So I've decided to open a thread to post here one-shots and short fics... Gah, I've got too much free time right now
Well, the bad influence of some people
(They know who they are xD) has make me be a little more interested in this pairing... And since I don't have to study nor work, I've started to write this... And it will have three or two parts, or at least I think so
Principles of Narcissism
Part 1Great, great, great…
So this is how it feels when you just can’t help but fell stupid and useless…
Me! Stupid and useless, me! I mean, how’s this possible…?! I am Michishige Sayumi! And Michishige Sayumi is the cutest girl in the whole world…! And I’m also intelligent and a stubborn person! I’ll repeat it again: me!
This may sound narcissist, but it’s just like it is…!
I AM PERFECT! Just the way I am…
So… why the hell she keeps teasing me?! She’s always making fun of me, ME!
I’m so freakin’ angry at her… Well, in fact, I’m always angry at her, but all the fault is hers. She’s always a stupid bully. But when a few days pass, when she’ll realise that I’m angry, she’ll say that she was joking… And then, she’ll put on one of those smiles that always make me melt inside…
Well, now that I’m thinking about it, I must admit that a huge part of the problem is me… Why had I to fall in love with such an irritating girl?!
Yes, have I mention that she irritates me? She does, and a lot. But another huge problem is that she’s only irritating when she’s with me! When she’s around another person, she acts all cute and sweet… and harmless…
I’m totally her target… And we’ve been known each other for about seven years, so she always knows what to say to hit my weak spot…!
But I wonder why she does this… At first she wasn’t like this, but now…
Bah, I guess I should give up on her. I have to admit, reluctantly, that I love her… But she’s definitely not for me…
“Sayumi!” Who the hell is calling me now?!
“WHAT?!” I yell to the girl who is standing before of my eyes wide eyed because of my tone.
“…” She looks at me frozen… I guess I’ve shouted her a little too much…
“Erm… sorry…” I try to excuse myself hiding my rage with my usual cute tone of voice. “What did you want, Leader-sama…?”
She closes her eyes a little, looking at me suspiciously... It’s kinda awkward when she stares at me like that… But, obviously, she’s just too airheaded to see that…
“I’ve just come to give you this planning…” She hands me a paper with our names written on it…
“What’s this for?” I give it a brief look, it seems like it’s for a rehearsal or something boring like that…
“There we have written the pairings for the next rehearsals…”
“Eh?” Pairings… what? “We have to do pairings?”
“Yeah, to do the dancing thing.”
I look at the planning one more time…
“NO!” I scream as I see who my partner is. “Ai-chan, please, I don’t want to make a team with her! Let’s change partners…!”
“No way!” She says dramatically. Of course, she won’t change partners since she’s with her dear Gaki, she’s such a selfish…!
“Please…!” I beg. Ok, this is getting weird… I’ve never have to beg for something… God, this girl is changing my personality…
“There’s no way in hell we’re going to change anything!” She states, sternly… Damn, I really don’t want to be with her, she’ll start to bully me again…
“Please, Ai-chan! It’s a personal favour…!”
“But, wait a minute, why the hell don’t you want to do the practice with Reina…?” She asks, looking at the paper. Seems that she didn’t even know who my partner was… Dork…
“Because…” I take a long pause, it’s kinda embarrassing to say why I don’t want to be with the yankii princess. “She’s… a bully…”
“…” She stays quiet for a moment… And the, she burst out laughing so hard that the tears appear quickly on her eyes… Honestly, I don’t see the funny thing of this situation. “Reina… A bully?!”
“She doesn’t show that part of herself to the others…”
“Of course not!” She laughs cutting me off. What the hell?! How dares she to cut me off?! “She’s such a sweet girl… I can’t imagine her bullying you… Oh please, even LinLin is more bully than she is…”
“Ok, don’t believe me. But I swear she’s always provoking me to make me angry…!”
“I’m sure she doesn’t do it with evil purposes…” She laughs… And again cutting me off…
“Maybe…” I have to admit it, she’s not evil, but she’s just irritating. “But she does it, and it annoys me!”
I put the cute pout mode on, trying to convince Ai-chan to change Reina with Gaki-san… But it’s going to be hard… And I don’t think it will result…
“Ah! Are you mad at her because she has said a few times that you’ve got small bre…?” And she isn’t able to continue since I put my and over her mouth, shutting her up.
Oh yes, I didn’t even remember that… How could she dare to say that?! I didn’t speak to her for a whole weak because of that!
“See, another good point to not be with her on the rehearsals…” I state. Maybe this will help me to convince this dork…
“Bah, that’s not even a reason to not be with her!” Stubborn, isn’t she…? If she thinks Reina is such a nice girl, why doesn’t she make the team with her?! Damn!
“But I don’t want to be with her, and…!”
“Sayumi!” Has she just cut me off one more time…?! “You’re going to be on the same team, and that’s all!” I guess I’ll have to give up…
“Ok…” I say sulking. “But if she makes me angry and I loose my nerves, you gotta know that you could avoid a disaster…!”
“Haha. Ok, I know it…”
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Great, so everyone is with their pairing… Ai-chan with Gaki, Eri with Lin and Jun with Aika… And… about me… I’m alone…
Can this girl be more irritating?! I mean, she ALWAYS says that she can’t stand people who is late, and she ALWAYS arrives late… God! Even Eri has come here earlier than her…
Suddenly someone embraces me from behind and gives me a kiss on the cheek… That’s it! She always makes me angry, but always manages to fix it with these kinds of shows of her affection to me.
But I know this won’t last long… In a few minutes, she’ll be the bully again and I’ll be mad at her… But the mad time won’t last long either, then, she’ll do one of these ‘shows of affection’ and I’ll forgive her… And it won’t last long… And again she’ll make me angry… And blah, blah, blah… It’s always the same story.
“Morning!” She says as she loosens her embrace. “Shall we start practicing? The others have already started…” What’s up with that scolding tone?!
“Yeah, we had to start earlier. But someone wasn’t here on time…” I state, looking at her as I put a pout on, and she laughs.
“Oh, come on… Don’t look at me like that! And let’s sing…!” She says poking my nose. “I hope you sing better than the last time~~~”
See, the bully and mean time started soon… Just as I thought…