@Rick-e: It's now on Youtube. Just search "morning musume perfume"
Ping-pong was somewhat ear-bleed-y? Someone should make a ringtone from the screeching so I can use it as an alarm.

Although, you could tell Perfume was feeling awkward in the face of hyper bouncing estrogen on drugs.
Epic serve Sayu, epic.

Girl group ping pong usually makes me cringe and bored, but the pathetic-ness of this went all the way around and became interesting.
Camerawork during the performance was terrible. This always happens, like how I've never seen the booty shake sections from Waracchaou Boyfriend or 100gag, or the groping section from Munasawagi Scarlet filmed live. The only exception are the grabs in Jiriri, MKB Eros, and GAM. But the latter two don't count, since the groping is the dance.
I've determined the story of the dance shot is that Chun kisses Sayumi, who tells gossip Risa, and word spreads all the way to Takahashi, who is all like

(look at that moment in the dance shot!) and determines that they all must go shoplifting. No seriously, 90% of the moves are "Grab stuff off the shelf, put it in the cart". Then they distract the guards by POINTING OVER THERE and/or bumping them off with their elbows.
And in the end, Chun settles into a different pose than the one in the beginning. This must mean something very meaningful. [/crack]