(Group) Ebisu Muscats

[Tuffty]

I just can't take Rina as a soldier. She looks too cute and tiny. It's like she's struggling to even hold up that AK-47 I think Rio pulls off the secret agent look well

Screencaps of Rio from her secret agent AV. Boy does she look good when wielding a piece. 

[initial]

I just can't take Rina as a soldier. She looks too cute and tiny. It's like she's struggling to even hold up that AK-47 I think Rio pulls off the secret agent look well

 

Willfully gives up?  So easily? 
I like where this is going. 

[Tuffty]

She'll offer some resistance...



Oh right, it is from an AV after all. Shame it's from one of those types of AV's (rape) because dayumn she is fine in that get up

[initial]

ran into this somehow, not sure, what the hell was i first searching for, then I remember clicking on a link, then another, and another, then another, then I went back, clicked on another then what the hell, where am I?   


PS:
L4verra, those pizza pics on your tumblr page always get me hungry.  I'm trying to keep the most fit I can, man!   
I'm gonna start a new tumblr page to put these rants there.

[L4verra]

I just can't take Rina as a soldier. She looks too cute and tiny. It's like she's struggling to even hold up that AK-47 I think Rio pulls off the secret agent look well

Let's not forget someone else who pulls off the secret agent look very well


Why Rina never pulls off the skin-tight leather I have no idea.
Hell her secret agent outfit is in a schoolgirl uniform


Who hasn't pulled the secret agent outfit yet...cough cough Uruha cough cough

[Flantastic]

Oh, wow. I seem to have missed a lot. Thank goodness, I turned back to page 69 though.
I hope it's not too late to contribute.

[L4verra]

Oh, wow. I seem to have missed a lot. Thank goodness, I turned back to page 69 though.

What's up Flantastic! Good to see you back
You hungry for some Kawaii Koushien or what

惠比寿麝香葡萄 おねだりマスカットsp59 (11月18日)—在线播放—优酷网，视频高清在线观看

[Tuffty]

I do like this pic a lot, particularly Acky's glance at Saemi. It's like a "I could eat you up" type of glance.

[L4verra]

I dunno about y'all but I am digging the Snow White getup
And then there's this:



And then there's this featuring everyone else's favorite new Muscat:



And then there's this photo with Rina



Da heck she hasn't responded to my Twitter posts

[initial]

#1:  Kishi is the cutest Snow White ever!!!!!!
#2:  I think Kishi and Kijima could be a good Combi duo.  Kishi will crack the jokes and Kijima will play the straight character.
#3:  Rina probably doesn't understand or knows how to respond in English, nothing personal pimp.
Come to think of it, I've never tweeted anybody, not even relatives. 

I think they should have a episode where the girls can wear costumes, and I'm not referring to Rion's black-face or Yamaguchi's black-swan; but cute costumes like Morning Musume would do in their Haromoni-moutTube show.  they look so cute.
Can you imagine the EbiMasu girls wearing cheerleader costumes then next episode dressed as sexy executives or fairies?   

[L4verra]

#1:  Kishi is the cutest Snow White ever!!!!!!
#2:  I think Kishi and Kijima could be a good Combi duo.  Kishi will crack the jokes and Kijima will play the straight character.
#3:  Rina probably doesn't understand or knows how to respond in English, nothing personal pimp.
Come to think of it, I've never tweeted anybody, not even relatives. 

Imagine Aino Kishi in a Snow White getup standing next to Rion Sakamoto in a Red Riding Hood getup I think that was Flantastic's fantasy for her and yes, a Red Riding Hood outfit does suit Rion Sakamoto. I wonder if she'll present a photoshoot in an outfit like that...

And wtf every single girl I've tried to talk to in English has never responded...Aino, Rina, Hana, da heck none of them have responded
Even other girls I've tried talking to such as Ran Sakai and Shizuku Hasegawa have not responded
But that doesn't mean I will stop trying, especially when all I have to do is send the right tweet to...ahem, @kishi_aino and @russwest44

Can you imagine the EbiMasu girls wearing cheerleader costumes then next episode dressed as sexy executives or fairies?   

lol we are pulling out the standard AV costumes the office lady, the nurse, the schoolgirl, take your pick.
ironically enough i can imagine all of the Muscats in NBA jerseys. sorta how you see those girls in the flickr photos with the snapback hats. you know what i'm talking about right? it's all over tumblr
and hell, i already know what jerseys all the 'cats should wear, complete with the numbers and everything. let me pull that list out...
we're using away jerseys and not the home white ones

• Aino Kishi: Oklahoma City Thunder #0
• Yuma Asami: San Antonio Spurs #9
• Akiho Yoshizawa: Los Angeles Lakers #12
• Rio: Miami Heat #6
• Sola Aoi: Boston Celtics #9
• Shou Nishino: Dallas Mavericks #41
• Minori Hatsune: Los Angeles Clippers #3
• Jessica Kizaki: Houston Rockets #7
• Aika Ando: Philadelphia 76ers #33
• Asami Ogawa: Denver Nuggets #9
• Rina Rukawa: Chicago Bulls #1 (you have no idea how many girls look good in a Derrick Rose jersey)
• Kaho Kasumi: New Orleans Hornets #23
• Ayako Yamanaka: Minnesota Timberwolves #42
• Nanako Kodama: Golden State Warriors #30
• Ena Kawamura: Toronto Raptors #10
• Manami Yamaguchi: Atlanta Hawks #5
• Airi Nagasaku: Indiana Pacers #33
• Haruka Ogura: Milwaukee Bucks #3 (yes initial this one was just for you )
• Ai Sayama: Portland Trail Blazers #12
• Mui Kuriyama: Cleveland Cavaliers #2
• Yuria Satomi: Memphis Grizzlies #22 (i did this on purpose, if you know who #22 on the Grizzlies is, the name alone is kinda why...)
• Saemi Shinohara: New York Knicks #2
• Yui: Sacramento Kings #13
• Yuika Oshikawa: Phoenix Suns #4
• Hana Haruna: Orlando Magic #7
• Anna Anjo: Detroit Pistons #7
• Rika Kawamura: Utah Jazz #24
• Rion Sakamoto: Charlotte Bobcats #15
• Airi Kijima: Brooklyn Nets #8
• Sayoko Ohashi: Washington Wizards #2 (Sayoko is here for the sake of having all 30 teams represented since Rin still isn't back yet)

i can't find a photo of one of the muscats in an NBA jersey (outside the one of Minori Hatsune i posted a while back) but just imagine the Muscats as the, well, "Swag Asian" archetype.
it's not hard to, well at least for me

[Tuffty]

And wtf every single girl I've tried to talk to in English has never responded...Aino, Rina, Hana, da heck none of them have responded
Even other girls I've tried talking to such as Ran Sakai and Shizuku Hasegawa have not responded
But that doesn't mean I will stop trying, especially when all I have to do is send the right tweet to...ahem, @kishi_aino and @russwest44

Keep in mind, these girls could have hundreds of people sending them tweets each day, possibly saying the same thing you are. And on top of that, it's not in Japanese and I'd suspect you're working on time difference so they could be asleep when you're sending them the tweet. All I'm saying is, even if you had lined all these things up to work in your favor, it'll still be hard to get a reply as these tweets can easily get lost in and amongst other people's. I'm sure there's a point where these ladies have to say to themselves that they can't reply to each one.

[initial]

dang, a bunch of the NBA-EbiMasu hook-ups were nicely done.  Kijima and Brooklyn?  (I don't like team mascots aka, jay-z)

        i like what Ogura's wearing on top,          but I love what she's wearing underneath

[TeriyakiBoi]

惠比寿麝香葡萄 おねだりマスカットsp59 (11月18日)—在线播放—优酷网，视频高清在线观看

Heh, it seems a couple of the Muscats forgot it was "Kawaii Koushien", not "Hentai Koushien".  I was hoping to see Ms. Kijima do something (I think she has the potential to be very cute), but alas, she will continue to be in the background.  I also liked that mini-battle between the lovely Nightingale Nurses.

[Tuffty]

Was that the first time Sola won at a Kawaii Koushien attempt? She deserved it. Yuma's was the best. And Rio's try in the second round was a very clear winner. Shou was most successful at giving me funny feelings in my pants

[L4verra]

Let's not forget who managed to save Team Westbrook from losing this round



And of course Kaho was being, well, Kaho. Especially at the end of the episode.
I dunno about y'all but this might have been the best Onedari Muscats!! SP episode in quite a while.
Yeah it was a simple day of Kawaii Koushien but it was really, really enjoyable.
 

[initial]

asked my brothers (two born in minnesota) what they think of the Muscat wearing their team's jersey four thumbs up

[initial]

not sure about the team or jersey, but the Muscat is a yes, dang she's sexy!

[L4verra]

not sure about the team or jersey, but the Muscat is a yes, dang she's sexy!

I had to pick a big market team for a notable AV idol.
What better match with Minori Hatsune than the Los Angeles Clippers?
The jersey'll look good on her in my book

And here are some more good examples. I gotta say, if I see Rio rocking a LeBron James jersey my pants might tingle









The newest Muscat gets the jersey of the NBA's newest team


Plus, let's all give a big round of applause to...

Akiho Yoshizawa.
Congratulations for being nominated as the 2013 Best Actress for the Adult Awards

[initial]

Acky gets Dwight's jersey?  Why not the Black Mamba's?  the future Legend?
Oh, correction, Kijima would look so cool in that Nets jersey. 
PS:
I don't care how cute she tries to be, this woman is dangerous.  There hides something cruel but still so enticing behind that smile.