Man punched little children in head for fun, police say

[Foxy Brown]

Caught in the act at his local Walmart last night, Ralph Conone admitted that for months he'd been punching children in the backs of their heads with his keys in his fist, Columbus police said today.

The 68-year-old grandfather also told them why, police said: He simply got a kick out of it.

"He stated that he does this because of the excitement of being able to do it and get away with it with the parents right there," said Sgt. John Hurst of the special victims bureau. "He'll just strike them in the head and just turn around and walk away."

[bokunosonzai]

LOL nice . Perfectly sane reason to do anything in life...just because you can. Someone should whack this bastard in the nuts just for kicks .

[Slack]

My first thought was of my old roommate.  He was a fun guy to be around.  No, seriously.

He also named his cat "Fatty".