'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the JPH!P house
Not a creature was fapping
Not even a mouse
The posters were hung near the chimney with care
In hopes that Takahashi soon would be there.
The JPH!P children were nestled, all snug in their beds
While visions of a poledancing Maki (and Biyuuden Bunnies) danced in their heads
While Masa in his kerchief, and dai in his cap
had just settled down for a long winter's nap
