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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/22 Candybar
« Reply #140 on: June 23, 2012, 10:23:50 AM »
 ^....^ kawaii.!kawaii.!kawaii.! yeah kawaii.!

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/22 Candybar
« Reply #141 on: June 24, 2012, 08:05:00 AM »
@atre I felt that they are a very unique couple although unrequited love is such a great topic XD

I love them  :love:. Well... I love Makoto and like Yossi, but I love them together. Their relationship is so sigh worthy lol. Thanks again for writing the stories.

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/23 Wild West Starter
« Reply #142 on: June 24, 2012, 11:38:51 AM »
@maike: yeah I thought of them as Chibi characters and poor Reina :nervous

@atre: Yossie is great as a quasi-male character, however making her as a pure female character presents a challenge

New starter although IDK how it will end up in the long run


The times were good. 

If you were a non-Japanese.

After the war had ended, the Japanese were still being ridiculed for their part in the war despite their service to the cause.  They risked their lives to save the A-squad of the army from danger, risking their lives to save those white soldiers.

Yet, they were still degraded to second-class citizens and lived in the shadows of the proud boys who came home with their tails between their legs as the mothers would cry if Johnny didn’t come home.  For the Japanese, it was pride to die for your country. 

Which country that might be?  That varied on how people see it.

For one, she had to fight two wars.  The war as a Japanese-American, the second was to not reveal her secret as she hated women’s clothing.  That was Kamei Eri for many people.

It seemed weird to her to wear a skirt out in public especially ones with poodles on it but her hair was never able to flow long enough to be considered cute.  It was the challenge to grow it beyond the shoulders but it seemed to fail every opportunity to gain that length.

Eri had set her mind into a leather jacket and dark sunglasses as her disguise.  She couldn’t speak a word of English but her gestures gained her enough slack to be considered one of the guys.  Then, the day she had met a young lady.

Brash and attractive, Michishige Sayumi was the one people grew to hate.  Despite her exterior beauty, she had gain notoriety for being self-centered and attracted more to a mirror than a man.  However, it didn’t stop her from going out and hitting up the corner soda pop store or diner to check the scene.

Sayu was accompanied by a petite woman, Tanaka Reina, who became her right-side lady when it came to courtship.  Her brown hair was a cute point for many of the men and her style of attracting them never bothered the men.  The women were jealous of her on the other hand.

As Reina would scoop up the single and taken men, Sayu would order drinks for both of them waiting for a catch coming her way.  Majority wouldn’t take the bait but Eri, who was hooked as soon as she entered the door, came and helped her with drinks to her table.

“Thanks.”

“No problem.”  Sayu tilted her head as the voice wouldn’t match a man.

“You look weird as a man.  Everything doesn’t match you.”  Sayu pointed her fingers at all the clothing.

“I guess so, but you look cute.”  Sayu gleefully circled Eri as she swung her arms around her.

Eri never felt her heart beat so fast that she was ready to faint at any second but Reina saved her by grabbing Sayu.  Eri smiled awkwardly towards Sayu as she wanted to now die as her embarrassment was slowly coming through.

“Sayu, maybe that guy has the heart for you.”  She pointed across the room as her eyes were still fixed on Eri.

“I think it maybe is you that he is looking at.”  Sayu slipped away and grabbed the man out of the store.

“I’ll keep this secret, however you owe me a lot.”
« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 07:38:18 AM by kurosawa87 »
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/23 Wild West Starter
« Reply #143 on: June 24, 2012, 11:51:51 AM »
  ah mah gah!! i mean oh my gosh!!! i think im gonna die!!yeah because of you kuro and kameshige!!yeEEH!

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/23 Wild West Starter
« Reply #144 on: June 24, 2012, 07:18:25 PM »
@kurosawa87  Just make her quasi-male character she is LOL. I like Yossi better manish anyways =P

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/25 KameShige
« Reply #145 on: June 26, 2012, 06:25:07 AM »
KameShige again and my twist on it because I'm evil that way

That dark room.

That room where screaming and yelling was ongoing that I finally punched the wall.  If you had paused for one second, you would have known that I have another within me.  I hold it carefully protecting while you two blame each other for my failures.

I had loved only one, she kept me warm, she kept me comfortable, and she kept me away from you.  Upon returning from school, your screaming caught her attention, and she called the police for my safety.

Time was running out when she got the call and I packed up whatever I could before heading out.  You got your items and we left quickly out of town running away as fast as we could until the ringing was no more.  I had you by my side that is what I needed.

Being sixteen and in love with you meant everything.  You protected me and now I had to protect you.  As we thought of survival, we managed to get enough money for a month but we needed it more.  Something quick, we could only think of a few things without revealing our identities.

Many avoided us but the few who did take us in gave us shelter and food but I got greedy.  I wanted to get something more for both of us.  You voiced your concerns and you became more than a friend, you were my lover.  Delicately revealing every part of my body, I could let every frustration out of my body before heading for people hungry for young women.

Salarymen, presidents, janitors, married, single, everyone was the appetizer to you.  I return home you lay out perfectly as we did our nightly dance under the sheets to wake in the morning with a new day in sight.  Yet, you still wanted to avoid any more conflict but I insisted it would help us.

Days would go by and you still offered energy to pull through.  Months after you still had the energy but I could see the wearing on your body.  Finally, a year you asked for a break and we managed ourselves into an apartment.  However, my body still hungered for the money and you asked to join in once.

We headed out to the location covered with coats as the breeze would hit our faces and two men approach us.  No words were spoken, only screams from us as we were dragged into a car.  You were resisting but you couldn't overpower him and that monster ruined you.  I couldn't offer that resistance because I knew who I was and admitting was easy.

What was minutes felt like hours as they did their job and threw us onto the side of the road.  I held you after it happened.  It was little to support you but feeling that violation on your body was my fault.  We returned back a little heavier than hours before and we sat there waiting for results.

You cried when you saw it and left the room.  We were both in the same boat.  I blamed myself everyday that you received that gift.  I blamed myself for leaving us vulnerable.  I blamed myself for what I held up and why you were left this world.

My first gift was the weapon.  A blanket.  Soft, durable, and deadly

This dark room, where I cursed my parents.  For my father, I hope he deserves what he's getting.  It was the reason I didn't scream, it was you that did this to her.
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/25 KameShige
« Reply #146 on: June 26, 2012, 06:27:39 AM »
 uhn hey ! what's that???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :catglare:

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/25 KameShige
« Reply #147 on: June 26, 2012, 06:45:44 AM »
uhn hey ! what's that???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :catglare:

lol it happens a lot
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/25 The challenge
« Reply #148 on: June 26, 2012, 11:22:57 AM »
I tried to make something rather outlandish, Sayu in a challenge, what kind of challenge?  read the short story about it :nervous


Challenge: Keep Sayu at #1 cutest

Opponents: Reina and everyone else

Success: Leader gains play time with younger members, shun Reina, and become den mother for the day

Failure: Reina flaunts her success around Sayu and she cannot stop it

Sayu wakes up suppin and walks over to the bathroom where Kudo was hiding out with a bucket of flour as she approach the mirror and proof a cloud of flour hits her face.  Sayu turned to the mirror miraculously puts up the usa-chan peace.

After her shower, Riho-chan starts her walk with a fully-loaded bottle of cider.  Her love goes beyond what other people love and pops open the cap.  A spray nails her dousing her face with carbonated goodness.  She turns to the mirror with a smile.  Usa-chan peace time #2

Ishida approaches the leader frozen to stop her from the next mirror.  Leader looks confused and she takes a detour to Zukki in the corner with a bag of sweets.  It looks like cookies from here.  Confirmed. Cookies and being offered to the leader as a gift and she gets to mirror #3 with ease.

Masaki uses her drums as a shield for the mirror as she practices with other instruments down the hall.  What can she not do?  I guess shield the mirror enough for her to get #4.

Ishida now hugging the bunny as she is trying to make her dizzy and it seemed to be working as she seems dazed.  The dance is also throwing the bunny’s balance off as she got mirror #5

Eripon just found Gaki-san.  Mirror #6 goes to Sayu.

Harunan looks like will model off with the bunny.  Smart move from experience as Sayu copied her moves but she has a glass of water.  She moves it gently around her bending her arm back and returning it back as Sayu rejects the glass leaving her in a staredown.  But, leader knows the weakness a chocolate bar appears.  Mirror #7 gets for Sayu.

The last obstacle, the most obedient of Sayu.  I wonder what Fuku-chan has up her sleeve.  Bracelet for her favorite and Sayu seems to enjoy it.  Sayu is winding into the trap of conversation.  She seems frustrated as the kitty is the final stop.  Sayu dodges the love for mirror #8

Reina stands in her way for continuous love for the day or constant teasing.

“nijuuyon”

“nijuuyon?”

“Yes, nijuuyon, death.”

“I’m not going to die.”

“nijuuyon is death for idols.”

“Reina, I’m going to win this.”  Sayu steps up and looks awkwardly at the mirror.

The confusion is in front of her and she cannot put her hands up.  It must be something unusual.  Reina placed up a Koharu picture in front of the mirror.  Sayu can’t stand it and she holds her hands to her side.  She’s running out of time

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Lights go out in the house and no sign of what she did.  Electric guy will be coming soon, we hope, until then challenge will continue soon after this break
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/25 The challenge
« Reply #149 on: June 26, 2012, 11:36:31 AM »
 sayumin remains the worLd's cutest.!!!  yeah dude!

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/26 Part 2 of starter
« Reply #150 on: June 27, 2012, 11:23:53 AM »
Part 2 for the starter


Eri heard the echoes of her voice ringing through her head.  She felt like panicking but it was the warm feeling inside that someone knew who she really was rather than what she is dressed as a person.  The streets glowing with the lights hitting the sidewalk with the people returning from work crossing paths.  Her jacket wrapped around her body with the breeze picking up from the east as she turned the corner to her house shared with her cousin, Toru.

After the war, she decided to stay here to live out the American dream as her parents returned to Japan with nationalistic pride at the lowest ever.  Toru was working as an auto mechanic at the nearby shop as the only Japanese/English speaking worker.  He was great at doing his job and the Americans appreciated his quality work but many still hold the grudge.

“Eri, where did you go today?”  He popped open a bottle and kicked it back.

“Diner again.”

“You cannot pick up anyone at a diner.  They can see through you easily.”  Eri smiled as she removed her jacket.

“I got one.”  Toru flipped out of his seat spilling bear onto his lap as the turtle stuck out her tongue to him.

“She must be ugly.”  Toru joked as Eri walked into the bathroom.

Toru was always good natured but he loved the American woman rather than the ethnic Japanese who lack English speaking.  He was a sucker for an elegant Japanese woman.  Who could blame him when he was living with particularly another man in Eri.  Her room was a pig pen and rarely liked cleaning.  Toru even called her room a pig pen compared to the essential woman. 

She walked into the shower to wash off the day and remembered that she didn’t have Sayu’s number.  She began to curse at herself for failing to get the number and pounded the wall.  Eri wiped up and then her cousin popped her head in to find her cousin wrapping a towel around her body.

“There is a girl at the door.  Shall I stall her?”  Eri ran out of the bathroom and headed toward her room as she hurriedly put on her clothes as Toru stalled her.

Kamei walked out with her pajamas to see a short lightly colored hair girl in pigtails.  She scanned the turtle and handed a piece of paper to her.

“She wanted to give you this but she was afraid if you knew that we were following you home.”  Eri tilted her head as she left the door and Eri ran back with the number in hand.

In her glee, she closed the door behind her releasing the mountain of discarded stuff behind it and became buried under it.  Toru rushed inside to free the turtle from the pile.  He quickly realized Eri was on cloud nine from receiving the number that she piled whatever he took off and left her to be.

Minutes later, Eri emerged from the pile and dove for the phone.  The thoughts started to swim of how she should greet Sayu and stared at it before giving her a call.  However, she didn’t know where Sayu lived and she had to anticipate if she was home.  The night was long as Eri played with the phone long enough that she needed to sleep on it.

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“Thanks Reina.”

“Sayu, you are evil and you know he is a…”  Sayu lifted her hand.

“I don’t care because he is the one I want.  Don’t you have a date tomorrow?”  The younger female shook her head.

“I think we can find someone for you.”  Sayu put her finger towards her lips and ran to a person in the parking lot.

The bunny ran over to the person and pointed towards Reina as she waved over to her.  Sayu was excited that he agreed but where Reina was standing, a person had approached her.

“How are you doing tonight?”

“I’m fine, how about you?”  She turned to find a leather clad person with a rosy smile.

“I’m good.  Let’s go to Makeout Hill.”  Reina was escorted behind Sayu that she didn’t notice she was gone and the guy had offered a ride home as an apology to making her wait so long.
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/26 Part 2 of starter
« Reply #151 on: June 27, 2012, 03:43:15 PM »
  hehehe kuro huh? mahal n kita!! hehe u dnt undErstand?hehe my gosh.!kameshige!!!more!!

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/28 Lonely
« Reply #152 on: June 28, 2012, 12:15:41 PM »
@maike I'm not sure how to reply to the comment XD

Lonely


Eri never liked moving

She hated it so much that she held onto the school’s flagpole on her last move.

However, it was different being a year older and the expectation that it would end soon made the turtle happy.  She arrived at the new house with the boxes surrounded them.  Her mother knew little Eri wouldn’t unload her own boxes so she let her venture over to the neighborhood park.

Eri was reserved with other people but quickly opened up when she got introduced to them but she couldn’t get to that point.  However, she wanted to be more aggressive and walked up to the first girl by the sandbox.

“My name is Kamei Eri.”  She didn’t look at her and the turtle moved closer to do her introduction again.

Before she could get her name out, a group of children surrounded her and kicked sand at her as she tried to shield her face from the sand.  Eri pushed through the group and took a faceful of sand.  The turtle wiped her eyes as the group bolted off.

“Eri, that was stupid.”  She commentedas the turtle was getting the last bit of sand out of her eyes.

“I know, I moved here, and I wanted a friend.”  The turtle walked away as the girl wrapped her arms around her.

“You’re brave.”  She whispered.

“I gotta get home.  Sorry I can’t stay out longer.”  Eri ran back home without getting the girl’s name.

The next afternoon, Eri returned to the park to seek out the girl she met yesterday.  She was in the same spot now with a ribbon on holding a ponytail.  Kamei ran up to her and greeted with a smile with the girl returning one back.

“I forgot to ask about your name.”  Eri grinned as the long-haired girl stood up.

“I’m Michishige Sayumi.  I like being called Sayu.”  Eri nodded as she was dragged from the sandbox to the swings.

“Chotto matte, swings are dangerous.”

“Nah uh.”  Eri replied as Sayu sat down and let the turtle start up her swing.

Sayu held onto the chains tightly as Eri pushed her harder with every opportunity.  Eri had very little strength but it was high enough to scare Sayu that she jumped off and landed on her front.  Sayu got up as Eri stopped the swing and apologized.

“Kamei, stop doing that.”  Sayu commanded as Eri placed her hands behind her back.

“I’m sorry.”  Sayu shook her head.

“Don’t be sorry because of me.  You are nice enough to talk to me compared to others.  That’s why I stay by the sandbox because I can enjoy my friends there.”  Eri wasn’t sure by “friends” but she knew how lonely she felt from her observation.

“Where do you live?”  Eri asked as Sayu let out a giggle.

“This way.  Maybe mother can get me juice for me and you.”  Sayu led the way to her house as Eri hurriedly followed her and did that for the next fifteen years as they began to grow up together.
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/28 Lonely
« Reply #153 on: June 28, 2012, 01:48:18 PM »
 hehe its okay.! kameshige again huh? :) more!more!more genius kuro.!!! :)

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/28 TakaGaki
« Reply #154 on: June 29, 2012, 06:05:43 AM »
@maike had to stop the kameshige goodness for this small bit

Her eyes were cold as ice.

Holding up the wepon to strike it again

It was finally dead

The torture that had given her nightmares was dead

Nights of wondering what it would do

The feeling of it touching her skin

Gave her chills

She wanted to rid of it

It stalked her night and day

Its face burned into Risa's eyes.

She finally faced it

With her weapon,

She charged towards it

Avoiding the first blow

Flew by the second blow

The third was its final lifeline

Oozing out with liquid

She could finally smile

Grin to the gods that she killed the stalker

Her laugh set off the lights in the other room.

Her partner entered the room shocked at her action

Seeing the weapon in her hand

She knew it was dead as its limp body couldn't move

She grabbed a broom and dustpan and threw it out the window

"Good job killing the roach."
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/28 TakaGaki
« Reply #155 on: June 29, 2012, 06:47:37 AM »
 un its okay genius kuro!! i lovelove takagaki too!! as long as youre the writer haha!

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/29 Kamei Eri Gosai
« Reply #156 on: June 29, 2012, 06:29:17 PM »
@maike thanks I appreciate the comments

rndy thanks for thnx, I think my stuff has been getting crappier but thnx anyway

to the readers, I know its kinda weird but bare with it  :lol:


“Wait up Onee-chan”

I called to you from afar

My little legs carry me a few steps

Before it faulters

The feeling of quicksand consumes them into the hallow ground

Mama said you had a date

She said I could meet her

Then you left

As my eyes were sleeping

Why don’t you let me meet him?

He seems so cool

You liked brown-haired men

They seemed nice to me

However

This one

Seems nicer to mama

Mama hasn’t said anything

She cried when you left

What did you do?

Mama never did anything to you

Say sorry to Mama

Other than that I won’t talk to you

I love you still

I hope I can meet him soon

Love,

Kamei Eri Age 5
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/30 Kamei Eri Juusai
« Reply #157 on: June 30, 2012, 12:49:12 PM »
Continuation


“Wait up, Onee-chan”

I waited five years

I finally meet your boyfriend

Following you to the park

On a Saturday afternoon,

Seeking his appearance

You run towards him

It is a woman

Deceived me

She looked like a man

But a woman

You cuddle with her

Five years

Mama still cries

I hate you

You loved a woman

My own curses aimed toward you

Turning to find a girl

Alone yet happy

I can never trust her again

Risa-chan,

Daikirai desu

Itsumo

Kamei Eri Age 10
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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/30 Kamei Eri 16sai
« Reply #158 on: June 30, 2012, 10:32:43 PM »
One more continuation

“Onee-chan, wait up”

Another six years has passed,

I got to know her name

Takahashi Ai

She is kind and batty

Her laugh is so addictive

Her screams are weird

I wonder why you like her

She isn’t my type

Yet you question me

My friend is nice too

She isn’t a thug

She’s sweet

She bought all of my umeboshi bread

Risa Nee-chan

Stop questioning her

She’s going to hate me now

Now,

You’re moving out

I hope Ai and you good luck

I will keep her

No matter what you say

Kamei Eri

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Re: Kuro's Unusually Weird Oneshots 6/30 Kamei Eri 16sai
« Reply #159 on: July 01, 2012, 12:17:09 AM »
 :) now i undestand this haha!

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