV business to the girls (). Looks like videos with real-life sized and Ogura-looking dolls are "in" nowadays. Sanma explains what are people who bought (one costs around 700K yen) or rented (1h = 10K) such a doll, doing with it (actually it's pretty interesting...Miki sounded like she would like to buy one ).

Talking about some young actress (main role in new Touch movie) who is almost  the same age as Aichan, Sanma starts to compare and emphasizes that Aichan is still a kid, and that she should make a boyfriend ASAP(hey hey ). All guys starts to get wild about the Touch main theme for some reason and girls are just wondering what the hell happened. Looks like something like a "drinking game" being done at karaoke lately. After teaching them the rules, Sanma tells them this is not a game for them to play ().

Second letter is again about Miki's golf performance. Looks like the listener visited the tournament and praises Miki a bit. But they keep talking about the golf course and other people who took part in it.

Young Boke Kouza ft. Shouji - this corner is actually growing on me lately, as it's kinda like having private lessons in japanese comedy patterns under Sanma 's personal lead. And Aichan really has some talent, she just needs to practice.
"Sa-to-ga-e-ri" - Aichan did good, but Miki didn't, so they actually changed the order and gave Aichan the anchor.
"Mu-shi-no-ko-e" - Miki being average again.
"O-o-zu-mo-u" - Shouji failed 7-times in the row, but he puts all the blame on girls ().

Song here. This time it's c/w from the last single, "Ai to Taiyou ni Tsutsumarete". Ok, finally something else than the main song ().

Listener wo Iyashitai no Corner - Sanma knows the girls are not very good in this, as they can't understand the difference between acting and behaving normally (). So usual advice: reading pr0n magazines and watching AV ().
"Nee, wakatteru n deshou?"(Miki) - Sanma advices Miki should use imagination more. She got it nicely at the 3rd attempt.
"Dame, kikoechau!"(Ai) - kawaii <3 (but not satisfactory )
"Sakki no okaeshi"(Miki) - Sanma's hint was very...ehm...well...dirty(). Luckily Miki didn't get it (or she just pretended ).
"Nani shite hoshii?"(Ai) - She got it as requested (!!!), but when asked to repeat it, she was completely off (kinda shocked by her own hidden skill )

Karaoke-box Sanchama - Tamai sings "Mayo mayo" (looks like some old anime/children song - "Odoru Ponpokorin"). But this was kinda short. Small talk about mayonaisse follows.

Looks like Sanma even forgot that Ai+Miki were in Yantan last wee (o.o;). But good news is they will come next week again. Tamai almost started to cry when Sanma noticed that he remember his birthday (few days after Ai). Sanma promised to bring presents this time (even for Miki), but well, let's see.() Anyway, very good episode, mainly because lot of dirty talk again (hey, the girls really need to get some knowledge...and Sanma is more than willing to "teach" them ).

[StreakInTheSky]

Man if I was with them, they'd be getting plenty of dirty talk.  

Anyways, thanks again radioman. Keep up the good work.

[radioman]

Yantan 05-09-10

Opening talk about typhoon that missed Tokyo close, and how everyone spent the time (Sanma had some problems when going on toilet during power outtage ) . Shouji talks about how he adores Sanma (he likes collecting things that belonged to him ). Lots of various topics, but nothing MM related.

Zenryaku no Corner

First making fun of Tamai's worn T-shirt. Sanma's didn't get much sleep again due to watching US Open(but he is not interested in judo world championships ). First letter is about a public poll done by a beer company. They asked japanese men who would they like to go to a drink with (Sanma placed 3rd). And would Sanma take Miki with her? Miki would like to go and play the "touch" game (mentioned in previous ep), so Sanma thinks she just wants to be touched by men().

Second one is about handshaking letter. The fan was there and he saw Miki wearing the bracelet Sanma gave her. So she kept her promise (she hoped that some fan will notice her wearing it). Third letter is about some strange habits yantan members have. Aichan has to sniff the fragrance of handkerchief and towel, or she can't sleep well (o.O). Sanma says a lot of people does that, and Miki says she is doing that too (does it sound strange only to me? ) Ah, it's that famous red towel (OK, I see now...I just didn't know about this usage). Aichan states that it's not the fragrance, but the feeling when she touches the towel that she likes.

Fourth letter is about MM FC tour in HongKong(!!!) in period of 16.9-20.9. Listener asks what kind of presents are girls going to bring to Yantan guys. Sanma starts talking about Chinese dresses and notices that Aichan's face is just made for china dress (that's right ). He is also willing to make someone make the dress for her, but she has to tell him "the sizes"(). Sanma is trying hard to persuade Aichan that she should buy a china dress at any costs, because it has a lot of advantages for her(although it's expensive).  There is also 5th letter today, but as it's about some affairs between Sanma and Wada Akiko, I'd better move on.

Yando Boke Corner - Miki brought a futsal DVD for guys, but Sanma is not interested in that crap (:p).
Wa-Su-Re-Mo-No - oh, they made a good one on first try. That's been a while since the last time.
Ma-Chi-A-Wa-Se - Aichan kinda doesn't like to be anchor, so Sanma scolds her for the attitude.
Na-Ga-Re-Bo-Shi - all keep accusing other people for their own faults(). Sanma notices that girls doesn't have a proper vocabulary for the game (they have troubles to come with new words sometimes ). Aichan admits, but yet she keeps coming with a lot of interesting things (). But Miki can't keep the pace.

Iroppoi Jirettai here.

Listener wo Iyashitai no Corner - first Sanma's advice about renaming the corner to "Listener wo Iyaseru Ka Na"(I wonder if they can make listeners feel better), and then he corrects Miki's bad grammar ().
"Mou, baka!"(Aichan) - Sanma tries to explain and gives advices, but no hope there ().
"Ii koto shite ageru"(Miki) - she is not bad, but she keeps laughing everytime, so ruins the mood.
"Ne, tatterannai"(Aichan) - she made all laugh with the voice (imitating some movie line). Sanma is quite satisfied.
"Mou sugosugiru!"(Miki) - well, I liked this, but Sanma didn't. Well, well...

Karaoke Box Sanchama - girls get to sing again, and it's "Osaka Koi No Uta" remake. Quite funny, as they've got new lyrics and are singing it live as duet. The lyrics are about presents they still didn't get and about Sanma's short memory (:DDD). Looks like Aichan found something better than I-pod lately, so she is trying to make Sanma buy that instead  (she is gonna wait for that one more year probably ). Girls brought presents for Tamai.

Tamai got some goods to be used in ofuro(aromas or something like that). And yeah, as expected, Sanma didn't bring anything for girls again, and he even forgot that Aichan has birthday soon(today). Girls got a bit mad, as they are not going to come next week. And even if Miki tried to remind Sanma by mail, her mail didn't reached him(). So...a long- running gag maybe? ()

[radioman]

Yantan 050917(Maki&Shibata)

Autumn season starts in Japan. Sanma starts the talk with a story about some new manzai trio - 3 young brothers appearing in special edition of his show Sanma no Manma. And suddenly, Sanma starts talking about I-pod and confesses that he bought Nano (for 28,000 yen). () But somehow it looks like that's not for Aichan, because he keeps saying he has no PC at home and can't use PCs anyway. And he also talks about "Touch" game again (but these girls doesn't look like having interest in it).

Zenryaku no Corner

First letter about Sanma's appearance at some TV show with the girl from Touch movie (mentioned in previous ep also). Second one is about upcoming Maki's 20th birthday. The listener points out that she was promised to get 7 presents by now, but actually didnt get anything (). She asks for some boots this time, but well...(). And looks like Aichan really gets her I-pod(or even that Nano ).

Third letter is about Cyborg Shibata 3 DVD. Shibata talked about some guests she would like to have in it, but she forgot to mention Sanma and  Shouji (!). She tried to persuade Shouji, and he kinda agrees (that would be nice having him there ). A small talk interview about some Cyborg backstages. SHibata tried to persuade al lto watch that, but nobody wants (). Fourth letter is about Maki's birthday live she had. Listener asks Sanma to provide some gag for Maki, as she is gonna have live in Osaka. Sanma teaches her "Kyou yatto itachi ni...iya,iya...hatachi ni narimashita" (wordplay on "hatachi"=20 years and "itachi"=weasel ). Shouji adds some more things to that. They make Maki practice that few times, and she did good.

YoungBoke ft. Shouji no Corner - this is just 2nd time for this duo, so we can't expect much from them.
"Pa-te-i-shi-e" - Shibata admits that this is her nickname given from fans (). Sanma was satsified until Shibata's anchor.
"Ko-i-go-ko-ro" - I think this was used before in one of Aimiki shows (:/). Shouji came with great anchor, so everyone was pleased. Sanma starts to praise Maki especially.
"O-ku-ri-mo-no" - Shouji fails again.

Maki's "Suppin no Namida" song here.

Listener wo Iyashitai no Corner -
"Ima ja nakya iyada"(Shibata) - voice was good, but Sanma didnt like the presentation, and advices her to "befriend men"().
"Nee,  itsumo no onegai"(Maki) - praised for good voice, but still nothing special.
"Chotto jishin aru n da"(Shibata) - didn't get the settings for this.
"Konna ni naru n da"(Maki) - good at first try, but omg what a line (). And the comments from guys...(o.o)

Karaoke-box Sanchama

Tamai sings "22.2. no Onna no Yuutsu"(lyrics about Shibata). Dunno what's the original song title though.

End talk is about Maki's expectations before 20th birthday. She would rather stay "-teen" though (). And she would like to try alcohol on her birthday(some sweet liquor).

[StreakInTheSky]

"Try" alcohol? Sure Maki, sure.  

[radioman]

Yantan 05-09-24

Tonight's guest are W. Sanma acts like surprised to see them in this show. Kago reminds him she used to be a regular there, but she obviously got something wrong (she was in the show like 3-4 times before). Sanma mentioned that they grew older, as they are not wearing Doraemon panties anymore (). He also notices changes that occured to both girl's bodies and he plans to do a special research about the reasons (;O). He also keeps thinking why are they still acting like children, when they're 17-18 actually. Some unrelated topics follows (pets, going to pubs with other comedians and so on).

Zenryaku no Corner - Sanma starts asking W if they don't have any problems with each other, and foretells that in 5 years problems will sure appear. They should fall in love (Sanma), and they would like to (Kago), but they can only read about love in manga (T_T). First letter notices that Kago appears in Yantan after 1 1/2 year and Tsuji after 4 years. Tsuji remembers that she was there with Yuuko, and she was really nervous at that time. Suddenly they keep singing some self-created song about Yuuko's drinking habits (:DDD). Then they talk about the origins of the song (created in Sydney's hotel room; their first unit name was "burinko unko"). Kago keeps coming with imitations she used to do at that time. Also Tsuji comes with some, but she is not Kago's level (Sanma's very happy with that). Kago and Tsuji saw Sanma's trip to Mexico in TV, and  they keep talking about chihuahuas (both have one at home ). General talk about pets.

Second letter is about how they look like twins, but their sports abilities are different (Mechaike and others ). Kago comes with some funny stories related to her sports experience, but she says she is good at long distance runs. Sanma comes with topic about how geinoujin's average lifesize is short (64 years according to some examination) and they keep talking about this.

Young Boke corner - Sanma expects a lot from W duo, as they should have some good sense of humour.

"Da-bu-ru-yu-u" - Shouji came with "unko" gag, what (as expected) made W laugh.
"Hi-ru-ya-su-mi" - Kago failed (according to Sanma), but it was still much better than other girls(-.-). Two more attempts, and both were really good.
"A-ki-no-so-ra" - Sanma promised Kago that if she clears this, he will buy her return-ticket to Nara(). Tsuji is really great even according to Sanma's merits (better than Shouji ). Two more attempts again, and the last one was really a masterpiece (incl. unko ).

W's "Miss Love Tantei" here.

Listener wo Iyashitai no Corner - no expectations here from Sanma, as W's are too young and doesn't have characters required ().

"Sabishiku nacchatta"(Tsuji) - not good of course. But Sanma makes her try someting different (old hag voice )
"Naite nai mon"(Kago) - good try, but failed.
"Uchi, mou honki ya nen"(Tsuji) - Tsuji thinks it was good, but it wasn't () Sanma makes her try Ayaya imitation on this().
"Haburashi karichatta"(Kago) - no, no. After this, girls exchange some of the lines and tries again.

Karaoke-box Sanchama - W's "Robo Kiss"() Didn't get much from new lyrics, so dunno what the idea was.

Today's summary: Tsuji says Sanma didn't change at all even after those 4 years she havent met him. She watched some TV show with him and didn't notice it was few years old (). Sanma checked that with his friend from high school, and he said the same thing ().