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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #120 on: September 20, 2005, 07:40:00 AM »
The curse of the retired jerseys! LMFAO! Give it up to Santana Moss for being CLUTCH! :lol:

Tiki Barber came thru and I finally got a win in Fantasy Football! and picked up JJ's bro Thomas :P

and Even Clinton chose Philly and Pittsburgh in the XL!

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #121 on: September 20, 2005, 01:35:25 PM »
The 'skins beat da 'boys at Texas Stadium for the first time since '95.  Damn.

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #122 on: September 23, 2005, 04:40:29 AM »
i thought Dallas was going to go 16- 0 this year :lol:  :lol:

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #123 on: September 26, 2005, 01:45:42 PM »
Can't believe Steelers lost!!! THey so had that game!!!  :x


at least cowboys came back and won!!!

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #124 on: September 30, 2005, 09:46:28 AM »
^ and they kept on going Brady cool as Joe, leading them down the field for the extra point...

WHAT ABOUT D-MAC AND DAVID AKERS??

Fuckin McNabb's sternum is fucked up and he just calmly strikes it to TO over and over for Akers to kick a FG on like one leg!!! Fuckin media bias!!

HUMPH! :x

How about these Fantasy choice pick ups? Kevin Jones. Buy low. Sell high. Yeaah.. I got Cadillac Williams and Carson Palmer but fuck, how long will they last.

When did Jose Cortez the kicker got slapped in the face for missing an extra point?? :lmao: Larry Allen rules. I need fuckin hilites!!

The game in Mexico is a joke...wonder who will watch.

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #125 on: October 07, 2005, 10:22:20 AM »
My late NFL takes:

What a comeback by the Eagles!! Defense totally stepped up. But Trotter and Dawkins paid the price.


Great choke job by KC!! Have no idea what the fuck TO is doing:
http://rapidshare.de/files/5974188/to_kc.avi.html

I am still guessing he's in a phone booth calling home.

Like he was phoning home?? Next week. Same time. Same channel. The Cowboys are going DOWN!! D-Mac is unstoppable!!! MVP and Detroit HERE WE COME!

The 'Boys wish they still got Vinnie. The Jets are gonna be tough to beat.

And Brett should not retire, get traded!! GET HIM SOME FUCKIN HELP!!

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #126 on: October 09, 2005, 08:40:30 PM »
GREAT WEEK 5 shit so far.

Matt Schaub looking really good filling in for Vick against the Pats!! BEAT THEM BITCHES!

And Favre and the GB Defense are coming on strong!! C'mon my fantasy team needs em points.

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #127 on: October 10, 2005, 02:09:15 AM »
Guesss what?!

Cowboys beat them Eagles  :jerk:  :jerk:

I gotta stay higheieieieieieieieiei, till i dieieieieieieieie.




Favre with 3 TD passes racking up 52 points. JEA!


GO GO DEION!!!!!




Falcons almost won...damn....i hate those patriots.




Damn Daigong I told you the Boy's offense was good!



Bledsoe > Vinny

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #128 on: October 10, 2005, 06:05:15 AM »
Eagles lose WTF?

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #129 on: October 10, 2005, 03:41:51 PM »
i thought you was a cowboys fan?

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #130 on: October 11, 2005, 01:49:40 AM »
I am stunned. Still stunned. the defensive and offensive line needs to be reworked totally. I thought, okay. D stuffed JJ and made his nose bloody, crushed his ankle. That at 4th and 1, Boobies Parcells would get overmatched. BUT SHIT! I never seen Jevon Kearse just snuffed out like that. FUCK!!  Ain't nuttin wrong with the Offense, the defense needs to work shit over during the bye week. :evil:  :x  :x  :evil:  :x

But mark this on your calendar Thimmy...Nov 14, 2005...MONDAY NIGHT BITCH!!

LMFAO tho @ Keyshawn getting in the grill of Drew Bledsoe!! Yur team be falling apart! HA! :lol:

And what about his cuz Chad aka Who covered 85 in 2005?? ...aside from the CPR move, fuckin Rashean Mathis had his ass all nite.

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #131 on: October 11, 2005, 03:35:53 PM »
The new love/hate QB/WR relationship-

Old- McNabb/Owens

New- Johnson/Bledsoe

Steelers over Chargers!

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #132 on: October 12, 2005, 12:51:49 AM »
lol

The Keyshawn and Bledsoe feud is over. Parcells ended it.


Cowboys will win it again on MNF.
 Dang this feels like the season Bill took over and the Boys beat the Eagles the first time but lost the second. We are so making the playoffs this year.


ah I wanted the Chargers to win...LT didn't even get 100 yards...pfft

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #133 on: October 14, 2005, 09:51:56 AM »
Damn....I been sitting on this story and u guys didn't mention it! XD XD

VIKING SEX BOAT SCANDAL

Quote from: Jim Rome
You’re the Minnesota Vikings, you’re 1-3, you’re coach is under fire, you’re headed for another horribly disappointing season; what do you do to turn that sinking ship around. Maybe that’s a bad choice of words considering they threw a sex party on a boat.

Cornerback Fred Smoot and another unidentified player reportedly chartered a couple of boats and according to authorities, got after it with “possible prostitution, drugs and live sex acts.” I get it. I know I don’t get on a boat, any boat without “possible prostitution, drugs and live sex acts.” Why would you?

Another woman complained that a number of Vikings jumped out of a limo and urinated on her front lawn on the way to the boats. You look back on the history of this league and you’ll find nothing brings a 1-3 team together quicker than nice hookers and a sex party on a chartered boat. Well, except for possibly, group urination on some unsuspecting woman’s lawn.

These guys do know that they’re not real Vikings and they can’t go raping and pillaging across the state of Minnesota right? Oh and for the record, Fred Smoot has denied paying for his boat.


Mike Tice says: "It'll either bring or tear apart the team..." no way man!! I love the idea that this will get team chemistry going!! XD XD That's what JP HiP needs!! Orgy on a boat!

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #134 on: October 15, 2005, 12:12:07 AM »
dang...Tice has no control over that team. Didn't he get caught selling tickets or something last season? idiot....

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #135 on: October 15, 2005, 06:23:40 AM »
The LOVE BOAT :lol:

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #136 on: October 17, 2005, 11:42:35 PM »
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=nfl/week6/damn-moment
I liked that. DAMN. Read it.



LT is really good..like WOW good. If he beats my fave RB of all time in Emmitt Smith, and claims the all time leading rushing title then I will call him the best. The best running backs are the durable ones. Emmitt Smith was the most durable back that ever played.

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #137 on: October 18, 2005, 10:01:34 AM »
He was quiet last year during the Chargers run it seemed?? Brees and Gates got all the attention. now the TE option has been wrapped the fuck up. Look at Tony Gonzalez  :shock:

I'm just glad that in the NFC  East everyone is at 2 losses. Eagles can easily overcome the Cowboys!!!

Missed most of the games this week thanks to baseball and the Bye week!  :lol:

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #138 on: October 23, 2005, 09:01:25 AM »
NICE. Vikings gonna keep going down and down. I always thought Culpepper and his "travelling" dance was gay. No wonder, they the Purple People Eaters and they need to sex whores on a boat to get noticed.

Mike Tice was gonna challenge guys to fight him too at the end of the season. Can't find the SI article, guess it's coming out next week or it's premium shit.

SHAUN ALEXANDER GONNA RUN OVER THE 'BOYS DEFENSE!!

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Re: Official NFL Thread
« Reply #139 on: October 24, 2005, 01:39:10 AM »
BOOYAAAHH!! ... I never took my off the game even though it went past 2 PM MST...Quintin FUCKIN Mikell with the block, Matt Ware with the TD. NEVER GIVE UP!! Eagles win 20-17  :w00t:



TO's waiter touchdown celebration was one of his weakest, but good to know he's back to doing his creative shit again. FUCK Chad Johnson getting all the media love.

gotta give props to Hines Ward for mocking Chad Johnson's riverdance/irish jig LMFAO!!


The Chad Pennington Era is over in Detroit...Jeff Garcia so excited about his win today (notice the erect nipples)





Damn..NFC East is tighter than Takitty's pussy...good that Dallas got dropped by Seattle but I was hoping Denver would hold off the Giants. LMFAO at San Fran for their weekly ass raping. This time it was Gibbs and the Skins on top 52-17, Clinton FREAKING Portis delivers 3 scores :evil:

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