Newborn baby falls through train toilet onto tracks

[Foxy Brown]

A baby delivered in a train lavatory has survived tumbling down through the bottom of the carriage and onto the tracks.

Passengers on the West Bengal Tata-Chapra Express raised the alarm when they saw Rinku Debi Ray, 28, jump from the speeding carriage in what they believed was a suicide attempt.

The train came to a halt more than a mile down the track, but when passengers ran back to help her, they discovered the new mother cradling her new baby in her arms.

[kuro808]

well emergencies do require drastic measures

As a note: Please deliver on a flat table to prevent this from happening

[~Dan~]

Something's not right about that story.  What about the umbilical?

[meowchi]

I guess that the temporary invincibility that you get when you first spawn in some video games is actually true in real life.