the amount of nearly nude girls' pictures is too much.. 
well, I like most members and former members anyway..

don't forget that Muscats have former members from phase 3-5 who are in oecura mambo & chocolate full PV..
There's the niche that the Muscats have.
You can see most of them nude; that's why they are AV idols (well, most of them anyway).
It does work as a double-edged sword. The fact that they do J-Pop and AV is empowering because they aren't limited to one occupation that demeans them, in this case AV, but that also means that they have a bit of a red flag on their merchandise. Like, don't expect to find it in a Kinokuniya Bookstore unless you are
really lucky, like I was. A technology magazine that features Aino Kishi and the Muscats in their Oyafukou Baby outfits? A must buy.
what?? so there was a fired member in Muscats' history? 
what's RLD anyway? 
well, every weekends' Onedari Muscats' episode comes with no subtitle, since I don't understand Japanese, I can't completely enjoy the movie.. 
anybody here make the subs?
I don't understand the mechanism behind how the Muscats work...
You have women getting fired, you have women getting forced to resign (Risa Kasumi), and you have cases like Uruha where you don't even know what the hell happened...
Meh

The RLD is the Red Light District.
Get to 20 posts and you can find your way there.
It's where you see the AV side of some of your favorite Muscats, such as Acky, Rio, Hana, Westbrook, and your favorite.
You can see explicit videos and such if you manage your way there.
And they are not translated unfortunately...we don't have fluent Japanese speakers on this thread (and those that do show up occasionally) so we just go through episodes of Onedari Muscats!! SP using your best guess. It's not the best way to approach the episodes, but it is what it is.
And I have a bit of a confession to make:Throughout my time on JPH!P y'all have seen me have a favorite now and then that I obsess over. First it was Rina; I couldn't stop posting about her and her incredibly cute persona and smile. Next it was Saemi; I couldn't stop posting about her derpy personality and amazing body. But for both of them, there was a reason why I stopped liking them. For Rina, she drove me insane with one AV and I could never look at her the same way again. For Saemi, it's a mix of a lot of things.
She has a pretty suspect personality and is still trying to find herself. Like, I don't know if she is after a higher or lower form of self esteem sometimes. If her father said not to go for an entertainment based career, then I don't know if she's doing this just to offset him. Another reason why I stopped liking her is because she never does anything. That sounds too bloated but let's face it: when was the last time she made a gravure video, or made a video on YouTube? Not in a long time. Hell she doesn't even update her blog that often.
Maybe this is just me being tired of having to find new stuff from her only to be disappointed, and maybe it is just me being tired of seeing her uber fans on Twitter (yes, she has uber fans)...and she probably doesn't have that great of a personality if I imagine myself dating her. If she's insecure about the entertainment industry, what makes you think we'll have a steady relationship? lol that's the fantasy based-thought speaking right there

But I digress, she's one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen and has one of the best physically fit bodies on the Muscats but I don't really feel as sparked seeing her as I used to. Kinda sucks to say that, but it's the truth.
I hope y'all will respect my decision to switch out my favorite Muscat,
again. I kinda feel bad because now I associate every Muscat with their JPH!P fan. Tuffty with Akiho Yoshizawa, initial with Haruka Ogura, trigger with Yuma Asami, Flantastic with Rion Sakamoto, TeriyakiBoi with Airi Kijima, remy_R with Rina Rukawa,
half of JPH!P with Rio, etc, etc. And I'm pretty sure y'all associated me with Saemi for some period in time

Yeah yeah y'all saw me post photos of Uruha Mizuki but she's not my favorite Muscat (she's not even a Muscat anymore). But I do have another favorite Ebisu Muscat. She's freaking just as cool as Saemi, albeit strangely cute and such. She probably has uber fans just like Saemi, Rina and Yuma (Yuma has a fucking
fan club) but whatevs.
Now I just have 3 favorite Japanese idols. One is Uruha for sure at #1, one is Reina Triendl at #2 (and I would fangirl if I saw her in an Onedari Muscats!! SP episode), and the last one has always caught my eye at #3. No one really talks about her on here, or posts her photos. She doesn't have a RLD page because she's just in gravure (thank god). And while the age gap is something I find a little problematic (24 years vs 20 years; wasn't that big with Saemi as it was only a couple of months and with Rina only a little over a year and a half), she is who she is. And she is effing amazing.
Perhaps it was the rope.Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite Ebisu Muscat

