Stuttering man finds soul mate in his pillow

[Tuffty]

Okeke Ikechukwu, 26, a labourer, from Lagos, told the Daily Metro that his stammer made it difficult for him to speak to girls.

"Since I am a stutterer, ladies have always laughed at me whenever I try to talk to them," he said.

"I have needs, and so I have taken to sleeping with my pillow in my arms ever since I was 16. I have grown to fall in love with it, and I intend to spend the rest of my life with it."

Mr Ikechukwu also said that, unlike a woman, the pillow would cost him little or nothing to maintain for the rest of its life.

"I think it will make the ideal mate for me," he said.

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Poor guy, gotta sympathise if he has girls laughing at his face. But still, I do not want to imagine the wedding night. 

[Tyler_Wood_2005]

He justs needs to buy one of those long body pillows with pictures of anime girls on them 

[redux]

If you're gonna fall in love with an inanimate object you can at least be a bit more inventive than a pillow.

[shirenuファクトリー]

Yeah, if you like cars or weird stuff like that you get documentary ppl over!

[kuno_thunder]

Or he might have done this.

Or, even this.

[Asmodai]

If you're gonna fall in love with an inanimate object you can at least be a bit more inventive than a pillow.

Then a sentimental passion of a vegetable fashion
must excite your languid spleen,
An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato,
or a not- too-French French bean!
Though the Philistines may jostle, you will rank as an apostle
in the high aesthetic band,
If you walk down Piccadilly with a poppy or a lily
in your medieval hand.

And ev'ryone will say,
As you walk your flow'ry way,
"If he's content with a vegetable love which would certainly not suit me,
Why, what a most particularly pure young man
this pure young man must be!"