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The Laws of AKB48
« on: January 18, 2010, 02:30:35 PM »
"I shall give you my laws, and you shall take them unto the people."


The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls

1. Acchan always wins.

No matter what the situation is; Acchan will win. Even if she loses by traditional definitions, she will benefit and come out in front!

Some proof:
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2. Oshima Yuko is awesome.

From making weird faces to snuggling Haruna; everything about Yuko is awesome. Ergo; Oshima Yuko defines awesome.


The Laws of AKB48: Book #2 The Fans

1. Always fap before buying.

If you still want the item afterwards, then it is truly worth getting.


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Feel free to come up with some more AKB48 laws!  XD

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 04:41:31 PM »
Takamina can never go through anything without crying at least once. True story.

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2010, 06:16:26 PM »
Meetan touches all. TruStory™

Sasshii: She does wota gay.

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2010, 06:29:00 PM »
The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls

3. Acchan always gets the most screentime

Acchan would get more screentime than the other girls even if she wasn't present :P

1. Acchan always wins.


1. Always fap before buying.
Especially if you're planning to buy a PB. If you still feel like ordering the PB after :fap then it's truly worth getting :yep:

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2010, 06:38:49 PM »
Unless of course, you want to get something that hasn't been scanned yet.. :cry:

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2010, 06:46:14 PM »
Unless of course, you want to get something that hasn't been scanned yet.. :cry:
I guess you haven't heard of magazine preview pix :P

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2010, 10:10:13 AM »
The Laws of AKB48: Book #2 The Fans

1. Always fap before buying.

If you still want the item afterwards, then it is truly worth getting.




The Laws of AKB48: Book #2 The Fans

2. Always fap AFTER buying.


There has to be some purpose for bending to a wallet rape, right?  :grin:

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2010, 01:50:41 PM »
Well I don't know.

One rule we always abide by is 'Book is for support, Scans are for fapping'. Or maybe it's just me :lol:

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 08:18:33 PM »
The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls
4. Glasses + any of the girls = win.

See AKBijyo Megane thread for some examples.


4a. Sunglasses are also included.

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2010, 09:00:13 PM »
This is a must-have for the girls book IMO.

5. Being a good singer in this music group does not guarantee the deserved spotlight and popularity.

Case in point: Katayama Haruka and Masuda Yuka.

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2010, 02:22:26 AM »
6. Sasshi does wota gay! :D

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Here's me singing and dancing!
http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=15604.0

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2010, 03:04:29 AM »
5. Being a good singer in this music group does not guarantee the deserved spotlight and popularity.

;_;

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2010, 04:25:36 AM »
5. Being a good singer in this music group does not guarantee the deserved spotlight and popularity.

;_;
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..group hug!

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2010, 04:55:21 AM »
I didn't say it was a good rule. :nervous

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2010, 08:35:06 AM »
The Laws of AKB48: Book #2 The Fans

3. infinity monetary


is needed

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2010, 11:54:03 PM »
The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls

7. The Watanabe Mayu Rule

Mayuyu is secretly everyone's true oshimen. No contest.

You just don't know it yet.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2010, 04:54:21 PM by ronin »

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2010, 12:48:49 PM »
^lmao, I was just about to add that exact same thing. Funny how things hardly changed at all in three months  :lol:

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2011, 04:00:34 PM »

The Laws of AKB48: Book #1 The Girls

1. Acchan always wins.

No matter what the situation is; Acchan will win.

One year and 4 months later Acchan is still #Winning


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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2011, 01:14:03 PM »
Submitting a law for peer review;

The center for AKB singles must always be shorter than Acchan.

Supporting Argument;
Jurina = 160cm / Acchan = 161cm

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Re: The Laws of AKB48
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2013, 11:05:13 PM »
Scandals will benefit your career... IF you are popular enough.  :lol:

Examples:
- Hirajima Natsumi: gained enough support to rank in the election and re-claim a spot on stage during the dome tour
- Oba Mina: became Team Captain again and got a transfer position and entered SKE48 senbatsu
- Minegishi Minami: also became Team Captain
- Sashihara Rino: became Theater Manager and won the election

and also the other side of the medal featuring girls like Yonezawa Rumi who weren't popular and had to go.  :nervous

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