Sham...POW!!!

[JFC]

I never did like this guy. Every time I see that frakkin' commercial with his ugly mug I just want to shoot my TV.

http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker

Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

    * Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
    * She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
    * He kisses her.
    * She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
    * He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
    * He runs down to the hotel lobby.
    * They both get arrested.

Sham. Wow.

http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker

[Ping]

You'd think that being in the Sham Wow commercials, he'd be rolling all over the pussy.
I guess some things are right in the world.

[mini*wheat]

...Oh wow. I definitely laughed at this story.

You KNOW he yelled Shamwow when he punched her... he had to.

[pikapikapika]

maybe it was sham-ow! let go of my tounge!

[Sev]

I got one thing to say about this: lolcopter

[shurastriker]

^ i join with the ROFLCOPTER

this makes me wonder if is ok to kiss a prostitute... apparently can be too dangerous

[~Dan~]

Shamwow is real?? LOL
I assumed it was just a 4chan meme.

[storyboard]

Lol is all I can think of saying.

[THUNDERDUCK]

He should've went to Bangkok, like everyone else does.

[kuno_thunder]

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee324/RobLang_2008/Shamfingwow.jpg

[kuno_thunder]

Bumpity bump, bitches.
"Jam Wow" featuring Vince Offer (Steve Porter's Sham Wow remix)

[Sev]

Both Steve Porter remixes are available for download on his website.

http://www.djsteveporter.com/