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Vida Guerra
« on: April 12, 2005, 08:51:06 AM »
:thumbsup for the find!!!!!! I was waiting for you to make a Vida thread.

hahaha. Return of the hacked cell phone??  :lol:

I dunno. I got burned the first time I posted her bare ass in The Triple B thread @ JPM. But sure looks like her. LOOOKINGMIGHTYDAMMMGOOOD!! :halo:  :jerk:

Compare those to the real deal:





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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2005, 03:11:55 AM »
Even if it's not her, the babe is still freaking hawt regardless.  But damn, I feel like I need to borrow Spastastic's glasses.

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2005, 07:17:59 PM »
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL AN ASS!@!!!!
 
I'm all for Vida in Flashdance The Remake!! :jerk:

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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2005, 07:26:37 PM »
Like a planet rotating on its axis, except that axis would be your pennis.

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2005, 07:41:32 AM »
Haha, I saw this girl in FHM. HOT STUFF!

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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2005, 09:18:19 AM »
Wasn't she in the Baby Bash video? Or whatever that nerdy Latino singer is called. I was like, who fills jeans like THIS SON?>!

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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2005, 01:34:15 PM »
Geez.  I hate this fuckin thread.  I mean, yesterday morning I peeked at it, and Vida's apple cheeks were on my mind all day.   :x

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2005, 07:46:56 AM »
Perfect!! 8)

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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2005, 11:55:12 AM »
Ice Cream never tasted so delish!

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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2005, 01:50:17 AM »
Hottest ass on the planet!!! :jerk:

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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2005, 12:02:31 AM »
so what the fuck is this magazine about?? Rims? Wheels? Who gives a fuck?  :D

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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2005, 08:39:30 PM »
Man, I can't believe I missed this thread. I better make it up to yall 8)

Vida XXXposed
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2005, 09:54:47 AM »
HOLY FUCKIN SEASHELLLS/SEAWEED/SEACREATURES!! :w00t:

Never seen those Vida XXXposed either !! Amazing you gotta outta The RIVE to represent!

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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2005, 12:09:57 PM »
:D

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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2005, 08:05:28 AM »
^ were those fake?? who cares, she be FLOSSIN






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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2006, 06:36:06 AM »
Get your KY tubes ready, Vida Guerra will appear in the July issue of Playboy:

Vida Guerra -- You'll like it when she's here, but you'll love it when she walks away. She claims title to the world's greatest ass. Well, you be the judge. The Queen of Guerra Firma has never been seen like this.

http://www.playboy.com/magazine/
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« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2006, 09:57:14 AM »
Quote from: Masa
Get your KY tubes ready, Vida Guerra will appear in the July issue of Playboy


THANK YOU GOD!! AKA HEF :pimp:

I guess that's what they meant when she was at the Playboy Mansion for the Playmate of the Year unveiling.




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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2006, 11:06:36 PM »
I found LQ scans of Vida's PB spread:


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« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2006, 08:32:38 AM »
I SMELLL JPH!P BANNER!! SHE GOT ASS FOR DAZE!!!

OMG, she's actually really good looking in these. Great photos. Hope there's more!

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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2006, 01:05:14 AM »
Playboy Interview: The Dirty Dozen

http://www.playboy.com/sex/d12/vidaguerra/

By Pat Sisson

Boasting a backside so perfect it makes J. Lo look like just another Jenny from the block, Latin stunner Vida Guerra defines the term curvaceous. The Cuban-born beauty gained the attention of males everywhere after a chance photo submission snowballed into numerous appearances in high-profile hip-hop videos, a spot on Chappelle's Show and instant Internet celebrity. Rumored to be the most searched-for model on the web, she's about to take over another screen in a series of upcoming movie roles. Playboy.com caught up with the voluptuous Vida and found out about her sexual fantasies and why the woman with the most famous bottom likes being on top.

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1. Do you ever get tired of people staring at your backside, mentioning it and making comments?

Vida Guerra: No. People compliment me on other things, too. It's funny. The people who have disrespected me are girls who have tried to grab my butt. Maybe they want to feel it to test it? Maybe they like women?

2. You're starring in an upcoming movie called Rhythm of the Night playing the part of a dancer. Does a guy have to have the right moves on the floor to get a chance to show his moves in the bedroom?

Guerra: Well, you know what they say, if you can dance on the dance floor, you can move on the bed. I personally have moves that most guys have never seen.

3. What's your favorite part of the male body?

Guerra: I like the area around the abs, the lower part. It's the pelvic muscle. There is some hot stuff in that region.

4. What's your favorite sex act?

Guerra: Being on top. I like having control. And sex is especially good after a massage. That always gets me in the mood.

5. Are you a big fan of talking dirty?

Guerra: Yeah, things need to be exciting. I do plenty of dirty talking, but I'm a little shy. Guys need to start it off.

6. Have you ever hooked up with a fan?

Guerra: No. I was attracted to a cute fan in Miami once, but he turned out to be married. The ring was a pretty big giveaway. When my assistant went up to him and asked him about his wedding ring, he started up with this story about how his marriage was falling apart. No way that's going to happen.

7. What's your sexual fantasy?

Guerra: I want to get on a white canvas while me and my man get covered in body paint, have sex on the canvas and then hang it up. We'd call it Lovemaking or something.

8. Have you ever joined the mile high club?

Guerra: No, but I want to. It's always been a fantasy of mine. I need to get a little bigger so I can rent a private jet or hook up with someone who has a private jet.

9. What is the most unusual place you've made love?

Guerra: The most unusual place would have to be with my boyfriend at a club on Valentine's Day. We went into a unisex bathroom and had a quickie. We kept the door locked.

10. Have you ever videotaped yourself having sex?

Guerra: No, I'm afraid after everything that has happened with other famous people. I don't trust anybody. Your house would be broken into and someone would find the tape. Even if you made it and erased it, someone would get it. That happened to me with my cell phone. I was taking photos and I had deleted the photos right away, but apparently Sprint mobile kept them on the server and someone found them. That's why I decided to pose for Playboy.

11. Are you a voyeur? Do you like to watch?

Guerra: I like to watch porn. I'm not a huge fan and I don't watch it all the time, but it's a big turn-on.

12. What's the most number of orgasms you've had in a 24-hour period?

Guerra: Just one. I'm lucky if I have one. I guess I haven't met the right guy.

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