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Massive fael.
Before the month started I didn't anticipate having today off from work.
First day of 5-day weekend with insomnia and nothing else to do in an empty house FTL.
Suggested techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness: Masturbation. Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Rewiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every woman the marine has ever fucked. Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue. Further masturbation. Planning of marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what a marine's girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed.
Oh well. I don't think I've ever felt as good about failing a challenge before.
Now that that's over with, at least I didn't have this failure as my
1000th post.