Author Topic: The Ayaka Thread (長手絢香/アヤカ) (Read 157887 times)

J-Triumf · « **Reply #320 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:21:30 AM »

I realize I could just point to my post at the top of the previous page, but where's the fun in that?

My Ayaka story: It was the summer of 2009...Bored out of my mind watching random YouTube shit with no sense of focus in my searches, I somehow felt compelled to do a search for Japanese people attempting to speak English. After being amused by a few anime clips that featured varying degrees of success, I decided to seek out videos of live people, eventually stumbling across an entire series of "Surprise English Lessons". Recognizing a few of these victims from a previous experience, I decided to look up who this Ayaka person was and her connnection with this unusually large collection of girls...and the rest, as they say, is history.
Favorite thing(s) about Ayaka: It's one thing to be perfectly bilingual with English and Japanese...it's another to be pretty damn good looking in addition to that. Mr. golfer dude is one lucky man.
Favorite H!P group with Ayaka: Sexy 8
A memorable performance: Ayaka and Yossie seems to be a winning combo for me for some reason:

A picture that I like:

A video that I like: It's too easy to pick out an English lesson...how about an obscure skit with cheesy acting and an obnoxious white guy instead?

Other comments: With Coconuts Musume ending on a whimper, Ayaka could have easily been relegated to the forgotten corners of H!P history. Instead, she has a very notable legacy of being one of the more effective ways to introduce H!P to western audiences.

Tuffty · « **Reply #321 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:03:16 PM »

Quote from: Mucca on January 07, 2010, 03:36:04 AM

Other comments: I can't believe I answered this survey before Tuffty!

Oh my days, I can't believe I missed this survey! It's been a busy few weeks for me with exams, but I will answer it soon! For now it's just a quick update with some very sexy news. She cut her hair!!

In my mind, the goddess will always have long hair, but already I'm loving the new look

Tuffty · « **Reply #322 on:** February 27, 2010, 04:43:04 PM »

Ayaka dresses up as Marilyn Monroe:

Also, her computer's not fully protected.

cool_kickin_dude · « **Reply #323 on:** February 27, 2010, 04:46:09 PM »

hey, mine does the same thing!!

guess we both need anti-virus protection

Tuffty · « **Reply #324 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:03:08 PM »

7000th Post dedicated to the goddess!!

Long may it continue!

Tuffty · « **Reply #325 on:** March 27, 2010, 02:24:51 PM »

I guess this is Ayaka?

It's got the chin mole and everything

Why do I get the feeling Shi's gonna love this?

Dammit, I'm jealous of the dog.

Mucca · « **Reply #326 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:40:50 AM »

Those boots are EPIC.

Tuffty · « **Reply #327 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:33:43 AM »

Aw! Ayaka wishes Mai a Happy Birthday through her blog. The translation isn't great but it did manage to pick out the words "best friend"

Tuffty · « **Reply #328 on:** April 11, 2010, 05:11:41 PM »

CROSS-POST!!

Here's Ayaka's Mii

Tuffty · « **Reply #329 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:18:16 PM »

The inside of Ayaka's car has got a lot of pink

Tuffty · « **Reply #330 on:** May 23, 2010, 11:25:25 AM »

Let's be frank, if Ayaka was ever a pro golfer like her hubby, I fully expect Tiger Woods to reform back to his old womanising ways right there on the course

And who could blame him?

Slack · « **Reply #331 on:** May 23, 2010, 07:53:23 PM »

Good thing she's not his type (white trashy blonde, etc), if his previous history is any indication...

JFC · « **Reply #332 on:** May 23, 2010, 07:54:15 PM »

* JFC fights the urge to make a bad, pervvy "hole in one" joke.

Tuffty · « **Reply #333 on:** May 23, 2010, 08:30:46 PM »

Oh wow I'm only now realising that all of Tiger's conquests have been white trashy blondes. I'll say that having Ayaka on the course is not a good way for a golfer to improve on their handicap. They'd be too busy staring at her

Quote from: JFC on May 23, 2010, 07:54:15 PM

* JFC fights the urge to make a bad, pervvy "hole in one" joke.

Two holes in one if you're good at it

Saburo · « **Reply #334 on:** May 23, 2010, 09:36:41 PM »

Mid-Pac, REPRESENT!

Tuffty · « **Reply #335 on:** May 26, 2010, 02:39:11 PM »

More golfing hotness. If Google Translate is accurate, then her high score is 120. I'm not sure if Ayaka understands the rules of normal golf

:

Ayaka with messy, wet hair!!!

Hideto always acts the fool when he's in a pic with her

Tuffty · « **Reply #336 on:** June 16, 2010, 02:20:47 PM »

Wistful look FTW!

Tuffty · « **Reply #337 on:** June 20, 2010, 11:17:33 PM »

Thanks to Afro

Look at the swing. Tight fitting shirt, hair blowing in the wind, cut off jeans showing those fine, fine legs....I'm pretty sure all Hideto needs to do to win is to bring her along to a tournament and the rest of the golfers will be dumbstruck. But he needs to be careful in case it happens to him too

And Mai's doing it too which is doubly awesome. I'm so glad to see they still hang out together

shirenuファクトリー · « **Reply #338 on:** June 22, 2010, 03:03:00 PM »

That's pretty awesome. But somebody should rotate that pic cuz my neck is hurting.

Tuffty · « **Reply #339 on:** June 22, 2010, 03:56:04 PM »

^ How's this

And some more necessary Ayaka/Mai love